do u think "Chimp's" is a good name for a burger place?
serious replies only
do u think "Chimp's" is a good name for a burger place?
serious replies only
Chimpy's
Try “Faggots”
Sneed's
Thicc burgers are shit tier.
yeah name it chimps and and accept only black people
agreed, smash style is the only style.
Chimpies
Also, how about “Pajeet’s”
It sounds gross. Like you serve chimpanzee meat
honestly I like it, OP.
Unironically call it "Da Burger Joint!"
Only if the logo is a nigger
Fuck no
Call it Sergey's.
>do u think "Chimp's" is a good name for a burger place?
no it sounds to African. Why not BestBurger or Tasties
This is better
just name the restaurant "Thicc"
Call it "Gitcho' Burger" and you can expand it to other businesses like Gitcho Clothes and Gitcho Food
No, reserved for fried chicken
BurgerConnneeeeeeeeeeeectttt!!
Yes, and, with clever marketing, you can appeal to both blacks and people who hate blacks, doubling your money and incidentally healing the racial divide while people of all colors eat elbow to elbow at Chimps.
>where you can chimp out
How about Uncle Negro's Alimony Hideout and Burger Joint (Bail Bonds, Cash for Gold, Check Cashing)?
That's unironically genius.
Call it "Burg Her"
>call burger joint Chimp's
>black person takes selfie eating at Chimp's and uploads it to social media
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>massive backlash from libtards
>ACLU takes you to court for being a racist fascist nazi capitalist
Go right ahead user
fatty fux slop shop
Honestly this, Thin burger contain the juices better and still have the fatty component.
BogBurger®
Surgically Enhanced Burgers
Chomps?
This
Its gotta be thicker than fast food chain burgers but thinner than the monstrosities you get at restaurants. Wendy's has a good ratio 2bh
yes yes, "im going to gitchos" i love it. make the burgers thinner though. im not eating that fucking mondo burger
How about
Moo Burger
And you can have milkshakes with moo.
On them
if you're in the south, try 'kissin' cuzzins' on account of how popular incest is there
ONE WAY
OR ANOTHER
I'M GONNA MEET YA
I'M GONNA GITCHO'S GITCHO'S GITCHO'S GITCHO'S
This
naacp won't be happy about this at all
We Wuz Chimps
Chimp out with our new NIGGER burger
kek
its shit. its a shit idea.
"yes I'll have the Chimps cheeseburger with a side of Chimps waffle fries"
rings like a bell, OP.
just stay miles away from any kind of racist conduct, SJWs will eat you alive
call it Ahmedi burger and the younger generation of türkish and eastern gonna eat at that place 24/7. Its so easy to make money when half of the population migrated from the east. Thank you Europe!
Better name:
Nigger Jim's Breakfast & Barbecue Cookery
Top fucking kek
>burger thread is the most bumped thread on Veeky Forums at the moment
makes perfect sense. weak handed amerifats
Chuck's
Depends on where in the south he is, he seems to be in the swamps, targeting a black audience for his joint hence the name.
Gerber's Burgers
Holy shit this works well.
WHAT THE FUCK IS CHIMPS I AM FROM FLORIDA
Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take ya orda? Large Good Burger with Zilliqa sauce.
this
this is fucking beautiful, user
How about Jibrel Burger? I mean, nobody knows what a Jibrel is but that didn't stop Jibrel Networks.
Call it Burger Mc Burgerface
lmao XD
In Tallahassee Florida there's a burger place called "Monk's". Logo is a couple of Monkeys
No, very bad idea but if you do it please post a month later saying how your building was burned down or that your business failed.
Also say you only accept payments in Nigger Coin.
If you want your restaurant to be burnt down by niggers for racism
Compared to the pathetic pieces of paper meat you get at McDonald's? Fuck off retard
CHINK'S
Sure honestly
Chumps