Chef AMA

Chiefs or Steelers?

Consommé is a clarified stock faggot. Prove me wrong.

pfft not chef doesn't even know how to cook eggs.

Steelers

It's soup

I do cook eggs

Any more questions ?

Do you use MSG in your dishes?

Are you Mexican?

Ever fugged a qt waitress? I heard kitchens are like meat markets, but that was from my kids mom who is a whore

No

No

No

>Not fucking hot waitresses
DROPPED
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I'm married

best way to cook potatoes and how to do it?

French fries

How did you and your wife meet?

Chef school

Wrong career.

She works with me

I bet she works with all the other line cooks too buddy.

How many miles of dick has been through her by the line cooks?

Take that back

You take that back too

any more questions?

I mean since your wife took this dick to back of her throat
Its only right i take back my joke
btw she choked

How many hours a week do you work?

What is your yearly after tax income?

Do you have decent staff or are they fucking retarded?

How do I season correctly. I need a guide of something. Meat and Soup wise btw, tired of ramen packets.

Stop

80
200k
They're the best

okay you can stop now

Use a lot of different spices

What city?

New york

>soup

Confirmed not a chef

What's your favourite meal to cook for yourself?

I've heard a lot of chefs just eat easy crap because they have to cook for other people all day.

I am a chef

Spongebob cookies

What do you think of chef Michael White?

Can you post pics of your wife's feet, plz?

He's neat

No

What is this pic?

Can you touch your bellybutton with the tip of your erect penis while standing up straight?

Hey dude im about to drink a beer

A burger

Idk

Cool

So you a NY Chef, presumably living in NY.

What's it like working in the most overrated filthy shithole city in the country?

Does 200k go far for you and is it worth 80 hours a week? (I make 120k/yr in Flyover,USA and live like a damn king and only work 20 hours a week [not cooking related though obviously])

Wrong.
That's actually a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, the second best fast food sandwich.

Faggot OP confirmed fake.

What do you think the primary difference between a very good homecook and restaurant "chef" is? Since I will assume you're going to consider yourself head and shoulders above, what's the best way a very good homecook can improve?

>80 hours a week
user, I...

Ya

Stop

Practice

Have you ever gotten a little bit of your wife's shit on your upper lip?

Can you make an authentic Indian biryani?

Also, post pics of wife.

No

Ya

What IS an authentic biryani?

What is your favorite drug?

why do you suck so bad at answering questions?

You obviously created this thread because you are an attention whore and you really didn't get that much attention.

How does that make you feel faggot?

I don't do drugs

?

Ok

Post pics of food or your wife or something, jesus fuck..

>yes
>no
>user, stop
>no
>no
>i can make biryani

you're the worst

Ok

How do you feel about Guy Fieri?

>Can you post pics of your wife's feet, plz?

No. She only let's Tyrone take pics of her anymore.

Since I work 80-100+ hours a week, even if I did have the energy to sleep with my wife and try to satisfy her, there is no way I could because I'm now a chronic alcoholic who hates his life and can no longer get my dick up.

Interesting guy

This was me, forgot my tripcode

Did your mom ever cook you spaghetti

Stop not me

Ya

How does it make you feel that a stranger named Tyrone is the source of your wife's sexual satisfaction?

Stop

Bwhhahhaha, your wife fucks nignogs and you allow it; top kek cuck; lay of the sauce you stupid drunk

How can you live in denial of your cuckoldry?

It's not true

Do you think your alcoholism stems from your feelings about your wife's relationship with Tyrone?

I'm not alcoholic

>practise

One of the few legitimate questions and that's your best answer? Go smoke a joint, cook, out the backdoor and let a dumpster diver rifle through the edible food you throw away everyday, asshole.

This is an interesting bot

>I'm not alcoholic

We can tell your spelling and grammar abilities, as well as general coherency in your responses has been declining since the start of this thread.

You took the night off to be with your wife, and she told you she already had plans to get spit-roasted by Tyrone and Darius, so you decided to drink your sorrows away and try to come on Veeky Forums and act all superior to everyone because you are a "NY Chef"....kys, alcoholic cuck

Ok

?

Stop

Why won't you post pics of your wife's feet?

What would you rate this on a scale of 1- 10?

Bad idea

Looks good

Can you post images of any of your dishes? What kind of food do you serve?

...

Yeah in a bit

Made by an Indian

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DBY61x4lIXM

Neat

Any more questions?

Need this much fucking attention

?

Still waiting for them pics and shit.

If people have questions they will ask them.

You keep bumping your thread asking for more questions which shows you are a fucking attention whore faggot...like everyone from the shithole of NYC

Oh my bad I'll upload a few in a couple minutes

Ok

It's a bot

Best way of making brussel sprouts?

God I love sucking dick