Barefoot contessa is the only watchable thing on this god awful channel...

> they actually cook things (that don't look like rehash #23452364563) that inspire me to want to cook - which, wholly fuck, is what FN did once upon a time.
FN is like a friend who slowly went insane and became intolerable to hang out with but won't just off themselves and still pops up in my life occasionally.

i'm still mourning for the FN i fell in like with. i don't want to see any more cupcakes. or bad cooks. i want to watch people make different types of food and explain how to do it in a kitchen designed for filming things in.

does anyone know of youtube channels that i can watch to fill the void in my heart where the food network used to be?

Food Wishes

>literally the worst
>literally

>1990's
I think you mean early mid 2000's. Good eats didn't start until 1999 and two fat ladies were reruns of the 1990's episode (one of the bitches died in the late 90's)

Nobody looks good after a 4 day coke binge, user.

She's the epitome of flyover, everything on her show is the type of thing that white middle aged housewives in backwoods Indiana would think is exotic and spicy because it's got "taco seasoning" on it.

>Good Eats was the best thing ever on Food Network.

>Need $3000 dollars worth of equipment to correctly make banana pudding

Her creepy home-schooled stepford children freak me the fuck out, and her husband gives off a "lets get drunk and beat up some Mexicans!" vibe. Her name is fucking Ree for fucks sake. When your name is a goddamn R9K squeal, you are just completely fucked from birth.

All great shows, excellent taste my nigga.

I can vaguely tolerate Worst Cooks in America because it has a couple legit chefs on it. Burrell, Flay, Zacharian are a dying breed, FN seems to be transitioning to housewives and washed-up celebrities teaching you that mediocrity is great.