>iPhone X
>MacBook Pro
>Mercedes G Wagon
>Downtown Condo
>Gold Rolex
>Greek God Bod
>Perfect Haircut
>Manicured Nails
>Bespoke Brioni Clothes
>Gucci Horsebit Loafers
>Trilingual English, Spanish, Russian
>Travelled to 20 countries
>Saved a Hippo from poachers
>Built a school in Libya
>Founded a Hedge AUM $340 million
>still a virgin
IPhone X
Aaron Parker
Daniel Jackson
30yo with rich parents, gj
Jason Morgan
Maybe if you werent busy spending all your time and money on absolute shit you’d have gotten laid.
John Torres
>>iPhone X
>>MacBook Pro
Is this a "How to not get laid" thread?
Jason Rodriguez
just pickup a galaxy s9 plus when it comes out. then go out to drink everyday and place both on the bar while you drink. Eventually one of the bartending roasties will fuck you
Easton Reed
>applefag
>male manicures
>overpriced exotic clothes
>obsessed with travel and "save the animals xDDDD"
There's your problem, OP. They think you're gay.
Gavin Kelly
Brody Parker
You sound like a literal faggot
James Reyes
Materialism, an attachment to physical goods beyond their practical value is a trap; a chain to ensnare the foolish with their own greed.
Jordan Price
apparently no one read the hedge fund AUM comment
although tbt that doesn't even mean much nowadays considering any neets who bought crypto 2 years ago have millions and could call their personal holdings a "fund"