Things that trigger you

>i wish big pharma would stop putting chemicals in my food

>if we could just invent nuclear fusion the energy crisis would be over
me: but we already have fission, that would dramatically help the energy crisis it had widespread utilization
>oh my god user nuclear plants are so dangerous just look at chernobyl!

>My phone stopped charging can you fix that
>no sorry
>but you are studying computer science

Someone just asked me if plasma has mass literally two minutes ago, it took all of my willpower to keep a straight face while answering them.

pretty much this for every field
>youre studying math you should be good at card games
>youre studying physics you should be good at ping pong and pool
>youre studying chemistry whats in my soda

well, does it?

>youre studying chemistry whats in my soda
my dad has a phd in chemistry and use to always give me shit for what's in my soda.
> dat phosphoric acid, son

Made some really good puns in lab on Friday.
G ya C any peaks?
Can you HPLC any peaks?

Hilarious

I only got a few laughs though, not a lot.

I work for big pharma and put chemicals in your food.

the chemistry one is more like
>you studied chemistry? lol i loved breaking bad!

all my grandpa knows about what I'm studying in college is that I'm "in engineering" so whenever I see him he jokes that the only engineers he's aware of are the ones that run trains, as in pic related

Why is food labelled 'organic' as if it's somehow different from its natural state? It isn't; organic food should be labelled 'food', and anything else labelled 'chemical food'. Perhaps with the chemicals it has been subjected to on the label.

>normies think that fission reactors are nuclear bombs and that fusion reactors would be perfectly safe

>its just a theory!

"hey, do you know how to make meth"

Hey guys, Big Pharma here.

It's true. I put the chemicals in the food. It's called GMO, and we personally inject them into every apple, tomato, hotdog, and ass you eat.

We know they're bad for you, make you depressed, go bald, grow tits, give you limp dick, etc—but fuck it, who cares right? The money we make from the chemicals weighing down the food more than makes up for all your suffering.

In conclusion, fuck you.

t. Monsanto

>gravity constant ya speed of light any peaks?
>can you horror author from the 30s any peaks?
I dont get it...

>force of gravity
>force of magnetic field

Gas chromatography and high pressure liquid chromatography produce peaks on a chromatogram

stop triggering me!

>6016 years since the creation of the world
>still getting triggered by stuff
ISHYGDDT

>just look at chernobyl!

I go doomguy mode everytime some retard says that.

years since the creation of the world
*psst* it's 5777 actually

>>youre studying physics you should be good at ping pong and pool
Somewhat related, but modeling pool is fucking interesting and the dynamics has use in Physics. That doesn't mean you are good at it though.

I'll probably write a simulator one of these days, just for fun.

Isn't it like freshman elastic collisions physics?

>lol bro it's so simple the medical industry just needs to set a 10 year roadmap for curing disease and follow it, it works great for our Silicon Valley tech projects

This is so fucking common and it enrages me every time.

Tech bros don't get that if you want to cure a disease in 10 years, you better have your top tier drug candidates ready to go right now.

>don't vaccine your kids unless you want to make them autistic
>climate change is just a liberal hoax
>flouride in the water gives you cancer
>why do airplaines keep spraying chem trails
>magic/occult is just at the stage where alchemy was before it became accepted science!

Many other misconceptions too numerous to remember.

77 for truth, amecha
:^)

The difference is when the food had its Government mind control agents added.
Organic food was sprayed with mind control agents from chem-trails as is was grown in open air. Non-organic food had it mind control chemicals added during some part of the manufacturing process after it was harvested from aborted fetuses and before it was finally packaged.

>nuclear power is dangerous and atom bombs are real
>Vaccines do not cause autism
>Dinosaurs were real, just look at the bones
>Classical music makes you smarter
>Whites are superior to blacks, their genes are inferior
>Going to a university in STEM guarantees you a job

>atom bombs are real
????
what's wrong with that?

It's just a lie to discredit nuclear power. Hiroshima was firebombed.

>GMOs
>Nuclear power
Yeah, this thread sums up my triggers pretty well.

>mfw an early in life viewing of K19 resulted in years of terrified nuclear paranoia, but I still fucking grew out of it and support nuclear power.

You will kill us

You're in computer engineering, why can't you fix my computer?

Your education was useless if you can't.

I don't get triggered because the food i eat is clean =^)

Go drink some water, it's just a withdrawal from the calming effect of fluoride ^^

/x/ please go

no its like lazers dud

>Mercury is good for you, let's inject it in your kids!
>Carbon Taxes are good for you, pay them to the world bank!
>Medicate the population with something in the water supply that causes dental fluorisis, to help their teeth!
>Vapor trails persist for hours and hours!
>Everything that science doesn't already understand isn't real!

Use your head, user. ;)

Nice try, Vani

>Code game with only elastic collisions
>pot every ball on the break