This is all you can see of this pizza

This is all you can see of this pizza.

How do you judge it?

3-4/10 badly microwaved frozen pizza

I hate the food snobs on Veeky Forums but that really is a trash frozen pizza.

Looks worse than a Totinos party pizza. Probably some off-off-brand.

Not well
If that's in front of me I'm undoubtedly drunk or just pulled myself out of bed for the first time in 20 hours in order to half heartedly stave off suicide

That's more than I wanted to see desu

I judge it as classic image.jpg.

'o 'z'

This post hit a little too close to home.

negatively

I can't. It's retarded to judge something based on partial information.

Could really use some anchovies.

TELL ME WHICH DOOR THE DONKEY IS BEHIND AND I WON'T BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF.

Are you sure about that? :^)

we're gonna b alright m8

Shredded yellow cheese? Not a pizza I'd choose to eat.

Did you at least give me a chance to switch from the door that I chose after you confirmed that it was one that had a donkey behind it?

Your answer means more than it should, Monty.

BLAM YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

Damn, what a shit game show. Fuck you, dude.

I'm pulling for you, we're all in this together

bacon cheeseburger pizza

that can fuck right off

dumb phoneposter

that's not real cheese

>Cheese is burnt and uneven
>Meat appears dry as fuck
>Sauce looks sweet and ketchupy
>Overall pie appears dry

3/10 flyover s fuck

Looks like a tex mex dish

>dose yellow/orange strips
>dose rectangular cuts of pepperoni
It's obviously a frozen pizza

>partial informatio
>you see everything but the crust

Holly shit, is this the world my kid has to grow up in? Seriously, fuck you! FUUUUUck you! You are a piece of shit and everything that is wrong.

is this vegan? even vegan cheese melts these days...

that pizza needs to stay hydrated.

why red sauce with exclusively cheddar? also the seed sticking out of the commercial sausage ball makes me think it's def not home-made or it's just bad

could someone please get this pizza a glass of water?

Looks like frozen pizza shit considering the cheese shape. Either that or the pizza is severly undercooked, the sausage only looking like that because it was cooked beforehand.

gross bad type non melty cheese and not enough

maybe too much sauce

those nasty seeds they put on sausage groace

Should add pineapple for freshness.

looks like it was cooled and reheated 4-5 times.


Bad.

It's chili

It's a late night party....waking up with heartburn

The cheese is burnt yet it never fully melted.

How does cheese that doesn't melt even exist?

meatball crust? fucking genius m8

this

Over cooked, mass produced garbage. Probably on the lower end of it as well. I'd eat it, but I'd be drunk, stoned or starving.

He's right you know

holy shit why do i need to be told that it melts?

Because in the past "cheese substitutes" were notorious for not melting properly.

GMOs