I am the master of pizza

I am the master of pizza

>unsheathe pizza cutter
>teleports behind you

Heh, nothin' pizzonnel, kid. . .

Perfection

ugh, that was not funny at all

Looks like you forgot to remove the plastic wrap before baking it

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its from scratch, fgt

I genuinely cant tell if the OP made this for bait or if its a wifey meal they're trying to pass off as their own as bait.
the fact there is a fork there makes me suspect its bait of the former variety.

If this pizza was cut "party" style I'd call this a 10/10 troll thread.

Then why did you cover it in plastic