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Jeez, that's brutal. Not a doctor but I'd say see a specialist at some point.
Nice! Checked too. We'll make it, buddy.
It's a great idea if law school or government is your goal.
Nietzsche was mentally a Chad if you read his work. IRL though, not so much.
>Pic related
Guys I'm scared, what's the FED gonna do to us? They have a fortress building that's half underground and under armed guard in my city, should I roll up and ask what's the guy up front gonna happen?
>Nietzsche was mentally a Chad if you read his work. IRL though, not so much. I tried to read some Nietzsche stuff
If you are not an edgy fag and actually try to understand his thought process (not so much his ideas and thesis although I find them interesting), you may become less of a naive retard
Jordan Thompson
It's shiny
Andrew Cook
If you give a chick some jewelry made out of it she'll probably take her clothes off.
Ethan Howard
Everything has intrinsic value. Gold is not an investment though. It's Speculation.
Jaxson Myers
who /ugaz/ here?
Carter Reyes
.25% and 66% percent chance 4 rate hikes 2018
Noah Lee
Basically. He wasn't actually a nihilist, Epicurean or Cynic, in layman terms. Like, at all.
holy hell this shit is about to get ugly. zuck about to make a statement and fuck up FBs rally right now. and then right after, we get 2 straight hours of powell. this is an exciting time to be trading
Jeremiah Sullivan
>tell Powell to do a .50% increase >we need to double up our positions >Yes master
I'm sorry, I haven't been keeping up with the news. What's happening with the Fed? And what does it mean for my money?
Gabriel Edwards
Really, the fundamental think making gold valuable is people's belief. It has been ingrained in our psyche for so long it is hard to think otherwise.
When shtf, you have to have gold in physical form. But I think I would worry much more about my environment since I would be an ideal target
Brody King
Pandora is acquiring AddsWiz. Stock mooning as a result.
Luke Long
When shit hits the fan, gold will not be important. You can't eat or build shelter with it. No intrinsic value whatsoever
Carson Lopez
Shit won't hit the fan if the stock market goes wild for a while. When shit hits the fan you'd better think about food, water, trading supplies and muscular, BDSM gear wearing bandits with ambiguous sexualities on motorbikes.
I think this is the new Fed chairman's first meeting. Most new Fed chairman have faced some sort of crisis in their initial months. This is the first non-Jewish chairman in decades, plus someone (allegedly) forced through by Trump. Interest rates are already rising, the expectation is there will be a raise, but the reaction could be extreme either way. Often the market spikes in the wrong direction first for a day or two before the actual reaction to the Fed news sinks in. There's some Audit theFed murmurs from Rand Paul again, and the market always seems to mysteriously tank when these votes come up, as if they are warning people "don't you even fucking try".
So, basically, we could get some wild gyrations up or down in the next few days, everyone will be confused or misdirected, then the market will make it's real move (which I think will be down big).
ps wow this new audio capture is super cancerous.
Adrian Johnson
>Fed FAQ: What does the Fed do? Easy question in the related videos on youtube, it fucks up your gains.
Maybe your not so retarded after all B5G. Better than the bulk of these idiots, at least. >Gold is a bad investment
Just how big of a memer do you have to be to come to this conclusion? How many times do we have to tell you that gold isn't one of your x100 over night shitcoins? Gold is what Bitcoin wishes it was.
the Fed will announce 6 rate hikes this year and 8 rate hikes next year. the market will crash, boomers will sell so they can retire. SPX will go to zero and then I will buy the entire market. the age of the neets will begin.
Juan Gray
Come on man, let's leave politics out of this thread.
Landon King
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Luke Robinson
>buy high, sell low
Isaiah Allen
I don't think you understand what shtf means. Nobody will care about gold =no value, just the same as all currencies
apple doesnt fit into your snack food portfolio though apple is a health food
Eli Anderson
Yeah I know. It's gay and better avoided.
Julian Harris
general mills crashed and wiped out the whole portfolio
Oliver Cooper
I have it set to buy when it hits exactly 173. With a bit of luck we should get there today.
Adam Davis
>9.45% oof. what happened
Adrian Myers
I'm pretty sure that's BoomerLARPer, not snackanon.
Jonathan Cooper
Anyone with fedbets?
Levi Cox
>I don't think you understand what shtf means you are an idiot. there is a reason why there is such thing as currency. i get that it has "no use" but its just a medium of exchange. thats all it is, a medium of exchange. not everybody wants what ever the fuck it is you have or are growing so how are you going to trade with people? people are going to want guns, ammo, food, water, shelter. I get that, but there will always be a need for some type of currency, you think society just made up a medium of exchange for no reason? out of all these thousands of years you are the one that decided that a medium of exchange isn't needed?
I've been in on this stock a long time, the next week or two is going to be fucking huge.
Elijah Harris
WTF IS GOING ON!!!! THE MARKET IS ACTING ALL KINDS OF FUCKY!!!!
Levi Flores
god only knows user. it looks like its heading to sell off, but we are at the mercy of some serious whales right now. just follow through with the bets you made. too late to change your mind now
