>be TA leading discussion section >brainlet who shouldn't even be in the class always sits in the front row >ask the class some easy questions to keep them engaged >ask them a question that sounds like the others but is actually requires knowledge of material not covered in the class to answer >uncomfortable silence falls over the room >"Anyone? Come on, you guys should be able to do this." >brainlet in the front row is staring at his desk desperately to avoid making eye contact >call on him by name and ask what he thinks about the problem >"duh...uh... doesn't it have something to do with, like, polynomials and stuff?" >"Polynomials... and stuff, you say? I'm afraid I don't follow. You'll have to be more specific" >teacher's pet type girl begins to answer, but I cut her off >brainlet is squirming in his seat, mutters that he doesn't know the answer >other kids begin to snicker by this point >tell him "You know, this is a demanding class that requires both preparation and intelligence. If you're not willing to even do the bare minimum work required to not make a fool of yourself, then you quite simply do not belong here." >covers his face and runs out of the room >after class all the girls fawn over me and one slips me her number
You are the reason why anti-intellectualism exists.
Do you, by chance, have a last name that ends with (((stein))) or (((berg)))?
Chase Green
Take any one of the following >Shit for brains frogposter >I'll take "Things that never happened" for 420 Alex >KYS
Adrian Phillips
kill yourself my man
Cooper Young
Video recording or it didn't happen
Dominic Garcia
>in a lecture > sitting by myself because i have no friends >FUCKING HORNY > whip out my cock and rub it underneath the desk >feelsgoodman.jpg >something slimy brushes up against my cock nob > wet chewing gum all over my throbbing thick cock >fuckit >keep going >about to cum >dick scrapes agaisnt some metal underneath the desk >Scream and cum at the same time >everyone looks at me (over 100 kids in the lecture including proffesor) >dick is covered in cum and blood >run out of the class
I have never been back to that class
David Bailey
Pic related
Isaiah Lewis
you modified this pasta pretty well
Noah Kelly
>That brainlets name... Seung-Hui Cho
Lincoln Wright
FUCC
David Howard
>Leader of TA section >See one of my students who only has a 3.95 GPA, the fucking idiot >Ask him why he hasn't had his name on a paper >He starts to reply but I cut him off >Yell 'FUCK YOU UNDERGRAD BITCH' >All girls start instantly suck my cock Really happened guys
Carson Edwards
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Noah Brown
>ask the class some easy questions to keep them engaged
So are you like the TA that says,"So class can anyone tell me what these two numbers added together is?" in advanced multivariable calculus?
Samuel Reed
haha what a dumb brainlet
you fucking showed that manlet
Gabriel Hughes
and then he goes >I don't understand why class participation is so low
Eli Morris
Nigga that's some Professor Snape level shit.
Daniel Lee
That assistant's name? Albert Einstein.
Bentley Fisher
Yes, my last name is Autismsteinberg.
Alexander Gutierrez
>ITT: Things that never happened
Jason Miller
No.
Jace Brown
>adding numbers in """""advanced""""" multivariable calculus class
Carter James
and then you woke up
Luke Jenkins
The only person I've ever bullied as a TA was someone I caught cheating.
You're a cunt.
Nathaniel Hernandez
What motivated you to worsen this board? Really amusing.
David Rogers
Also a girl gave me her number after I did this, no jokes.
What the fuck, are girls attracted to guys who bully?
Ayden Anderson
yes
it's one of those unpleasant truths you learn at some point in your life.
Evan Mitchell
I think there's a limit though. You can only bully people who have either been ostracized from the group or is voicing an unpopular opinion (even if he's right) etc.
Eli Gray
also, physically unattractive men (but not women)
Carter Flores
Yes. Always that as well. Unless they are well liked by the group (which they never are).
I've also found you can bully unattractive girls who are in a relationship with someone hotter than her (so guys aren't trying to fuck her and girls are jealous).
Wyatt Ward
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Nicholas Rodriguez
Only in America because American society is built on excessive competition so bullying is a positive trait.