How do I trick hookers into fucking me for free?

Smoke meth with them

that always works.

>then just never respond to her, you can do this a few times before getting banned

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You don't.
All women are whores. Most girls you meet know this subconsciously but they don't want to feel like whores. They want to be wined and dined first before they give it up, that way they can tell all of their friends "he took me to dinner and then it just sort of... Happened." That way they won't be slut shamed by their peer group.

Professional hookers know they're whores , they don't need any smoke and mirrors. They have nothing to gain from the smokescreen that is a 'date'. Just pay the lady

Tinder with fake account and only agree to fuck in the dark.

If GTA taught me anything, it's that if you kill them after the sex, you get your money back.

>paying for dinner
>paying for hotel
why not just date a real person at this point

(You)

Say you'll pay with x amount ot Bitcoin, then pay with Bcash instead.

1. PUT A HOLE IN A BOX

2. PUT YOUR JUNK IN THAT BOOOX

3. MAKE HER OPEN THE BOX

AND THATS THE WAY YOU DO IT

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When I lived in Thailand I fucked a few hookers for free.

One way is to go to the nighclubs or bars and spend all night talking with them, dancing, etc. You will have to buy them drinks.

If you can build up amazing chemistry with them, then right at the end of the night when it's really late and they can't find any "customers", and they say they want to come home with you, you just tell them that you usually don't pay for sex.

If they are drunk and horny enough they will go back with you for sex and a nice place to sleep (they weren't going to make any money that night anyway).

It's also the method some of these girls use to hook a foreign boyfriend who is staying long term in Thailand, by giving it for free at first so you keep coming back, like a drug dealer giving the first hit of meth for free.Then they will want to move in with you for free rent and food. You were already paying rent and food is cheap so some guys accept this in order to get cheap regular sex.

When we were in our early twenties my friend used to call these escort and go to their places to fuck. At the end he tell them "I'm under 18" with a fake ID.

Bonus point : blackmail and get money + free fuck.

Negative point : sometimes she doesn't believe you, sometimes she has a pimp ready to fuck you up.

>for free
>buys five 10$ drinks

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Fake blockfolio that says you are rich.

>nocta.co

ah look the world just got a bit more evil just what we all needed

This. A lot of them work for the bar etc and get paid for the drinks they get you to buy.
Of course the drinks are no way $10 in thailand. Thatd be insane. So im sure its still cheap enough for the user that who cares?

If you were already something that hookers would fuck for free you wouldn't be asking Veeky Forums.

Isn't that what the PUA shit is supposed to do?

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More like $2 a drink

Freelancers at bars and nightclubs don't get a cut of the drinks you buy.

And then some, sometimes.

I don't know when you last spent time in Thailand, lady drinks are way more than $2 now. 150 baht each is about the average. Drinking in freelancer clubs isn't cheap either.

I'm not saying you couldn't get a girl for free. If you're a young handsome man it should be easy, especially as you say if you are there long term and boyfriend/sponsor material.

In reality though, you're going to end up spending as much on drinks and shit 90% of the time as if you had just asked the whore straight up for a short time.

Nothing is free.

KEK

>print some semi-decent fake dollar bills, but something ridiculous like with the pyramid upside down or peter griffin's portrait where the presidents should be
>take two identical envelopes. put the fake money inside of one, fold it in a very specific manner, i.e. fold it in half once then bend one of the corners.
>go to her place or hotel or whatever. have both envelopes (one fake and one empty) in your pockets.
>show her real money equal to what you agreed on. put it in the empty envelope in front of her, fold it exactly like the you did with the fake. Put it in your pocket or a table or something, tell her you'll pay upon leaving.
>proceed to fuck her
>get dressed, walk to the door.
>"alright, you did a good job. here's the money."
>hand over fake envelope
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>nocta.co
added to bookmarks

>turn 360 degrees

Pajeet

Probably wasting more money than you're saving

Newfag redditor

Lol why not just get blank money paper
Literally print out Google imaged dollar bills
And use it straight up with some independent outcall escort

Careful not to get wanted stars though

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