/smg/ - Stock Market General

Watching the FED shitpost edition
youtube.com/watch?v=FTd5f5zBmdE

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youtube.com/watch?v=V1j5lzT2pVU

Never wrong

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40min or so till fed shitpost right? What are you guys expecting?

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thank you for linking the FED shitpost in the OP.

1 hour

Jeez, that's brutal. Not a doctor but I'd say see a specialist at some point.

Nice! Checked too. We'll make it, buddy.

It's a great idea if law school or government is your goal.

Nietzsche was mentally a Chad if you read his work. IRL though, not so much.

>Pic related

Guys I'm scared, what's the FED gonna do to us? They have a fortress building that's half underground and under armed guard in my city, should I roll up and ask what's the guy up front gonna happen?

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Gold has no intrinsic value

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>Nietzsche was mentally a Chad if you read his work. IRL though, not so much.
I tried to read some Nietzsche stuff

If you are not an edgy fag and actually try to understand his thought process (not so much his ideas and thesis although I find them interesting), you may become less of a naive retard

It's shiny

If you give a chick some jewelry made out of it she'll probably take her clothes off.

Everything has intrinsic value. Gold is not an investment though. It's Speculation.

who /ugaz/ here?

.25% and 66% percent chance 4 rate hikes 2018

Basically. He wasn't actually a nihilist, Epicurean or Cynic, in layman terms. Like, at all.

rong

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CRIS moon mission starts today

Damn those FEDtunez are nice and calming.

holy hell this shit is about to get ugly. zuck about to make a statement and fuck up FBs rally right now. and then right after, we get 2 straight hours of powell. this is an exciting time to be trading

>tell Powell to do a .50% increase
>we need to double up our positions
>Yes master

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Selling off at 1:45-2:30 tbqh. My hands aren't that strong

>Gold is not an investment
when the pet rock joke has gone to far

but for real i have some physical precious metals just incase shit hits the fan, if it doesn't who cares, if it does im prepared

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Nice music Fed

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I'm sorry, I haven't been keeping up with the news. What's happening with the Fed? And what does it mean for my money?

Really, the fundamental think making gold valuable is people's belief. It has been ingrained in our psyche for so long it is hard to think otherwise.

When shtf, you have to have gold in physical form. But I think I would worry much more about my environment since I would be an ideal target

Pandora is acquiring AddsWiz. Stock mooning as a result.

When shit hits the fan, gold will not be important. You can't eat or build shelter with it. No intrinsic value whatsoever

Shit won't hit the fan if the stock market goes wild for a while. When shit hits the fan you'd better think about food, water, trading supplies and muscular, BDSM gear wearing bandits with ambiguous sexualities on motorbikes.

Alright weak hand faggets start selling already!

bear trap

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I should have put the Rick Roll video link in the OP for teh lulz

Is this the part where we all get rekt by rate hikes?

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I think this is the new Fed chairman's first meeting. Most new Fed chairman have faced some sort of crisis in their initial months. This is the first non-Jewish chairman in decades, plus someone (allegedly) forced through by Trump. Interest rates are already rising, the expectation is there will be a raise, but the reaction could be extreme either way. Often the market spikes in the wrong direction first for a day or two before the actual reaction to the Fed news sinks in. There's some Audit theFed murmurs from Rand Paul again, and the market always seems to mysteriously tank when these votes come up, as if they are warning people "don't you even fucking try".

So, basically, we could get some wild gyrations up or down in the next few days, everyone will be confused or misdirected, then the market will make it's real move (which I think will be down big).

ps wow this new audio capture is super cancerous.

>Fed FAQ: What does the Fed do?
Easy question in the related videos on youtube, it fucks up your gains.

This is fucking great

Get in now, thank me later

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its a medium of exchange... theres a reason why there is such thing as money...

I need a comfy chair with a nice view and some good cognac.

Buy or sell BPMX before earnings?

Trump alweys piks the most best guys for the jerb nuttin gun go wrongs at the fed meating tooday!

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Maybe your not so retarded after all B5G. Better than the bulk of these idiots, at least.
>Gold is a bad investment

Just how big of a memer do you have to be to come to this conclusion? How many times do we have to tell you that gold isn't one of your x100 over night shitcoins? Gold is what Bitcoin wishes it was.

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the Fed will announce 6 rate hikes this year and 8 rate hikes next year. the market will crash, boomers will sell so they can retire. SPX will go to zero and then I will buy the entire market. the age of the neets will begin.

Come on man, let's leave politics out of this thread.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

>buy high, sell low

I don't think you understand what shtf means. Nobody will care about gold =no value, just the same as all currencies

leap of faith

>tfw we'll never have to work another day in our lives
youtube.com/watch?v=V1j5lzT2pVU

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This is only the beginning

This isn't your safe space.

i hate this saying because it assumes we know what high and low is
that's the whole point of the market. figuring out what high and low means

>in 2001
>amazon just went up 10%, should we buy
>buy high, sell low kek
kys

The thread is just better when we don't go there, famalam. I'm asking nicely.

Depends if it's Mad Max shtf or Bladerunner shtf I guess.

This thread turns into /pol/-lite at 4pm like 3 or 4 days a week.

>tfw bought apple today

of all the lousy...

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apple doesnt fit into your snack food portfolio though
apple is a health food

Yeah I know. It's gay and better avoided.

general mills crashed and wiped out the whole portfolio

I have it set to buy when it hits exactly 173. With a bit of luck we should get there today.

>9.45%
oof. what happened

I'm pretty sure that's BoomerLARPer, not snackanon.

Anyone with fedbets?

>I don't think you understand what shtf means
you are an idiot. there is a reason why there is such thing as currency. i get that it has "no use" but its just a medium of exchange. thats all it is, a medium of exchange. not everybody wants what ever the fuck it is you have or are growing so how are you going to trade with people? people are going to want guns, ammo, food, water, shelter. I get that, but there will always be a need for some type of currency, you think society just made up a medium of exchange for no reason? out of all these thousands of years you are the one that decided that a medium of exchange isn't needed?

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it went to 173.1 a few minutes ago

Sour fucking Yogurt

BUY DOLLARS

SELL EVERYTHING

all in UVXY

literally free money

Hopefully rate hikes will drive it under 173.

Not bad Sp500-san

Oh shit!

whoo SPY big pop

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what happen

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

Im betting on on the market moons today so... sorry

BEARS BTFO

here come the FED algos. they did this last time. dont get shook. this is a fakeout

FUCKING BASED
WE DID IT

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RATES RISE

2 MORE EXPECTED FOR THE YEAR

(basically nothing new announced)

wait. this is exactly what happened the last FED meeting. it ran at two and crashed at three, then crashed for days afterwards

>m-muh TVIX stop loss

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link to the minutes?

BUY DOLLARS RIGHT FUCKING NOW IDIOTS

Take your gains now....

THE MARKET IS DOWN 3% FROM ALL TIME HIGHS WE NEED AN EMERGENCY RATE CUT NOW POWELL

im just watching bloomberg tv

WHY AM I GOING DOWN.

WHAT DO I SELL AND BUY

Here's the selloff finally

THOSE SPIKES

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what does this mean

do i sell

Nope, fiddy fiddy 3 or 4

NOT SELLING

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>he bet against the American economy

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I've been in on this stock a long time, the next week or two is going to be fucking huge.

WTF IS GOING ON!!!! THE MARKET IS ACTING ALL KINDS OF FUCKY!!!!

god only knows user. it looks like its heading to sell off, but we are at the mercy of some serious whales right now. just follow through with the bets you made. too late to change your mind now

I ENJOY PAIN

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I lost another 50$ on that TVIX flash crash lol

bears getting delusional

HANG THE FUCK ON

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we bull now?