What are snails even trying to do?

>googling this
Fucking hell

I don't know but it's still better than reposting from /r/shittyaskscience to a taiwanese basket weaving forum.

>covered the scale because he's embarrassed how small it is
>literally need a microscope to see it

It's like 5mm long.

t. kept snails as pets when I was 10

t. dicklet

I'll have you know my dick is longer than most snails.
Most.

>African
LMAO
M
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youtube.com/watch?v=VTV23B5gBsQ

Made me smile

Paralyze you and drag your still-spasming form into their digestive chamber, where you will either die of suffocation or from being dissolved alive by acids and enzymes.

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I have the perfect picture for that!

Jesus Christ
I forgot how horrifying cone snails are

a drawing of the great snail war ca. 1312

another

I don't understand. Is the knight with dragon wings coming out of his lion hindquarters supposed to be a heroic figure?

Lmao
Is this the medieval equivalent of shitposting?

fucking horrifying

No mollusc dont feel pain.

Just swim away nigga what the fuck.

Kind of, They find them all the time in the margins on notebooks of monks during the 12 and 13th centuries.

*cell theme in the background*

he's been paralyzed by a neuro-toxin and cant swim.

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>life means that things eat other things

This looks like a bizarre modification of the original myth of Saint George and the Dragon depictions. Saint George was a Greek soldier during the Roman Era that became a martyr for Christianity and became a saint, and in one of the myths he's in he kills a dragon which would explain the dragon wings and the stance with the spear. Not sure about the lion legs though.

So what's inside the mouth?

A gateway to hell.

I'm sincerely impressed

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crabe

1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.

2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.

3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.

4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.

5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved

6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.

7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.

8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first. over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.

10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget

11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.

12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck

13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

slug is SHIT because NO shell, fucking salt KILL THE SNAIL and basicaloly, you're fucking stuipid.

gee I wonder who is behind this post

their its fucking eyes
kek

it Chinese peeple

Wait are you telling me their actually not the same species?!

Fly

Perhaps snails ate at the parchment of the monks writing the books and were seen as a nuisance to be slain. Otherwise, maybe the monk was pissed at Sir Chad McThundercock and wanted to portray him as a coward who could hardly handle a snail.

What if in the distant past SNAIL's were actually bigger then they are now?

youtu.be/Go_LIz7kTok

also terrifying

/popsci/ /reddit/ please go.

youtube.com/watch?v=cCI18qAoKq4

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What kind of Pokemon is this?

Only when you see them. Salting before serving makes you normal.

Imagine putting your dick in there.

learn the true nature of the universe

my fetish

Look like pussyflaps.

fucking kek

they are trying to die like humans
but more slowly.
and also they are happy they arent dogs
and in china
anyway nibiru is here soon
get ready to die
have a nice night rainman
we dont go out when it rains
and we dont eat snails

Honestly thought that was St Dimitri

You will never have a pet snail that can play fetch

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1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.

2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.

3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.

4- shell is more stronger than no shell

5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.

6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.

7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.

8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for airover 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy

10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie

11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.

12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.

13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.

nudibranch
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudibranch

Climb more thing

youtube.com/watch?v=UkSN-kqAmxw

Eat, sleep, fuck. You know, just like any other animal.

Well, okay, except for giant pandas. They don't fuck anymore for some reason.

HELOW FElLOW SNAIL FRIENDZ? iT IS NICE dae for climbUP TR33S! Iz it nut

youtu.be/Go_LIz7kTok

Nudibranch Thread? Nudibranch thread.

Nudibranchs are so sick

Snails are comfy pets

youtube.com/watch?v=KIjh6Wg59oo

That looks extremelly painful

For you

The snail doesn't actually enjoy being petted, right? I thought that was a mammal thing.

Birds seem to enjoy petting. I think anything that causes a pleasurable sensation can be enjoyed but who knows if doing that actually causes any pleasurable sensations for snails.

slugs confirmed for being he equivalent of Serbians