Didn't see a food gore thread

Didn't see a food gore thread

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saw this, start at the 2m mark. right before that there is like a swimming pool of grease, but i assume that dorilocos crap will get more shudders

Jesus bro resize that monster of an image

There's no way that's real. No one is that stupid.

Are they?

that's a pretty good sear

This chicken is not salmon.

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>Surprised some dumbfuck who looks like they skirted through life via getting fucked thinks this way

you weren't kidding about that grease holy shit
>amazing cooking skills

dakota jean with the bantz

how is it not exceedingly obvious to yall that she's havin a laff?

I think its at least part water, they were boiling eggs in it, looks like a pot of water with a raised bit for frying

That being said, it sure is some used water

That's actually a pic of a Japanese dish.

Apparently there's this one place over there that raises healthy enough chickens for them to be eaten semi-raw.

Saw that exact conversation except it was some black chick who said that.
>It's not salmon, it's chicken!

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Holy smokes that video of the "drink" with the seafood, I said out loud "just put one in the straw so I can choke myself to death" and he fucking did it

what kind of fucking idiot saves thumbnails

Let me help you.

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that's what resolutions these crazy kids have their phones at these days user!

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Here is a deep dish Chicago style hawaiian pizza

You're a madman.

I mean, I would eat this delicious wad of cheese and dough topped with my favorite fruit, but this is in no way pizza.

Chances are you're not going to get sick from raw chicken, the issue is that it's generally the dirtiest kept meat, along with pork, leading to the higher rates of poisoning and thus the heightened awareness campaigns specifically targeting raw chicken and, to a lesser extent, pork.

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>Didn't see a food gore thread
Probably because you're not on /b/ you stupid fuck

A phone shitter

this will never fail to make me chuckle

What are you even talking about you autist

Now that's a proper 'za.

meat that isnt cooked to medium well/well done is disgusting

So is low quality bait like your shitty post

Why light it on fire? Why not eat your olives and yogurt on black paper like a normal person?

anyone watched jack's new video yet?
>the blood running down the port holes
every fucking time

oh good, at least the pizza is secure

>everything i don't agree with is bait
fuck off kid

2017 is the year of the jack boys

>>the blood running down the port holes

Where, the one he posted about 2 hours ago?

I just watched and couldn't find it....granted, I know he did undercook it because he only cooked it for a couple of min; but he didn't actually show it undercooked i dont think

no the fish i was replying to

Little Caesar's cheesy bacon bread bites

>autistic bait post in a food gore thread regarding personal preferences
>calling others kid

Do Mexicans literally not understand the concept of "foodpairing"?

They throw any old shit together, and just assume it works.

ITS SO RAW ITS JUST CROSSED THE STREET

It'ts just an over complicated bloody mary.

Are you kidding? I'd eat the shit out of that

PRETTY PATTIES

You have to activate it.

>italian_navy.gif

Jesus Christ. His videos are frustrating to watch. It gets to a point where you just want to strangle the fat fuck and yell at him to stop.

>watch video
>fucking jack
>see caption

How did I know this was him? fucking magician

#jackattack

Fucking heresy.

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food is better when served by a quality chèf like jack

oh sorry thats not jack, thats a different idiot

What is this nasty shit?

Ok dakota

eesy as 1 2 3

Was at a Bama vs Clemson watching party and some people brought these. I shuddered internaly as a room full of people went crazy about how "good" they were.

These always turn into Ja/ck/ threads. Its just an inevitability now.

Not that I'm complaining. It's like watching a really good car crash

When Jack cooks Veeky Forums comes in close

Jack is a god among men

He can't even fucking cut the limes right

>slobber all over your dish
>feed it to your son
>it's like kissing him
>you are now both gay

Good thing he got out of Commiefornia before they could turn his family into homos

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>Food Jacks Awards 2015
excuse me, but wtf is up with that video?

This image is so dense. It's tough for me to find a favorite part, but I usually settle on the phone in the meat packaging.

Food Jacks means everyone in Jack's audience, I like to consider Veeky Forums honorary food Jacks

the Food Jacks Award is Jack listing award categories and winners of those categories at the end of the year. Food Jacks 2016 came out a couple weeks back.

imagine watching a video of him sucking a dick it would be pretty funny 2bh no homo

what nationality cooks this shit so I know who to hate.

Koreans. The niggers of the East.

hehe
as if he'd do that, he's totally a straight married man

>waiting for her to chop her fingers off
what the fuck is wrong with mexicans

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My nigga cut that shit w a butter knife... Fuck. Who is that

got one of him eating a hot dog? I wanna jerk off no homo

close as I got in my Jack Folder desu

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one of the things I like about jack is he takes enormous bites and subjects us to 10 seconds of chewing because he is too polite to talk with his mouth full

Jack has something with eggs

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Oh my god..
He doesn't just eat in massive fucking bites..
He sticks his tongue out to hold it..EEWW

whats wrongw ith this?

IT'S RAAAAAAAAAAAW!

I respect people who catch their pizza wild rather than buy that storebought farmed shit.

>covering a stick of what looks like lard with pisswater salsa

For what porpoise? What was he trying to make?

It's cream cheese.
I think it was a dip or somthing

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Thought this was a food Gore thread, not food porn.

>Sheeet dis cooking shit is easy. Just put food in a pot and heat it up right?

who eats like this? Hes like the missing link

>cooking at least 6 servings of slamon on one small stovetop pan
>olive oil and butter
>awkwardly flipping it with tongs and a spat because hes scared of getting burned
also if you watch the whole thing it doesnt cook all the way through

WA LA

he bakes it afterwards with potatoes long enough for them to be done, so I'm sure the salmon was more than cooked through
>heard you talking shit

The actual video of him eating that is even better. Tammy says, "what a mess" and Jack Jr responds, "You married that mess".

he bakes it to shit afterwards, it's overdone in a rare departure for Jack

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I don't even understand what this is supposed to be, some kind of ghetto hot dog chili?

Also what is that anal prolapse he pulls out a jar? A red pepper? Where do you buy a single red pepper in a jar?

JESUS CHRIST