ITT: alternative names for food that you've heard

I cut contact completely with no explanation when someone says "fries" in reference to chips

I've never once heard them called Angry Onions.

Angry Onions is onions deep fried in spicy batter. I think Hungry Jacks' (Aus Burger King) has even trademarked the name here.

Thug jug

Some people call this "uncooked".

Those "people" aren't actually human and should be institutionalised

>2017
>putting tomato sauce on a steak

Kill yourself.

This.
I think OP Is an ausfag that is stupid as fuck
And couldn't figure out that angry onions
were actually onions from HJ's Whopper.

Alligator pear

americuck

wait.. you don't actually call those "chips" do you?? lmao!

Yea, those are actually called "shitty and undercooked"

They look cooked to me.
Just because they're not brown doesn't make those delicious looking hot chips uncooked.

gamecubes

>hallerpenoes

omg

What's it like having crippling autism?

>eating raw steak
>eating steak with ketchup

I love you

earth berries

it's NOT raw and I was clearly NOT referring to the tomato sauce you fucking IDIOT

Silly 3rd world americans

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More like nigger teeth

It feels good not dealing with americanised animals

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>may reduce heart disease

Strawmen detected.

Go away Mr Obama you are not president anymore

imgur.com/gallery/bn29V

Never had a chip butty the poor yankee doodle

>may reduce heart disease

some people call these "french" fries

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lol im the user who posted the chip butty as a bant. im Canadian and grew up with a Scottish nan and theres totally a difference between fries and chips

we had chip sandwiches

im assuming you never had fish and fries? its fish n chips m8

kill yourself

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how was that a shit post..?

it's just /pol/ being /pol/

you are Canadian = it's a shit post

Even a Google search for "typical Americans" gives such lovely results.

"Chicago style deep dish pizza" instead of 'Go 'Za.

not even American you fucking limey

Why do Americans call this beautiful and talented?

Women are funny. Get over it

k. :(

I don't know

Barbarians.

water stick

Yeah, I bust a gut every time one makes a vagina joke

ngl senpai Anita Sarkeesian is qt as fuck

zingy dildo

I don't agree but if it makes you feel better the only joke I've ever laughed at was a dad joke.

Bobby Flay

Why is there so many obese people in that photo? Is it some kind of fetish convention?
If so, that's proably not representative of america, it can't be that bad.

wait, I'm behind on the /pol/ times, I thought the aussies were the scapegoats before, it's canadians now?

crawdads

sour jerries

i laughed

from se texas and can vouch for this one

Fucking weirdos.

Triggered

Aussies still shitpost but it's thought out banter. We just shitpost to shitpost. Recommended going to /pol/ and looking through our shitposts. Quite embarrassing

Good, people who call fries "chips" aren't worth socializing with anyway.

Those are angry pickles you idiort

This.

Ur a nigger

>Aussies still shitpost but it's thought out banter.
Please. Try actually browsing during Aussie hours. Their "thought out banter" is porn spam, dumb trolling, and golden lel avatarfagging.

Their reputation as shitposters is a fucking sham.

Hotwheels™

MONSTER CHEESE

Alternately jiggaboo toes

Aussies are cancer, but you Canadian shitposters are worse than a backalley abortion

Salty grapes.

For me, it is the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich.

fuck off epicmealtime

silly sallies

Vinegar husbands

Dirt Rockets

vaginas

Called them 'little trees' when I was a tyke.

moldsmal

Mystery bags

>not knowing the difference between dirt rockets and orange hopefuls

Gabagool!

were you retarded?

Salad dildos

Some people call brazil nuts nigger toes

read thread before posting pls

oof madon!

Fried pork brain in breadcrumbs - softest schnitzel

they're chips, cunts