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share.robinhood.com/davidt917

Never wrong.

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I can't believe I've been holding all this bear shit for the better part of a week. Seems to be paying off though. 2pm can't come fast enough.

I gonna buy me some TVIX at open and try to sell it on an intraday bounce

>Heh I-I'm ALWAYS on the right side of the market
>I'm n-not a LARPer
Go back to your circle jerk discord.

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Morning all

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Fuck you too.

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Hey guys, I'm finally at the point where I'm saving with paychecks each time. Could anyone recommend a decent set it and forget it blue chip to just throw everything at and not worry about?

Thanks

DBX

60% in SPY
40% in BND

Some of you guys are alright. Don’t buy BPMX today.

QQQ XLF

Rolling for AMD

This is actually a pretty solid plan if you're just going to value invest every week,

>40% in BND

why not just buy lentils and store them under your bed

A food storage bucket is the way to go.

This was what I planned to do at the beginning...
And you know the rest

The thing is, nobody knows what will be the future of the bond market.
It is shit right now but it may or may not change
So you invest in a little of everything

Depends how far down the road you're looking. Sure the bond market is in a down trend today, but as the interest rates rise it just sets it up for going up years down the road.

so early

>The thing is, nobody knows what will be the future of the bond market.
>It is shit right now but it may or may not change
>So you invest in a little of everything

protip in the long run equity kicks fixed incomes ass in almost all cases, even during recessions. better advice for the newfag would have been

>100% in SPY

err, that's a little TOO safe.

That is why it is 60% equities and only 40% bonds

I was trying to help a user
Don't worry for me as I am invested 100% in /smg/ memes (AMRS)

>STM hitting +15% soon
first invest best invest

Do you have a price target or an exit catalyst ?
If no take your profits

mornin everyone

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I'll take my profits as soon as I figure out the trick to have 0€ in commission from my bank.

Who $TVIX right now?

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RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

Morning!

The market's been open for 4 minutes. Take an oxy contin and wait it out.

95% AMRS
5% CRIS

I'm a noob, nice to meet you!

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I am monitoring TVIX since yesterday
And I think the premarket and the first hour is for testing people

Morning lads. Need some fresh meme stocks to gamble with and an exit strategy from this God awful food service industry.

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Get in on GERN, shits going to $7

Shitpost your way to the white house.
Short the market.
Create an international happening.
Profit?

Are you guys going to hold TVIX/UVXY through the whole FED shitpost or sell it on any bounce before it ?

I like memes, maybe I'll join you.

Some how the JNUG which I thought was the most retarded pick of the 4 is out preforming everything today? What?

We'll we have to see the minutes, but it usually starts moving one way or the other fast and furiously as soon as that shit is released.

SUNRUN wants to go to another moon mission

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when is that shitpost again?

i long ago gave up trying to trade the fed meme vomits but maybe today's the day

Some one can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's 2pm the minutes are released followed by the 3pm power hour press conference?

last chance to get in on amrs before it moons

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I just got a Robinhood account but I can't find the company I'm looking for.
Theyre on TD Ameritrade but not Robinhood? Why come?

Wew lad, this looks like it could be a wild ride.

I’m in

Im getting raped over here

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>watching my net worth soar and dip by the minute because of BPMX
I’m gonna need a quaalude prescription. My ETF’s and gold hedge is doing okay though. AMRS is being lovely. In any case I sold 800 NVCN because whoever that fucking memer was got me.

It LITERALLY ONLY GOES DOWN. NOT EVEN JOKING. I’M PRETTY SURE AN UNFILTERED LINE WOULD BE A STRAIGHT PLUMMET ON THAT THING.

It just doesn't stop

A hearty and sincere "kys, faggot" to the window licker shilling CRMD. Then again, maybe I'm the greater retard for getting shilled. Oh well, at least I only bought 10 shares.

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I'm not liking this... Why is it going up? Don't these assholes know there's a shit post coming?

I'm going in Air Liquide and you can't stop me

It is priced in
I am still monitoring muh TVIX man
The market is maybe expecting a dovish Powell.

Are you a boomer ?
Joke aside, I only know its reputation and know nothing of its market prospect

I'm giggling like a retard in class right now. Sorry man

It's already been priced in for quite awhile

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DEUTCHBANK AHHHHHHH WTF GERMANY

>Are you a boomer ?
No but I only gamble on industrial.

I'm cashing in my STM and putting it 50/50 in Air Liquide and Schneider EL

>come and see me after class David

IS THE FED DOVISH! THAT'S BULLISH. EXCEPT IT WAS PRICED IN. SO THAT'S BEARISH. EXCEPT THE PRICED IN WAS PRICED IN. SO THAT'S BULLISH. EXCEPT HE SHARTED DURING THE HEARING SO

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>They trusted Italians and Greeks to pay back denbts

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How can it be priced in? Nobody knows what he's going to say for sure. Investors are supposed to hate uncertainty.

>When your a bear but you are making bull bets
>MFW I bought calls on SVXY yesterday for cheap

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CLRB is gonna moon, get in now

Be sure to get your free stock bros
Join Robinhood and we'll both get a stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint for free. Make sure you use my link. share.robinhood.com/davidt917

$MU

Fuck off David

got in on that $CRIS train at open

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it's lower than where it was after the 2008 crash lol

>it's another day of stock A goes up and stock B goes down and the two cancel each other out
This is so gay.

god damnit david!!

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I don't invest in bank because I don't know how to analyse them yet
But something tells me low interest rate and emerging new money movers won't do them any good for the forseeable future
And in Europe, most of the banks are full of dubious, chink and pajeet scam-tier assets.

Did you buy JNUG and JDST?

relax m8. theres no way that anything the FED will ever do will help the market. this algo shit going on in the first hour will stop and then everything will be all flaccid like it was yesterday. watch.

and the best part is that a lot of people will have bought in as it was going up. when they leave, BOOM.

BBY, and NUE.

I'm just anxious as fuck. I want a drink.

Quiet

All of you

AMRS is approaching

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damn lol
I think playing this macro shit today will be my first and last time

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Where is he?

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IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS MARKET

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This is a macro play on a binary event.

im telling you guys. my meme senses are tingling. every single one of these FED days that ive called has been preluded by a huge bullrun for no fucking reason. its a head fake, im sure of it

french polynesia

W e w
Amrs past 7, and chillin
Lets gets some support above 7 here

Buy order placed for TVIX [email protected]$

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preparing his escape back to the lizard dimension

At what point should we buy FB?

This reminds me of the shitty stock they gave me, Groupon. I swear Robinhood only gives you failing stocks

i try not to trade shit that has alot to do with governments smoke and mirrors and political issues desu

buy $hlf to trigger the libs

Never. Fuck that company I'll find something else to throw money at.

Yeah, like gimmicky bio-med startups.

By the way up 102% on amrs in 3 months
Thank you amrs shillers

Lol they're giving their bags away as (((incentive))) to sign people up.

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>Zuckerberg said to speak within next 24 hours.

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BGNE having another spicy day.

y-y-y-ou guys want some DB, n-n-nice and cheap

pls sir

Guess how much money i started with

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confirmed elite Veeky Forums trader

Are you bagholding this ?
Why did you buy it ?

>i-it looked like a nice,stable and solid company

$2000?