>go to book store
>find cook books
>take pictures of my favorite recipes and buy nothing
In what ways are you D E V I L I S H?
>go to book store
>find cook books
>take pictures of my favorite recipes and buy nothing
In what ways are you D E V I L I S H?
Wow, you master criminal
>Load up with expensive organic produce
>Go through self checkout
>Ring through everything as $.88 / lb bananas
Yeah but you don't get to cum on the photo of Giada
>type in food I wish to cook on Google
>find thousands of recipes
>screencap one
Says you
>Need a gift for mom
>Fill up a binder with printouts of Jamie Oliver recipes
>Tell it's a special collection you found on Ebay
D E V I L I S H
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>deep frying with olive oil
jus tryan stop me
Itt. Too stupid to pirate ebooks
lel
glad I'm not the only one who does this. self checkout is like the store asking you to steal shit.
But you can do this anyway in a library. They have cook books.
Tbh I just made this dumb thread while killing time in a book store. Can you believe you can't buy booze on Sunday before 12pm where I live?
>screencap one
>only one
>not two or three
that's devilish
stop right there criminal scum
Can't buy it on Sundays at all here. Just do the alcoholic thing and go buy some mouth wash
>Just do the alcoholic thing and go buy some mouth wash
Gross dude. If I were an alcoholic I would just stock up on Saturday.
It's 1pm here, thankfully I slept til 1:30. Going for it soon.
The worst is getting out of church at 11:30 and having to sit outside the store for an hour and a half. I can't do 200 stairs twice in a row so I wait until 1. Literally retarded. You are refused a sale up until the exact second it turns 1.
You can't buy liquor at all on sunday here either but you can buy anything up to ~15% after 1.
Add a bit of water to pan and apply lid rather than flipping the egg to make over easy.
>tfw C O R R U P T
recipe calls to flip, never flip.
I don't want to get too greedy
Can't buy booze on sunday in a large part of the bible belt. Most places, even godforsaken Mississippi, you can buy beer now on sunday. Godbless the ever fucked up south.
Have fun with your cancer, bad tasting food, and burning house
i used to work at a retail store that sold some cooking magazines, i would photocopy recipes i wanted to try.
SINISTER
wew
she knows btw
but you're special to her anyway
how do you watch football?
My state has no NFL team and most collect football games are on thursday/friday/saturday
college football*
...
>sorry i thought this PS4 was bananas
>not stocking up two or three times a week
What are you even doing with your life?
>have pretty big cookbook collection
>never use them
I CANNOT BE CONTAINED
You monster
>recipe calls for cake flour
>use AP flour instead
DERANGED
I did this with Pink Lady apples, and scanned them as regular shit-tier apples.
After a few weeks the shop realised this and the til would be rung up if you scanned Pink Ladies... The bastards.
>have book of secret family recipes
>scan it and upload the whole thing to Veeky Forums
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>go to Burger King
>go in the restroom and take a 45 minute shit
>don't wash my hands
>leave without purchasing anything
>buy breakfast next door at McDonald's
Oklahomo?
Did this actually happen
>Can't buy alcohol on Sunday in Texas
>Go to Asian store and they sell it
Puck the folice
I just bought alcohol in Texas you double nigger. You just have to wait until noon and it can't be liquor (unless it's at a bar or restaurant).
i do this too
>You just have to wait until noon and it can't be liquor
i am convinced the state would make retarded money if they just sold liquor on sundays. the liquor store doesnt even need to be open for long, just like a few hours after church
Yeah, I uploaded it a few years back. It's still in the archives if you search for it
Eh. It's a retarded law but I get over it since almost every liquor store I've been in is run by one person who works 11 hours a day 6 days a week. There are a few bigger stores with many employees but it's rare. Those liquor store owners need a day off so they can sell me shit the other 6 days.
my store had wild rice in the bulk containers at something like $15 a pound
next time I went there they had taken it out
On warosu? What should I search for?
I think just searching for family cookbook will bring it up.
I PUT SALT IN THE PEPPER SHAKER!
here in my state they are owned by the government and apparently its basically impossible to get more than 20 hours a week because of some retarded policy they have
Not him but i found it
Did they get rung
up as bananas?