How the fuck do I win Euromillions?

People like you that suck at math are the normies we hate and despise. Hope that loanshark tears you a new asshole, gayboi.

We don't call the Lottery "idiot tax" for nothing

Mathematics isn't the same as magic involving numbers

I bullied you faggots everywhere in life. Get fucked.

If you have financial troubles, the worst that you can have is winning the lottery.

One recent study showed that 70% ~ 90% of Euromillions winners lost everything 2 years after and end up in a worst situation...

And look who's here asking for help now. Hope life fucks you even more

As much as I agree with you but some one has to win. I was one of those lucky winners.
Pic related, my prize.

Of course, that's the catch.

Congratulations on the money, what did you do with it?

Looks like it's you who got fucked already!

Happened a few years back.
Bought a 320.000 house on 2 acres out in the country, all new furnishings and electronic gadgets, 35.000 car, clothes, teeth work, holidays and pay off education. Whats left sits in the bank. Unlike some winners I wasn't going to waste it all on parties and stupid investments.

I won 200K one time @ euromillion

It would be so much better for society if the government just gave money to people like you rather than leaving it up to random chance. Because the vast majority of lottery winners and humans in general will waste every penny.

yo wire me a thousand dollars

It would cost hundreds of trillions of dollars to give everyone lottery winner tier cash dumps
That money has to come from people who work
people work because they want to earn money
if they didn't need any more money they wouldn't work
if they don't work there will be no money to give them
therefore working to earn money is the only method of society
Without this system society does not exist on the level that it does today

Assuming things don't revert back, if everybody is rich, nobody needs to work so nobody will work, only volunteers will work and it is unlikely that millions of people are going to be willing to work 40 hours a week to serve food in mcdonalds or pick up trash on the streets or clean toilets all for free

Even more assuming the government got this money out of thin air it would do nothing because the costs of all good would increase drastically to react to the sudden wealth of the population

Even more assuming no inflation occurs it is very likely that if given so much money most people would not spend it wisely, we all know how people are with money

I think big casinos reshuffle after every hand

Here you go, yo.

OP, there are two ways people win money off the lottery.

1) The lottery is poorly designed. Sometimes through a fluke you get something that accidentally pays out more on average then it costs. If you find that, which you won't, then you buy as many tickets as you can. This doesn't happen anymore because they have people tallying up the odds so that the lottery never pays out more than it takes in.

2) Rollover jackpots. Some lotteries pile up all of the money if no one wins the drawing, building up the jackpot for the time when someone does. Occasionally the payout will be greater than the cost of buying every ticket. If this happens you're still screwed because between normal lotto players and lottery syndicates that flock to rollover jackpots, even if you could afford every ticket combination you're almost guaranteed to have to share with someone else.

This.

Almost nothing in this post is true. Vast majority of money in this world is stuck in super-rich peoples investments.

>you'll be gorillionaires anyway