Stop using microwaves

Stop using microwaves

How about you piss off, Gordon Ramsey?

HEY.

... They're great for melting butter.

Do you freeze your food too? Fuck me

>he doesn't cook bacon in the microwave wrapped up in a paper towel

TRIPS CONFIRM CHEF RAMSEY BTFO

Stop taking your shirt off thirty times an episode.

NO, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF MORE

>Fuck me
I don't swing that way, sorry.

Microwaved food is fucking repulsive and I don't know how anyone can stand it, you might as well run it under boiling water