You there ... prove you're not a popsci faggot

I don't feel the constant need to prove to people I'm not a popsci faggot.

I walked past Terry a few days ago while I was leaving a bathroom

we are pretty much just star stuff that came from outer space

I am one-mile-deep in a niche topic in rock mechanics and I have the abstract/poster/slides to prove it.

Nobodoy in this stupid section of Veeky Forums actually knows anything about science or math. What is the point of this forum?

Only if you're not moving, faggot.

[eqn]\sum_{n \,=\, 0}^\infty n \,=\, \infty[/eqn]

How can you get that one wrong anymore? Is this a bait?

There is no need to be worried about carcinogens in your: gluten, white grains, Ebola, dish washing soap, paper plates, CHEMICALS, or whatever other stupid shit people are afraid of. Why? Because even IF these items presented some sort of negative health impact, it would be so minor on a global scale that includes everything else (random mutations, UV light exposure, oxidative compounds in the atomsphere) that it ust wouldn't matter. And it shouldn't be something you waste your time worrying about, because their is nothing you can do about it. You are made to die.

I read half of these for fun.
inb4 cs fag

>marker
haha

I'm a freshman pursuing an English degree, not a popsci wannabe

I take myself really seriously as a future phycisist :3

Proof that he isn't moving relative to something else.

it's an elegant identity

youtube.com/watch?v=5rzaEqKWhIk

Energy is the conserved charge with respect to the isotropy of time.

please I learned this in middle school

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

(cont.)
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

(cont.)
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that

(cont.)over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

Biofag detected

I make it my goal to /forget/ a digit of π every day. This makes me the opposite of a popmath sperg.

Not sure if this is pasta. If it is, this is hilarious. If it's not, then don't worry, adolescence comes to an end.

I can identify rocks relatively competently

Pop-sci doesn't give a fuck about rocks

Same

Everything is so magical

Yo know what Carl Sagan and Neil degrasse are beautiful speakers so fuck you.

I can triple Thai's method in my head.

Pi=3

He Is right, fuck you s2

Star stuff from space meem needs to die
It makes non-nerds think they know shit

A sallen-key filter can be made of resistors and capacitors to filter low frequencies(given a cut frequency). This is a common behavior of capacitors and operational amplifiers combination, as you can show by calculating the impedances leading to a transfer system which tends to 0 when omega approaches infinity

ELECTRONS GO THROUGH BOTH SLITS LIKE DUDE WTF

[eqn]\sum_{n=e^{i\pi}+1}^{\sum_{m=1}^{\sum_{k=1}^{\infty}{\frac{1}{k}}}{\frac{1}{m}}}\int_0^{\sqrt[3]{27n}}\int_0^{2z}\int_0^ydxdydz = \frac{-1}{12}[/eqn]

3d momentum

Black wholes are quantum portals to the multiverse

>Moore–Penrose pseudoinverse

Its pasta now but the guy who originally wrote that on Reddit was serious.

I do triple integrals for fun

Complex numbers are made up buy mathematicians so they can create new problems and have a job.
There is not such a thing.

Jesus, it's hard to believe someone held such a conceited attitude unironically!

You're a big pi

fuck off gauB

Complex numbers don't actually have anything to do with square roots of negatives, they're just a result of operation on pairs (a,b) with b=/=0.

This.
As soon as I started learning derivatives and integrals last year I'd write down random equations, and find their derivatives and integrals. I still do.

>they're just a result of operation on pairs (a,b) with b=/=0.
>not the algebraic closure of the reals

Bach-Tartakowski paradox says you can get 2 same balls out of a single ball. Did I pass?

That's what I meant. Sorry I'm an exam babby and don't actually know how to discuss math fluently

I calculated the energy you could get from putting solar panels on the surface of the sun all for a shitpost.
Turns out 2m^2 (or maybe it was 2ft^2) could exceed the planets yearly power consumption.

>Learnt derivatives and integrals last year
Isn't that high school shit?

>he wasn't doing Sobolev embeddings in kindergarten

lol brainlet

Goldbach conjecture is false because you can't count that high.

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dude did you know that light isn't a wave, but particles with wave-like properties? really made me think

That really activated my almonds.

but I am

Did you start with the last one?

Banach-Tarski, no you didn't pass.

Populist And Proud !!!
Degree level grounding in Maths, Physics & Engineering. What that makes me is an analytical Generalist.

The world needs generalists, able to take of the narrow blinkers and see a wider view and wider applications.

Caveat: The UK has a much higher standard of popsci than the USA judging by the antipathy. Recommend any BBC Horizon programme.

Almost

I came my pants the first time I opened up NetLogo

It is impractical to synthesize guanine rich sequences of DNA because of guanine's tendency to form quadruplexes within DNA, especially when exposed to ions, such as in any cellular system.

Nice, bro! I also watch Vsauce! For the win amirite :^D

Pi doesn't go on infintiely, in fact it only has -1/12 of a digit.

dude like all the matter in our bodies was once both inside a star and part of genghis khan like that's so crazy bro

i hate thinking like how do you know your red is the same as my red like dude thats crazy

Paul R. Halmos is my favorite mathematician, his linear texts are fantastic

electrolytes... it's what plants crave!

The Km value in Michaelis-Menten enzyme kinetics specifies 1/2 Vmax and describes a value of affinity between an enzyme and its substrate, where higher values denote less affinity.

Do you even know what complex numbers are?

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923 0781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460 9550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954 9303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485 6692346034861045432664821339360726024914
those are the digits of pi that I can remember off the top of my head

I am a pop sci faggot, the only science I know is from high school.

But that is why I mostly just lurk. I try to keep my simpleton brain from polluting the fine material all you other geniuses post here.

lmao so when will you use this in life again¿

It might impress a really smart math girl.

I can derive the path your mom will take on my dick

I can leave a flat earth debate feeling like i've won

gtfo

I actually did research at one point in my life.

I can do one better and say that I'm listed as a co-author on a published scientific paper.

Still am in high school. Senior this year.

lolled because I was just visiting the popsci website

e=mcˆ2

I can do triple integral
Even cylindrical triple integral
Even
[spoiler]spherical[/spoiler]
triple integral

the absolute madman

Yet you don't use spoilers properly.