What are your favorite math/sci quotes?

"What are you gonna do, stab me?" - Archimedes

That's incorrect.
The cat is either dead or alive you mongrel.
The vial with the poison is broken once the measurement is made.

Reference:
Griffiths – Introduction to Quantum Mechanics.

"You can do steal anything you want at the patent office, nobody will find out" - Einstein, circa 1904

>being both this autistic and this retarded

The square root of two has to be one, because one times one is two. If one squared was one, then that would invalidate one being one and hence it has to be two.
- Goebbels

Shut up moron, unfortunately the stupid Copenhagen interpretation allows faggotries like this

"Mathematics is not ready for this problem" - On Kurt Cobain's suicide note, speaking about x+6=2

>Shut up moron, unfortunately the stupid Copenhagen interpretation allows faggotries like this
Holy fuck you're dense.
To detect the radioactive decay, a measurement has to be made.
Once the measurement is made, the vial is broken.
Before the vial is broken: the cat is alive.
After the vial is broken: the cat is dead.
At no time the cat is both alive and dead.
Otherwise you substitute *cat* with *universe*.
There's no point in that.
That's why it's called paradox.

Yeah, it kind of demonstrates that Copenhagen is bullshit.

"God made the integers; all else is the work of man." - Leopold Kronecker

"suppose there exists a largest integer M. M+1 does not exist." - Norman Wildburger

Poincaré on the Three Body Problem: "As of yet, I have found no general solution. In particular, my notes are now a mess. This shall henceforth be denominated 'chaos'"

"I think surjections are epic"
- Saunders Mac Lane

"It's pronounced Yuler not Oiler goddammit" - Euclid

Hold my beer. I'm gonna get closer.
- Pliney the Elder

holy shit

>Pliney
blimey

who is this cutie?

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Kek

That would be Ika Musume.

Here's another one:
"I don't know how to prove this diagram's commutativity, so I'll just draw devils around it and leave it to the reader"
- Grothendieck in a letter of his

kek'd

Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.
- Desmond Morris

The curl of the vector field described by my penis is nonnegative.
- Me

*M+1, if it exists, is less than or equal to M

>-kurt gödel
Kek

Hot

>check to see if this is real
>see pic related
what did he mean by this?

"I hate france " - debroglie

"The shorter the grass, the taller the tree" - Darwin, On the origin of species

> Linear Algebra is a subdiscipline of Algebraic Geometry where everybody thinks n=1

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collatz_conjecture

Erdos: "mathematics may not be ready for such problems"

we've reached a memeological singularity, you know what to do...

“The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass you can tip your fedora"

-Werner Heisenberg

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This gives me a vague feeling he was molested as a child

all the more beans for me then

“When you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meager and unsatisfactory kind; it may be the beginning of knowledge, but you have scarcely, in your thoughts advanced to the stage of science.”
- William Thomson

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled." - Feynman

The most applicable quote to "game changing" energy sources and energy storage devices. People believe so much bullshit salesmanship when it comes to energy, to the point which, most can't actualize the crisis we're in.

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Mochizuki, after finding the first non-trivial zero of the zeta function outside of the Re=1/2 line.

Damn son

Holy kek

"Be less curious about people, and more curious about ideas" - Himmler

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
- Shinichi Mochizuki

"In science, the credit goes to the man that convinces the World, not to whom the idea first occurs."
- Zhu Xiping

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" - Socrates

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accepting the existence of one objective truth is the only foundation to any knowledge or understanding
jewish physics == relativism
-/pol/

Bump

"When kings are building, carters have work to do." Kronecker (quoting a German poet) to Cantor in a letter

"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong."

- Wolfgang Pauli 's response after reading a colleague's paper with outlandish conclusions.

"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong." - Georg Cantor on Inter-universal Teichmüller theory III

"Why was six afraid of seven?. Because seven ate nine!"

That's a Euler quote, right?

Shh, we need savants to spice things up.

And now I need an injection to prevent mono.

Providence has not led us along these amazing paths in vain. On the day that the party was founded I recalled that our nation once gained immense victories. Then it became ungrateful, disunited, sinned against itself. Thereupon it was punished by Providence. We deserved our defeat. If a nation forgets itself as completely as the German nation did at that time, if it thinks that it can shake off all honor and all good faith, Providence can do nothing but teach it a hard and bitter lesson. But even at that time we were convinced that once our nation found itself again, once it again became industrious and honorable, once each individual German stood up for his nation first and not for himself, once he placed the interests of the community above his own personal interests, once the whole nation again pursued a great ideal, once it was prepared to stake everything for this ideal, the hour would come when the Lord would declare our trials at an end. If fate should once more call us to the battlefield, the blessing of Providence will be with those who have merited it by years of hard work. When I compare myself and my opponents in other countries in the light of history, I do not fear the verdict on our respective mentalities. Who are these egoists? Each one of them merely defends the interests of his class. Behind them all stands either the Jew or their own moneybags. They are all nothing but money-grubbers, living on the profits of this war. No blessing can come of that. I oppose these people merely as the 0 champion of my country. I am convinced that our struggle will in the future be blessed by Providence, as it has been blessed up to now.

--Ramanujan "Aryan Terror" Srinivasa

That actually seems a logical reason behind the nomenclature.

"I just bit my coffee cup and broke my teeth"
- Felix Hausdorff

Where dem hoes at - Walter Lewin

"Game theory was thought up after playing soggy cookie."
- Nash

why was this person such a bully

The cat is superposition retard, since the decaying particle's quantum state is entangled with the cat, go read a fucking book before you open your stupid autistic face ever again.

No it doesn't. Just that weird shit happens when spooky quantum happens. You're just too dense to see.

"Mileva, what comes next?" - Einstein

>the cat is in superposition
lmao.
this is some deepak chopra tier shit

>superposition
nigger that collapsed when the measurement was made to break or not break the vial
Schro-yo's cat is a meme

Curious is the trap-makers art. Their efficacy unwitnessed by their own eyes.

best ITT holy shit

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I fucked it up.

"Don't disturb my circles!"

- Einstien