What is the intellectual's drink? Is it green tea?

What is the intellectual's drink? Is it green tea?

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are tea or coffee fags bigger autists?

It used to be strong coffee among the literati back in the day, and in France it was the good old green fairy (but that's because it was dirt cheap and being an artist doesn't tend to pay much). Nowadays I'd say tea and certain craft beers, but I think the true intellectuals just drink what they want to and enjoy themselves accordingly.

anything that requires any sort of not fucked up by soda palette to taste,
tea both green and more oxidized varieties, coffee, beers, liquor. also theres a lot of variance in these drinks. some suck, some are drunk by wannabes(overpriced) and then you've got the good stuff

Peppermint Oil 1 fl oz
Rosewater 3 fl oz
Two limes, sliced
Crushed ice, 1 cup

Tea fags are more autistic but in a cute and harmless way.

Coffee fags are elitist autists that enjoy being pegged by their girlfriend right after having an ultra premium espresso made by their favorite manbun sporting barista.

earl grey

Distilled water. It lightly tastes of lavender.

Quads confirm.

Tea is

Is it really okay to drink distilled water? I thought that was bad for you.

Its only bad for you if you nevet eat food or have a borderline vitamin deficiency . Which I hope is unlikely .

Lime. :)

Tea tb h
Not that starbucks matcha shit though

cheap ass red wine obviously.

im a coffee fag but this, this, is a good post.

STEEL
RESERVE

San Pellegrino.

really gets the noodle firing

tastes exactly the same as santa vittoria, but at twice the cost (at least where I live).

It's water. Why would it have a different taste?

>'San Pellegrino'
>not just 'Mineral Water'

It's pretty easy to distinguish between different waters.

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Posca.

>High in antioxidants
>High in electrolytes
>Easy to make from what you have at home at any given time (vinegar, water, honey, spices)
>Cooling
>Roman

:(

Water.

>lounging on bed
>sipping green tea
>watching trashy teenage drama

I AM an intellectual, can you guess my gender?

Demi nonbinary snowflake antisexual

No, it's the african american cum. Preferably right off your wifes puss.

Oreo McFlurry

Clearly the intellectual drink is "Tea: Earl Grey: Hot".

True intellectuals don't limit themselves to one beverage, but instead seek to sample all life's liquid pleasures.

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>no dr pepper
what the FUCK

good answer, but am I the only one who take tea cold?

The question was "intellectual's drink", not "degenerate scum fuck's drink". Hope this helps!

Heterosexual male, but close guess.

Came here to post this.

vodka

Milk or water.

Green tea if for faggots

Tyrones semen from the wife's pussy is the drink for the thinking man

Isn't posca for the lower classes?

Boiled tap water.

>not their lemon/blood orange soda

This. Boxed wine is for mom, but the intellectual knows that within the box is a bag. There lies the intellectual's beverage.

Any spirit, neat.

Thats acient red bull for peasant workers. Kys this is an intellectual thread.

Water is for intelligent people. T is a scam and an addiction mostly for those in denial of its toxic effects, in denial that it's another drug. Most of the tea likely comes from a culture that believes in it while at the same time dying in an atmosphere poisoned by coal and burning plastic and keeping with the Jones (Americans) at any cost.

Vegetables, however, contain about the same ratio of water as our bodies, so that much water shouldn't even be necessary. Every piece of land used to grow weeds (tea) is land not used for nutritious vegetables. Legal "drugs of choice" are bad but worse are the ones where the masses delude themselves into believing in the healing properties of non-vegetables (leaves).

Who are Joneses?

Liquor.

Nobody in particular, it's just a random common name. It's a stand-in for your peers in general.

"keeping up with the jonses" is a phrase that refers to people doing something just because other people do it. I.e. If the Joneses repainted their house then you decide to repaint your house too. If the Jonses bought fancy new car then you need to buy a fancy new car too.

If you have to conspicuously consume a specific beverage to demonstrate your status as an intellectual, you aren't an intellectual.

Silly Americucks

>Just got our pumpkin spice lattes, now let's talk about dismantling the patriarchy and instituting socialism.

>conspicuously
smellin that hint of pretentiousness

Intellectuals drink piss, of course.

Vodka.

>not mr pibb
kys

this

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Mathematician here. It's black coffee.

Cheap, black drip coffee.

Woke tier is filtered then boiled tapwater, drunk at room temperature.

Any bottled water.
Or any well treated tap water, with home filtration.

this

Coffee revs up my schizophrenia like nobody's business

My roommate got a Chemex the other day and gave me a test cup. I started having bizarre delusions, thought he was trying to eat me. Locked my door, called my sister and cried about how scared I was.

Coffee is for lunatics. Rooibos tea is all I drink

This. Especially drinking it while watching kino.

I'm not the one asking what intellectuals drink so I can drink it and act smug.

cawfee

is there an american version of earl grey? i dont drink fag water from yurop on principle

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>you must be over 18 to post here

You do realise that it's literally a pleb-tier drink invented to pour spoiled wine down the lower-class's collective gullet?

Historical views aside, though, it is a pretty nutritious drink, though you might as well make mulled wine or sangria with more and better quality ingredients.

Green tea is a meme don't fucking flatter yourself

Mineral waters taste different depending on the concentration of minerals. My parents dringkmagnesium rich sparkling water and it disgusting, tastes like plastic and cardboard.

i enjoy being pegged by my girlfriend but it has nothing to do with beverages.

Only the finest Mountain Dew for refined palates of supreme intellectuals.

Good on you, lad. God gave you that prostate for a reason.

PELLEGRINO.

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I apologize for my brash assumptions of pegging enthusiasts. Please accept my apology.

> green tea
Oh boy, look at this prole.

The prefered beverage of the inteligensia is premium black tea direct from the slopes of the Kenyan highlands.