Who here perfect cheeseburgers?

Who here perfect cheeseburgers?

Martin's sesame buns
Dipped and toasted in the beef renderings
80/20 Chuck
1/4lb patties
2 slices of American Yellow Cheese

Literal Perfection needs nothing else

>way too many seeds on the bun
>American yellow fake cheese

the amount of grease and sesame seeds on that bun (and how fucking deflated that bun is) triggered me

Of course there is gonna be grease
It's a fucking
cheeseburger not a salad man
Who complains about too much sesame seeds???

It looks like a bunch of fucking maggots crawling on you bun

that thing is triggering my trypophobia

Most of that sounds great, user. Except the beef. Chuck is rather bland, I'd suggest short rib as my first choice. 2nd choice would be brisket.

too many seeds nigga

50/50 short rib and rump patties made with sweated onions, thyme, rosemary, garlic
Roquefort
Seeded bun
Tomato relish

That's the fuck ugliest bun I've ever seen.

0/10 would not even look at again. Thread fucking hidden.

Sounds pretty Hood
Looks pretty Shit

3/10

>Thread fucking hidden.

Good, then you won't see me calling you a fucking useless cunt.

Christ, how the hell did an innocent batch of delicious sesame seeds butthurt you so badly?

Good*

fuck off with your fake phobias

Why does everyone h8 sesame seeds now ???

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I enjoy the
>American cheese is best cheese for burgers
meme.

Cheddar is superior on a burger. Blue is better too.

my chezburger from the other night

brioche bun
ketchup
white onion
patty
cheddar
pickled jalapenos
murrikan mustard

was pretty gud

You were right the first time. Sounds like a nig burger.

If your meat isn't 50/50, then it can't be called a perfect burger; this is objective fact

>American yellow fake cheese
That's literally the best kind of cheese for burgers.

Bland as fuck

>That's literally the best kind of cheese for burgers.

When will this retarded meme die. Just as retarded as saying you should only use salt/pepper on burgers.

KYS, flyover with a kid palate

it's a thing tho, even though the internet invented it
phobia's probably a little too strong a term though

nice meme post