Official nut power rankings

1. Almond
2. Pistachio
3. Pecan
4. Peanut
5. Cashew
6. Brazil
7. Macadamia
8. Hazelnut
9. Sesame seeds
10. Pine Nut
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9000. Walnut

My wife's boyfriend told me that the almonds must be activated in order for them to achieve rank number 1.
Do you agree?

You've underrated Brazil nuts. Not a surprise, most people do that.

You have to be a complete and utter plebeian to believe almonds are the best.

1. Macadamia
2. Hazelnut
3. Walnut
4. Pecan
5. Brazil nut

>hazelnut even being considered
I'm sure there are a lot of undiscovered nuts better than this one. This thread is a real shitshow.

>hazelnut
>shit
>not only a little bit worse than macadamia, the king of nuts
shit taste detected

>my wife's boyfriend

1. Cashew (isn't a nut)
2. (Activated) Almond
3. Macadamia
4. Pine
5. Walnut
6. Brasil
7. Peanut (unsalted)
8. (Unactivated) Almond
9. Pistachio
10. Pecan
11. Hazelnut

1. ME
I'm in the fuckin nuthouse don't fuck with me I'm COO-COOOOOOOOOOO

Almond
Peanut
Pine Nut
Pistachio

All the rest can go nut themselves

>Being meme'd

>not appreciating activated almonds
nice dubs tho

>pine nut that low

try toasting them in the oven.

>sesame seeds
Nigga..

>forgetting based nutmeg

Macadamia #1 i dont care youre wrong if this is not num 1

1 Macadamia
2 Cashew
3 Peanut
4 Hazelnut
5 Brazil
6 Walnut
7 Almond

almonds kind of suck desu

My nuts are the best.

>cashew not #1

1. hazelnut
2. walnut
3. almond

i love hazelnut. any recipe that calls for walnuts/almond, i often replace with filberts

>Walnuts are the worst nut

This is exactly the sort of retard shit I'd expect from someone who thinks sesame seeds are a fucking nut

1. Macademia
2. Walnut
3. Cashew
4. Pistachio
5. Peanut
6. Almond
7. Pine Nut
8. Hazlenut
9. Chestnut
10. Brazil Nut

NOT ON THE LIST BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID

Coconut
Pecans

Agreed.

tfw your almonds won't activate

4 brazil nuts a day raises test. that's only two Brazilian guys a day

kys yourself

sweet nuts are shit tier
take your macadamias and hazel nuts elsewhere
Veeky Forums is a savoury nut board
1 Almond
2 Almond
3 Brazil
4 Pine
5 Almond

Sheeeeett
:^)

1. Almond
2. Hazelnut
3. Brazil
4. Pecan
5. Sesame seeds (do they count as nuts?)
6. Pistachio
/// power gap ///
98. Pine "nut" (only use is in pesto)
99. Peanut
100. Cashew

sunflower nuts

...

I like it when I eat nuts and the salt coats my lips a little.

1. Peanut
2. Hazelnut
3. Sesame seed
4. Pistachio
5. Cashew
6. Macadamia (only in cookies)
7. Brazil (who eat's these)
8. Almond (no flavor)
9. Walnut (I hate the taste)

The fuck is an activated almond

What sort of uncultured fuck calls nigger toes "Brazil nuts"

Your wife activates my nuts everyday.

>Almond (no flavor)

Pine nuts are actually really good when they're fresh. No need to toast them. But they do need to be fresh.

Activated almonds?
Nuts in general?

Plebian.

1. Deez

>cashews grow off of a fruit
holy shit. So are they a seed?

Cashew is the best choice.

you have to open them with a fucking sledgehammer, it's not even worth the effort