Texans, you have 10 seconds to explain why you're such terrible cooks

Wait. Isn't food from Louisiana basically the same food as Texas just wet?

>t. European

name a bigger meme cuisine than Texas BBQ in the last 5 years

Fusion?
Ramen?
McChickens?

Don't even mention the old ass bacon meme brother

Dude try San Antonio. All the refugees flooded an old mall since thats the only place we could keep them, they fucking destroyed the northeast side. Fucking piece of shit louisianians.

if theres a god he tried to hook us up with katrina but FEMA couldnt just let nature take its course

Nah, it's the snaggletoothed, morbidly obese white trash who somehow combine the worst elements of rednecks and hillbillies.

>you've either never had to deal with N.O. niggers or you are one

no it has lots of french cuisine influence and ingredients like gator

>Texan master race
feels good knowing that europoors weak jabs at American cuisine mean nothing, as Texas is not and never will be American

>Texas is not and never will be American
what?

but i've never even been to new orleans :(