Biz I’m a some to be criminal

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Biz I’m a some to be criminal.
AMA

Will be pulling my first heist within 24hours. Hitting medium size shop safe.

Hoping to leave with 5-15k from intel.

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Soon** ffs

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

you will die alone.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

We will all.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Are you mentally prepared to kill someone if you meet resistance?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Don’t see how dying alone is relevant bud.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Here's a thought. How about actually work?
Or day trade like Veeky Forums.

Post pics with time stamps after

MPmaster
MPmaster

fine faggot, I'll bite, give me a quick rundown. What and why?

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farquit
farquit

Find a more profitable career brother - I've got guys working with me making that a in a week of legit work

happy_sad
happy_sad

I’m from AUS, guns aren’t an issue.
I know no one will be around at this time of night in the area.
Will be inside for 5-10mins max.
No alarm system on the entry door.

askme
askme

Fuck me - especially in a Aus you fucking numbnut. 5k will do fuck all for your life

massdebater
massdebater

What kind of work are you doing, mate?

likme
likme

That's a stupid mindset that will add decades to a sentence if caught, maybe even the death penalty.

Then again this is \r\crypto

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Got a good stack of crypto but also debt to pay.
Currently not able to pay it back and won’t be in the short term future...
It’s a one time thing to get my back on track

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Becoming a criminal for shitty 5-15k? LOL

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Comfy good luck. Been a drug dealer but quit 3 months ago and got sober. Will start working with a guy and his team this month. Dont know what the fuck they are into but ill earn atleast 13k / month starting.

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Do you have experienced people in the crew?

How did you get in conctact with these people?

How did you acquire the intel?

How will you break open the safe?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

5k is all I need so it will be enough. Not looking to make a living

Skullbone
Skullbone

how pressing is this debt to the point you need to steal? do you know the person you're thieving from? If you do you're retarded and should pick a different hole

Flameblow
Flameblow

Start working selling drugs again?

SniperGod
SniperGod

IT architecture/project mgmt - its contracting rates but we've got guys on 1k to 1.7k day rates. Granted taxman rapes you hard but no one is working THAT hard

StonedTime
StonedTime

Single man job, involving others complicates it I think.

It’s my own intel.

Safes always have spare keys in main office...

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

good luck mate, keep it clean and tidy for the victim. Its all insured so dont feel bad. The gov should wake up and see why people need to do this. Fuck the gov

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

got plan A, B, C all worked out?
have you rehearsed this with Grand Theft Auto yet?

eGremlin
eGremlin

do you have the code for the safe?
do you know its not a timer-lock?
do you know theres no hot wire to the cops?
can you trust your so called intel?

why dont you go for a bigger fish?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

The debt needs to be payed within a week.
Know of them, don’t care desu

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

na they dont sell drugs so i have no idea what they do. No one that works with them can use drugs so thats why i quit. Will also earn alot more working with them than selling. Also the risk is alot smaller. But if your heist will be succesfull and easy its alot harder not doing something like that again.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Right, like some user said: you dont know the people you're robbing right? You haven't worked there before? Fastest way to get caught.

How sure are you of this key? Have you seen the safe? Why wouldnt it be a coded lock?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

why would you steal ilegally from IRL stores when you can scam pajeets in crypto legally? I already scammed pajeets out of $150k with free airdrops where I give them some shitcoin and etherdelta "ICOs" aka my sell order of a shitcoin.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Just remember if this is your first time then if caught they'll go easy on you! DO NOT PANIC AND HURT ANYONE.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Old safe, just bolt locked. Only need the key.

No alarm for those rooms also

King_Martha
King_Martha

Dont you have to break in a door or something that will trigger the alarm?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

nice. What kind of schooling did you get? Haven't picked a career yet because I don't trust the crypto market but also am indecisive.

farquit
farquit

Worked there for 1month couple years back, did some recon and it’s not changed...

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Will break a window and kick in a door but they aren’t on the alarm system. Only a external door triggered system aka front locked doors

takes2long
takes2long

use a glass cutter from bunnings. no mess/sound

Bidwell
Bidwell

did they see you inside? you're a prime suspect if so. do they have photos of you, or your name? did you check for cameras in the building and if they're off at night?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Be carefull if they have silent alarms. Be fast. Good luck!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

are you sure that hasn't changed? You act like you talked to the employees, did you seriously ask them about their systems? if not you have no idea, if so you gave yourself away and you're fucked.

Techpill
Techpill

but you know where the key is? it cant be anywhere else?

also protip: dont make a mess. lock it and place the key where an how it was. the later they discover the theft the better.
and obviously - wear gloves and a mask. dont wear any pieces of clothes that are kind of individual.
when you flee the scene think about buildings in the neighbourhood that could be equipped with cctv.
never use your car or own bike to ride away. dont use your own backpack etc.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Will be 100% covered face included.
No reason to suspect me of all people. And am long out of there minds by now...

Skullbone
Skullbone

stupidasfuck/10

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

So now they know you worked there for 1 month, do you know how easy it is to write a script to search through their job histories to find out whos been working there for 1 month or less or whatever duration LMAO

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RumChicken
RumChicken

dumb enough to do this for 5k
Smart enough to pull it off

Pick 1

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

looking forward to seeing you on the news next week

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

am long out of there minds by now
so your intel is not from today?
everything could be changed.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Will be in the one office most likely, if not I’ll bail. Will find it within 2-5mins of entering either way so no real problem.

Yes I’m awhere of all cctv (atms) nothing else around but will be covered when coming close. Will have plain black clothing and throw away shoes. Don’t plane on trashing anything so in and out it is.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Could be, risk I’m taking.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

dumb fucks like this are even dumber coz in his country the min wage is $25 per hour i believe

they make $1k a week as easy as taking a shit flipping burgers

why dont OP just do some phising instead?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Sound too easy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

some Bruce please fucking save this thread and make sure to look out for this knucklehead on the news

Nojokur
Nojokur

They will check former employees and family members . They will request an alibi. Also you may traumatize someone for life. Don't do it if you only need 5k.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Will break a window
That's too bad you can't do 's idea where you don't wreck anything so they don't discover they've been robbed like a week later or more.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i think your intel is not reliable enough. it wouldnt be for me.

but maybe you want to take only some of the money, maybe 3-4k and leave the rest as it is. then the owner gets into thinking it probably was one of his employees or he was getting senile.
probably the cops wont believe his full story too then.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

he could man up and learn to pick locks.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Stuff like this won’t even make the news, no one will be there to get hurt, not a news worth event.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

They will know in the morning when opening the store mate... they need the cash

w8t4u
w8t4u

So here's the quick rundown

need 5k to pay of immediate debt
decide to scope former place of work
outdated intel
face full name credentials and family members in their system
the first suspects are always former employees
basing the entire heist on a hunch that nothing has changed

nice

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massdebater
massdebater

I kekked a little to you OP. I did same kind of job years ago. On my own intel, got 10k in euros. Safe with key lock, i knew where the key was.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Not the first time it’s been robbed... they won’t care it’s covered by insurance and the police don’t care unless someone was threatened

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Exactly nice user, unless they can 100% know it was you or catch you Police can’t do shit after the fact.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Will break a window and kick in a door
nevermind what i said about being professional then.
when you need to shatter glass or demolish anything you have to leave a complete mess because it has to fit to a junkie searching money for his next shot.
you cant act all professional and break some glass.

WebTool
WebTool

I’m not a professional thief, if anything police will think less of a ‘junkie style’ robbery

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Also was my first heist.

TechHater
TechHater

good job. I prefer scamming crypto, but to each his own

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

His ancestors are smiling upon him Imperial, can you say the same?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

If you are dumb enough to talk/brag about your criminal plans online, then you are dumb enough to slip up in a critical way and never realize it until its too late.

Know your limitations OP. If no larp, then you must acknowledgr by posting here you are foolish and egotistical enough to fuck yourself over if you engage in this type of criminal behavior.

girlDog
girlDog

Grabbed everyones ip in this thread, refreshed like a madman till op posted again, found out which public ip op is using, narrowed the search to australia as he admitted, now currently browsing which ip pool this is part of and thus finding the isp which can probably find out who you are judging from the time which I have recorded of you using that particular ip in those times

tip toppity kek expect someone at your little heist

iluvmen
iluvmen

Didn’t give anything specific away nor will this be linked to me anyway... just wanted some last minute group thoughts.

It’s this or I lose everything from the some small bs debt....

Skullbone
Skullbone

There is always the SHARPIE option op.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You are an idiot and you are going to fuck up. Good luck being a felon or whatever the equivilent is in ausfailia.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Btw there is no coming back from being a thief. You will forever lose a measure of pride in yourself, such as it is. Forever more you will always be a criminal parasite, no matter what.

DeathDog
DeathDog

checked and fucking wrecked

cum2soon
cum2soon

Sharpie option?

idontknow
idontknow

Ive seen anons pay people up to 15 ETH when you stick a sharpie in your pooper with timestamp

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Nice Karl mate, well worded

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I need proofs on this

Skullbone
Skullbone

Yeah mate, this user is right, you’re fucked. Didn’t you know former employees are ALWAYS target #1 when dealing with robberies like this?

WebTool
WebTool

Be a lad and post time stamp. If caught i'll donate some ETH to get you out of prison.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Will do mate

Soft_member
Soft_member

Someone pay me 5k and I’ll sharpie rather than pull this

cum2soon
cum2soon

Wait, when's it going down?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Mate, one has to do what one has to do, good luck mate, stay quiet

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Very good point, will make a mess and act dumb for the cameras - looking into wrong rooms first...
Thanks man good advice

Soft_member
Soft_member

Is this you OP? The ID changed

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yes new ID

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Topkek OP wants to break in and steal around 5K

calls it ‘the Heist’
Like some super oceans 11 druglord heist scenario with multiple helicopters and RPGs

Dis gun be good

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Howd you get in debt with loan sharks OP?

Booteefool
Booteefool

How to get into that kind of work?

Methshot
Methshot

well it is a "heist". It isnt millions but 5k for a 2-5 min job is good

RumChicken
RumChicken

not if you get caught

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

24-48 hours

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Risk and reward is what it’s about, I’m sure millions are much harder to steal...
this is relatively simple and low risk that’s why I’m doing it

cum2soon
cum2soon

Minimum wage here is not $25 an hour you stupid fuck tard, about $16-$20 could be less for some jobs. Also shit here is way more expensive dick. Lucky to get rent under $300 a week, easy example say a pack of smokes in shit town USA would be about $2-$5 I'm guessing, here would be $22-$30.

Illusionz
Illusionz

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Is this Veeky Forums or /niggers/?

whereismyname
whereismyname

So your going to rob the place you used to work at? This can only end with your face on a current afair.

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