What is Veeky Forumss cozy dream job/company/location, either fictional or real life?

What is Veeky Forumss cozy dream job/company/location, either fictional or real life?

Math PhD, 300k starting

Teach tenured position, leave phd studentd in charge of research in the summer so i can go /out/ during summers

porn star with a physics phd

>always kek

Tenured professor at a northeastern Ivy League with a very small minority population. Like less than 5% of the student body and faculty consisting of minorities would be ideal. Just enough for a bit of diversity but not enough to get on your nerves.

CNRS researcher in Jussieu

with a concentration in rigid materials and fluid mechanics

Antarctica

Something where I'm self employed, so my livelihood doesn't come down to the whims of some sadistic jackass would be nice. A "socially cohesive" location with an abundance of mountains and trout, and a lack of traffic.

Idaho, New Zealand, something like that.

>tfw work at an observatory

its pretty cool i guess

space janitor

or alternately

space mall cop

Omni-artist part-timer and multidisciplinary engineering with Phd in Physics and Maths.

I want to be a bounty hunter on Mars

in a space station, funded by a company which was created by me myself, in Jupiter, with two chicks, one asian, the other Ukranian. Both 90-60-90.

Rocket surgeon.

I want to be a janitor on an anime imageboard, 0$ starting, 0$ annual salary in 5 years.

Research in economics, particularly in regards to computational econ and econometrics. At a university or think tank or whatever, doesn't matter as long as I get a whiteboard in my cubicle/office.

What sort of telescopes does your observatory have, and what have they been pointed at least? Do you have any say/control over that?

>least
Lately, fucking autocorrect lmao

I used to want to start one of few small niche companies manufacturing certain unusual equipment types for the industry/researchers.

Now that I've reached my mid-20's I just want any easy desk job that allows me to live a decent life. Poverty and time ruined my creativity and interests.