Why do americans call carrots 'dirt rockets'

why do americans call carrots 'dirt rockets'

I'm American and haven't ever heard them called this.... But I'm going to start! That's hilarious.

Umm, because they're shaped like rockets and grow in the dirt?

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It's the Midwesterners.

Back in the day, when we declared our independence, we decided to do away with certain silly pronunciations the British were fond of. We realized that the word "carrot" made no sense, so we started to use the much more descriptive and democratic name of dirt rockets.

it's better than calling this rocket salad

Cause the space race never ended

i call em bugs bunny cocks

Someone post them already

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Pond fucking kings

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