Is this a real scientific theory?

is this a real scientific theory?

Obviously not.

what makes it so "obvious"?

Yes. I have a degree in science and my colleagues and I are doing experiments to prove it.

It would break all of thermodynamics if you could distinguish one atom from another

OMG I'M SCREAMING

here

We will be publishing our results on IFL science within a couple of weeks. Keep an eye out for a post called "The Science of Soul Mates".

we were all REALLY close when the universe was created

t. your soulmate

I will never not reblog this

I don't understand the picture

Seriously? I don't even have a degree in anything related, but emotionally attached is quite far from being drawn to eachother physically. (Aside from the cases where you become more attached as the bodies touch, but this is from more intimate actions et.c.)

baited. drunk. fuck.

So this explains why I feel like soul mates with literally every piece of matter in the universe

I love this website

you didn't actually explain anything, much less why it isn't a valid scientific theory

He sure didn't, did he?

Boy, what a rascal.

>did you just scientifically explain soul mates?

I'm confused. How did that idea explain anything?

a scientific theory was given that explains the phenomenon of soul mates

That's not an explanation.

I'm pretty sure we both know that Tumblr has real 3D autism, OP.

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE I CAN'T BREATHE

I thought the Veeky Forums humour was in the other thread

>A paragraph of words that should be at least three or four sentences but does not have a single comma or a dot making the story so much more quirky and random
>A QUICK FOLLOWUP ON MY STORY TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE NARRATING THIS IN REALTIME

reblogged, very relatable

Omfg I was reading your post and I heard a little sound outside my window so I look up and it's the window washer for my apartment and he's super cute and looking right at me and he maintains eye contact and writes his number on the glass if this isn't a sign that soulmates are real I don't know what is

I JUST TEXTED HIM AND WE ARE GETTING DRINKS TONIGHT

No, no information of this type could survive this amount of time, apart from the fact that there is no evidence of such an interaction that could distinguish one atom from another and display macroscopic effects.

YAASSSSSSS YOU GO GUUURL

IM LITERALLY DYING YOU GUYS

HOORAY

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quantum entanglement

that may be the dumbest thing i've read this year.

REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

*reblogs furiously*

>tfw too inteligent to not reblog this
YAAAAAS

It's a fucking hypothesis. Not even that, really. More like a total shitpost.

>dumbest
Ummm can you stop using ableist language please

>3 sentences of retarded pseudo-science rambling
>OMG I LOVE THIS WEBSITE

Wow. Quality post as usual, tumblerinas

Ok um literally why did you post that white nationalist pepe symbol i'm so triggered right now?