I want something sweet right fucking now, for a week now - if not more. I REALLY FUCKING CRAVE IT, SO OBVIOUSLY IT'S UNCONSCIOUS MIND TELLING ME WHAT I NEED. I imagine chocolate, ice-cream, cakes and all sorts of tasty shit, but I decided to eat healthy. (Also I don't have a lot of money).
What can i satiate this sweet URGE with? Pine-apple is too acidic it rapes my fucking lips. Everything else is not enough and pears are too fucking expensive. The only thing I can think of is home-made caramel, but I can't fucking stuff it in my mouth anymore. PLEASE HELP ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE I CAN'T BEAR IT ANY LONGER.
Food cravings are a sign of something wrong with your diet. Like a sugar addiction. Go get a smoothie.
Nicholas Thomas
>you're addicted to sugar >go and consume a bunch of sugar
KY my man.
Jaxson Carter
Peanut butter on wheat with a drizzle of honey. If that isn't enough, add a banana.
John Williams
NOT SWEET ENOUGH I ATE A BUNCH AND FUCKING NOTHING.
It's expensive as fuck.
> craving sugar means you're addicted to sugar Well fuck I guess I should also check if I'm addicted to heroin cause I never really do it either. Also thanks for disproving the evolution - which says EVERYBODY FUCKING HAS IT AND IT'S 164% NORMAL. You fucking degenerate.
Don't have peanut butter OR wheat - I'm not in US my man.
Adrian Wright
Looks like you may just have to push through the cravings. That may be for the best, anyway.
Andrew Ramirez
I add aspartame to stuff. This satisfies my craving for sweetness.
Chase Johnson
>Don't have peanut butter Why even live
Noah James
>Eat pineapple regularly >Get sweet craving >Fap and aim for your mouth
Simples
Kevin Cook
Do you fucking read me? NO PIINEAPPLES FAGGOT. They fuck my lips.
Leo Smith
Lol americans
They even have hfcs in their white bread
Nobody else but poor countries do this Shame on you amerilards
Sorry OP but you should just kill you're a self
Logan Allen
Compact and healthy!
Try to guess things about me.
Robert Torres
Pear?
Luke Allen
have someone who can eat pineapple jack off in your mouth then you raging mongoloid
Evan Long
You aren't supposed to eat the outside
Jordan Sanders
I guess that you are a slob.
Zachary Cruz
Have a can of your favorite soda. It's less than 150 kcal and sweet as fuck.
Anthony Lewis
Wrong thread sorry hahaha.
Brayden Anderson
sweet and healthy
Jaxon Reyes
Open your fucking eyes moronic fucko. I said I QUIT EATING UNHEALTHING, NOW I ONLY EAT HEALTHY YOU SHIT EATING CUNT.
James Price
>and healthy >non-living things can be healthy.
Brandon Gomez
healthy cuz it replaces something bad you otherwise would have eaten
Kayden Hughes
>carbs aren't healthy Read more.
Ryder Mitchell
I think you missed the point. Non-living things can't be healthy. Ice cream isn't alive. Put it together.
Logan Gutierrez
its got fiber and low sugar m8 its a very healthy ice cream for dieters
who need replacement for sweets in their life
thats why i recommended it
Michael James
It's not healthy; it's not alive.
Gavin Carter
its healthier than what the other thing would be if he cracked and fell away from his diet
as in better for the body
doesnt make it a nutritionally beneficial food i agree
Dylan James
>its healthier not it's not and it was never healthy to begin with.
Jackson Lewis
>I imagine chocolate, ice-cream, cakes and all sorts of tasty shit, but I decided to eat healthy.
halo top is healthier than all of these things
Caleb Butler
No, none of those things have health; so it can't be healthier.
Adam Walker
yes one food damages your body
and one just kind of satiates you and satisfies you so that way you arent being damaged because having pleasure is still important
Jeremiah King
I see that you're just shitposting semantics to fuck with this guy, but you're wrong. Nonliving systems can be healthy or unhealthy, such as internet connections.
Bentley Edwards
Holy autism
Health applies to plenty of non living subjects, try reading past the first definition
Sebastian Sanders
Health is the level of functional and metabolic efficiency of a living organism. I can't help you're illiterate.
Connor Murphy
You are pregnant
Lincoln Cooper
That's called "healthful" you imbecile. Being correct =/= being autistic.
It's faggots like you who refer to stuff that's payed for by taxes as "free". Fuck off