How would you describe this?

Butthurt Wisconsinite detected.

How hard is it to pierce a cracker?
I think that is the amazing thing in this photo.

I'm from Illinois

flyover

obsessed

Gratuitous.

I think those are the kind of cracker with some little holes already.

Impractical, unstable, pretentious.
Would try though

obsessed with obsession

What's with the corncob?

retarded

Perfect for you

It's a joke, I mean look at the sausage hanging on the rim like a lime.

As for the corncob itself, corn is common in the midwest.

American

Mexicans gone wild.

I'd actually wouldn't mind it, except that it's in some kind of beverage. That's just going full retard.

The stuff on the skewers actually looks pretty good for snack food, and it almost makes more sense to do it this way than to have a bunch of little shit like tiny ice cream cones on a single plate. It's like taking a dish that would otherwise be depressing and making it acceptable. The cheese cubes are unnecessary, though. I'm supposed to eat big ass cheese cubes on a ritz cracker? I don't think so.

A lot of wasted effort

>a light snack
>meal for one
>appetizer

Not enough mayonnaise

Sobelman's

I hate my state

Feel free to leave then instead of complaining and not doing

>wisconsin
>not nearly enough cheese

Why not just use a plate?

Inconvenient

I understand it's supposed to be more of an art piece, like a sculpture, than an actual food item. But whatever the intention, it looks like shit either way. What a waste.

I would describe this as "why not just put the skewers on a fucking plate"

Stacking them in a glass adds absolutely nothing, except the likelihood that the glass will topple and your food will all fall onto the table - and god knows when it's last been washed, considering how mentally deficient this restaurants' staff must be to have come up with this monstrosity in the first place

Pic unrelated

na i have a good job in a good city that is nothing like the rest of it

it's kind of like how NYC makes fun of flyovers, we're all Americans, but I'm the right kind

Goofy and fun 2bh

a bloodless mary for me pls

new level of memefood

fun

a useless sales gimmick

would never want to work in a place that served anything like this cause that looks time consuming and tedious to make

funtastic

I'm a big fan of this version of the Bloody Mary, myself

The Aristocrats!

look at the size of those cheese chunks on the side. I'm gonna hurl

what is the point of this? most people would end up needing a plate so why stick the food in there in the first place?

>needing a plate
You a bitch?