I'm a poor skeleton. Please share recipes that are calorie dense and preferrably cheap.
>inb4 just eat cake and pizza everyday
I'm a poor skeleton. Please share recipes that are calorie dense and preferrably cheap
Evan Robinson
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Adrian Adams
Mac and cheese boxes. Pretty sure they have like 2-3 300+ calorie servings in them.
Nicholas Diaz
just drink canola oil
Camden Lewis
Just go after vegetable proteins like bread, peanut butter ect. 1 slice of brown bread has 4 grams of protein and costs almost nothing. Also go for eggs since their cheap and high in protein, and unsaturated fat.
Go for foods like shakshouka that are cooked in a sauce and eat them with rice or bread for calories.
Samuel Reed
Cue him spraying out oily shits all day long
Mason Rivera
G O M A D
Camden Green
My calculations have concluded that other then raw condiments, cheap potato chips have the best calorie/price ratio.
Noah Baker
I actually been meaning to make a luther burger for a while now but I'm back on track after getting married and putting on 40 lbs in 6 months.
can somebody post pics or recipes so I can live vicariously, maybe even greentext some food porn for a man who can't have any.
David Watson
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Eli Rivera
>810 calories
>300% of her daily saturated fat
>4 grams of transfat
Why would anyone do this?
Aaron Howard
to prove how good she is at deepthroating, dummy
Parker Long
It's kinda hot.
Grayson Bennett
OH, MY GOD!
Christopher Cruz
breakfast burritos are nice
Owen Turner
Are you really that whipped 6 months into your marriage?
Thomas Rivera
>after getting married and putting on 40 lbs in 6 months.
lol why? How long were you with her before getting married? That's bizarre.
Adam Nelson
>Please share recipes that are calorie dense and preferrably cheap.
Just buy yourself a soul food cookbook.
The #1 ingredient is butter. #2 is "real" lard.
Parker Howard
Please tell me how you gained 40lbs in 6 months.
Liam Phillips
Beans, rice, lentils, and oats.
Angel Taylor
my dick is diamonds
Gavin Morales
Women are naturally sluts.
Matthew Taylor
just start drinking beer and eating macdonalds. If you wanna get fat that's the way to do it
Samuel Perry
When you make bacon, get the grease, collect it in a pot. When you have enough, mix it with butter and egg.
There should be 1 egg per cup of butter grease
Cook in pan WITH bacon you fried earlier
Andrew Anderson
This is almost Veeky Forums tier but I see the obvious crossover here. That said I'll give you the ultimate post workout meal.
>Deep dish cast iron pan
>Olive oil to cover bottom
>Medium-low heat
>1 can of tuna
>A cup? Idk I eyeball, of frozen veggies
>Saute
>In a bowl stir up no less than 6 eggs with a bit of milk and preheat oven to 350
>Pour in pan and mix
>Hand full of Bisquick on that and mix
>Grate copious cheese on top
>Pop in oven 10 min or so
>Finish under broiler.
>Eat the whole fucking thing.
Evan Smith
Guerro's Kitchen?
Brody Gray
Beans and GOMAD.
Otherwise put more butter and eggs and lard in your sauce, that'll easily and cheaply add 100 to 200kcal per serving.
Eat more servings. You gotta get used to that.
Thomas White
Peanut butter and heavy cream
Landon Gray
Granola is fairly calorie dense. 1/3 of a cup has around 200 calories if I remember correctly. Eat one cup of granola with two cups whole milk and a fruit for breakfast or snack. It should be around 900 calories. Or just eat microwave dinners for every meal and snack on chips and soda all day like most obese office workers.
Leo Foster
>cook beans
>cook rice
>add beans to rice
>add hot sauce to taste
You're welcome
Jason Lewis
The opposite of what I did to lose 30 pounds in one month