Don't you speak against my husbandu. Apologize right now !
Sebastian Walker
>tfw I've had around six different dreams where I spend hours talking to him and falling in love >wake up in my mediocre reality with intelligent but blue-collar/unmotivated boyfriend Is this how boys feel when they dream about dating supermodels :(
Nathan Barnes
engineer detected
Andrew Hall
Why does the fact that he is blue collar matters???
Brayden Butler
intellectual inferiority especially in comparison with Senior Musk
Sebastian Ramirez
Faggot
Levi Campbell
whos that girl in pic; hot
Easton Peterson
Bridgette Dunning
Cameron Davis
this
Easton Thompson
No supermodels are shallows they make us horny, i want to date a deep engineer like you, im fit have nice abs and shit, in case youre into that
Alexander Evans
I was thinking the exact same thing.
It's probably because he started in transport and had an actress for a wife before he started balding. Now he's got a hair transplant and doesn't give a fuck. We should write a bunch of letters to him about it. Who knows maybe it will actually be profitable.
Austin Phillips
Just curious, why isn't anyone working on the cure for baldness? It'd be a multi-billion dollar industry.
Hudson Sanders
>helping other men become more attractive when they might be potential competition for you in the future
Jeremiah Gomez
first of all, do you even think that if they do would they? I dont think a the rich person would prevent want to rpevent another person from happy. >potenial competotin ok so you say it possible but do you also think it be not prioritie? all the money they don't care why they should??
Eli Bell
Most scientists think it's beneath them.
Which is retarded because they haven't even been able to prove the exact mechanism by which DHT slows down the anagen cycle.
You'd think someone would try to solve the fucking androgen by now, but nooooo.
And yeah considering that it's a genetic disease it would make your family rich forever.
Anyway, there are people working on a cure for baldness, but the only reliable cure at this stage is to just stem cell clone hair follicles and then graft them back onto the scalp, so it's not even a real cure.
Jordan Torres
Is there a possible path for a sort of light therapy? I don't know anything about curing balding, but I have a Tria hair-removal laser, and one of the possible side-effects is new hair growth.
Luke Smith
That just sounds like they're saving their ass for cases where the product doesn't work.
Bentley Torres
There are light therapies available now, but they're bullshit. I remember one guy saying that he built one in his garage that grew his hair back.
These days there are lots of people trying to basically replace the hair cells that have been lost, but then you'd just lose the hair again.
In the long run the only true solution is genetic. An shRNA could be used to knock out the androgen receptors in the scalp, but no one gives enough fucks to try it.
Evan Howard
why doesn't he cure male pattern autism ROFL
Noah Jackson
>Implying that women don't suffer from baldness as well.
Isaiah Jackson
that's a qustion i've been asking since I started balding when I was 20
it makes no fucking sense how little time and research is put into it
the only thing you ever get is "duurrr we have finasteride don't worry about losing sexual function just do it durrr"
finasteride is shit they need to make a better medicine or a real cure they'd be rich as fuck
Thomas Miller
>people actually care about going bald pussy
Cooper Nguyen
its all right WE LIVE IN MATRIX frikin ebic xDDDD
Luke Flores
there are already solutions for male pattern baldness. hair transplants, medications which prevent hair loss, etc. what else do you want to do? genetic modification to prevent it?
Anthony Young
Because that's not a fucking solution. The medication doesn't work all the time and leads to impotence and you only have a limited amount of hair you can can transplant. Even with modern treatment you still end up going bald.
Worst still it turns out every fucking guy is going to go bald eventually. Genetics only decides when it starts.
Christian Thompson
>leads to impotence EXTREMELY small percentage and half of the people who reported this were on a placebo, it has been proven to work.
Eli Foster
Like all drugs it doesn't work for everyone. There are still debates about whether it loses effectiveness over time, or whether the disease over takes the medication over time. It is by no means a long term solution.
Benjamin Perry
Fuck Trump broke the Japanese stock market, there goes the cure, GG
James Perez
Looks like Nate Silver's going to be looking for a cure too!
Samuel Bell
Fuck my blender doesn't work. I bet Trump broke it. nice job trump
Jeremiah Jenkins
What?
Joseph Ward
>It was more important for him to get his fix before doing anything else, which proves my point...
It was important for him because he recognized that he would need to become a celebrity to accomplish his goals and smart enough to know being more attractive would help.
I seriously doubt he would have bothered if it wasn't a necessary step in his long game plan.
Christian Wood
>It was important for him because he recognized that he would need to become a celebrity to accomplish his goals and smart enough to know being more attractive would help.
Well fuck, what about all the other celebrities then? Why aren't they funding hairloss research?
Brandon Scott
>I seriously doubt he would have bothered if it wasn't a necessary step in his long game plan. why doenst he work out then, hes fat a fuck
Kevin Cooper
He's not even fit enough to go to space.
Alexander Cooper
>2016 >trump is president of the earth >still caring about hair
Andrew Myers
Veeky Forumsg? He isn't. What's wrong with you?
Easton Reed
>Implying that Trump's baldness wasn't a campaign issue that almost cost him the election.
Justin Campbell
literally why? just shave your stupid faggot.
>hurrr durr but I would be ugly
you are not a girl, it doesn't matter if you are ugly or not
Brody Parker
Bruh, fuckin' Bosley...like duh
Jayden Sullivan
>Stop liking what I don't like the post
When will this board have an IQ test filter?
Christopher Martinez
really? out of all the people, you choose this brainlet hack?
Henry Sanchez
We should stop being pussies and lobby for a fucking cure.
Liam Peterson
>cares about looks >my IQ is the one who should be tested
I know this must be a difficult issue for you, but there's no need to get mad
Christopher Reyes
Just CRISPR it, you'll be able to do it in your backyard.
Tyler Ward
>Why doesn't he make a high tech cure for male pattern baldness We already have one, it's called shaving your head and getting fit.
Xavier Reyes
That's not high tech or a cure, that's just turning gay.
Ryan Jackson
It's called CRISPR senpai.
Also, curing baldness isn't really that "noble" of a goal compared to curing something like cancer or ALS. So there's a lot less prestige in it and the entire field of baldness cure research kind of has a sleazy stigma attached to. There's been dozens of companies that claim they have are in phase I trials of a cure for baldness, but the end result never materializes.
Cameron Taylor
>woman
Jayden Martinez
>tfw both dad and grandpas have full heads of hair
Feels smug mane Baldcucks btfo
Hudson Lewis
Money's already the cure. If you have enough of it, nobody's gonna marry you for your looks.
Dylan Martin
And what if you were born with a vagina?
Ryder Gutierrez
Elon Musk never "cured" his baldness. He has a hair transplant.
Andrew Morgan
Maybe try google translate?
Jaxon Perez
That's the point, he should cure it. Trump should as well, and Hollywood.
Thomas Rivera
he was too busy building the trump bot for peter thiel so they can take over the world together. Lo and behold
Liam Harris
So then where's the real Trump?
Dominic White
lmfao little bald beta males crying into their cheerios
Jaxson Wilson
You should 1v1 the rock irl
Gabriel Parker
The solution will either be genetic modification of future fetuses, or tailored viruses to replace the mutated alleles.
Ethan Moore
Doesn't prove anything else than that maybe he realized he was being milked of what he produced so he chose to stop producing under the guise of illness / depression.
Jack Clark
Yeah in the long run. I think at first they'll only want to use gene therapy in people who are doomed to die as it is, when it's stable they'll consider cosmetic issues. But for fetuses it's going to be a lot longer since then they'd need to know all the genes involved and how they fit together.
Jordan Lee
Man, those bags under his eyes. Does he even sleep/relax?
Dominic Collins
Even with his hair transplant he's still freaking out on the inside.
Tyler Davis
Looks like an Italian guy might of fixed hairloss.
Camden Phillips
Wish I could fix my hairline. It's not receding but my sideburns area just goes straight up. pic related, I don't have hair in the red zone. Been like that since I was a kid.
Anthony Taylor
found better example
just shit hairline in general.
Angel Adams
Because he has more important things to do
Benjamin Baker
CRISPR!!!!!!!!
John Martin
You can just get a hair transplant.
Brody Gonzalez
I can't fucking believe we haven't cured this shit yet.
Grayson Nelson
DOES ANYONE KNOW A WAY TO EXTERMINATE THE ANDROGEN RECEPTOR GENES IN OUR SCALPS????
Asher Hall
>I can't fucking believe we haven't cured this shit yet.
New theory is man pattern baldness is actually caused by gravity. Kinda makes sense you go bald at the crown not the sides which means gravity is putting heavy stress on those hair follicles because its hitting on a 90 degree angle. What do you think?
Then how come women bald from the center outwards and men start to bald at the hair line?
Samuel Adams
because male pattern baldness is fundamentally different from female baldness
The theory is that gravity and the testosterone metabolite DHT both work together to weaken the hair follicles at the top. It's a one two punch. Also it's just a theory right now and further research is ongoing
Josiah Garcia
But female pattern baldness is also caused by DHT. The only thing close to a fundamental difference is the fact that women have less DHT.
Tyler Rogers
wrong theory. hair transplants work pretty fine because the new hair put on the top from the back will not fall, you'll never loss that hair since the hair from the back or sides is stronger. If gravity was a factor people would loss the transplanted hair aswell, but they dont.
Jaxson Martinez
because curing male isn't as sexy as making cars or sending rockets
Lincoln Butler
but he probably would make more momey. literally the 90% of men in the world would want to use that cure at some point of their life.
Ryan Bell
>spend like a 100 hours a week working on some nerd space shit and electric cars >care about going bald
Nathaniel Diaz
not to mention stem cell grown teeth, it would make you a fucking trillionaire
Aaron Jackson
This! Leaders, innovators and others with power should concentrate on removing obstacles to (sexual) well-being and confidence that interfere brilliant people and their thinking. Think about it. We could reach the moon and beyond.
Levi Sanchez
The weird thing is aderans actually came really close to curing hairloss and then ran out of money.
There are companies that have been around for the past ten years who haven't gotten anywhere because there's no funding. But if you ask me the problem is all the companies are made by dipshit autistic scientists who don't know shit about business so they can never convince investors.
Daniel Collins
Because it's too hard to solve.
Aaron Green
Musk is a functional retard
John Murphy
You mean the comment directly underneath that linked its response? Oh thanks!
Leo Ross
In that case they should just dump money in sex bots.
The point is that Hollywood, Trump and celebrities in general are all reliant on their image and thus need to stop hairloss to keep their careers.
Ayden Miller
In asian populations baldness effects women more than men.
Cooper Fisher
>says he's going to do something >it fucks up continuously whilst still siphoning money from the US government >it is never what is expected if it even works at all >sucks more money up than a fucking vacuum >people suck his dick more than a vacuum attached to it because "DA FEWCHAH" >don't realise he's more of a drain on funds than niggers surprisingly >lies constantly about shit and then people defend it no matter what LOL low price tag on AFFORDABLE electric cars OH NEVERMIND!!!!!!
Fuck Musk, honestly. Not an engineer or anything, but an artist. He only paints bullshit.
Luke Thompson
sci i thought all you guys had iqs of 160. why cant you find the cure to baldness yourself?
Joshua Morgan
You should do what Musk did. Borrow every book from the library, become an armchair expert in hair and make a company that will revolutionize the hair care industry.
Your first gels will need to cost about $10,000
Julian Hill
why are you asspained by Musk? his failure rate is not that staggering. 2 explosions if i'm counting correctly? and 3 initial failures to launch, which are obviously ancient history now. spacex was the first company to recover a stage 1 booster. unless they continue to lose payloads they're still cheaper than ULA.
trashing tesla is dumb since their cars have blown away pretty much everyone who's had time with one. i honestly wonder how much of the resistance is google shills upset musk is cutting into their marketshare.
Jackson Reyes
sex bots are not satisfying. how can you call yourself "man" if you don't manage to make a woman sexually desire you? to me, sex is not only about the act itself, it also satisfies me to know that i did this by myself and that this woman is real
Ryan Nguyen
>real you mean human. a sexbot is every bit as real as a person. a cup of coffee is as real as a person.
if we're going to discuss things using language, we need to use specific terms that make sense, not westworld terminology.
fucking an appliance is basically masturbation, but it's every bit as real.
Andrew Murphy
yes, i meant human. no need to go full autismo on that one.
i don't need to pay money for a sexbot when fapping does the same job. i fuck women because they're women, human women.
Joshua Peterson
but a realistic sexbot would be indistinguishable from a human woman. then what would be the difference except the knowledge that the thing you're fucking wasn't born.
Aaron James
>indistinguishable we're very far from that. if that thing moves smoothly like a human it'll be useful for far more than sex. it's still a long way to that point.
but now let's assume it is perfectly indistinguishable (it touches you, caresses you, says things exactly like a woman): >then what would be the difference except the knowledge that the thing you're fucking wasn't born as i said in the previous post, the knowledge that the thing you're fucking fucks you because it wants it. it's your accomplishment and the thought of that gives you a certain satisfaction already. fucking a lifeless bot that is programmed to do these moves is just not the same.