Hey, we're getting pizza. What kind do you guys want?

Anything as long as it's not pineapple.

Fromage gorgonzola, parmigiano, prosciutto crudo and some basilico.

The lot, no shrimp

>red onions
>olives
>green peppers
>jalapenos
>mushrooms
>sausage
>banana peppers
>pepperoni

>pizza
>not food exclusively for children

pick one

Good choice

which kind of italian sausage?

Pineapple and pepperoni. But only if it's thin crust.

It's sausage that's imported from Italy.

>eating anything other than cheese, pepperoni, or (sometimes) meat lovers
Why the fuck are you even getting a pizza? The entire point of getting a pizza is:
>the cheese
>the sauce
>the bread
You are ruining the pizza for everybody by adding on all that extra bullshit that you wouldn't eat otherwise
pepperoni's okay because it's in the middle when it comes to flavor: not enough to overpower the pie, but enough to add to it

>what do the adults want?

not pizza

chicken, bacon, onion, mushrooms, pineapple

Go to bed dad

I want to see what you look like, OP.

I'll have a pepperoni pizza with a side of 'go 'za

I can't imagine being so insecure I had to try and assert superiority over people because of my choice of fucking pizza toppings.

Bacon and Jalapeno

r8

Pepperoni
Bacon
Green Peppers
Mushrooms

This is the true "Canadian" pizza.

It may not be insecurity so much as it is emulating what they see on the TV. Everyone in sitcoms act like snarky shit heads to each other for the amusement of the audience, and many people sadly lack the self awareness to realize there is no audience in real life.

Italian pizza is shit. Sure they tend to spend big on their ham and cheese, but it lacks variety and flavour. If I wanted salty-savoury I'd eat a cracker.
The Hawaiian's are really onto something however.

>This is the true "Canadian" pizza.
Man the Aussie pizza is shit as. The aussie burger had some great ideas (beets and pineapple), but why would you put fried eggs on a pizza?

salami sausage(not that bland ground pork shit) onions

Bbq chicken and sundried tomato :3

Hand Tossed:
>double mozzarella
>red sauce (preference for spicy)
>Canadian bacon
>pineapple
>garlic
>onions
>jalapenos

Thin Crust:
>white sauce
>mozzarella
>garlic
>onions
>spinach
>basil
>red peppers
>olives (depending on my mood)

I usually enjoy it cold for breakfast just as much or more than I did the night before.

This is really exceot that I don't like oiives, and by >banana pepeprs I hope you mean yellow peppers

>pepperoni
>black olives
>banana peppers

Cheese!
AND
Pepperoni!

You put way too much shit on your pizzas. Even 4 ingredients is pushing it.

Whatever you do just don't get the taco pizza, we all know it's just a beef pizza with a head of lettuce dumped on top.

Most people wouldn't count:
>cheese
>sauce
>garlic

Which would make them both 4 with an optional 5.

One of my favorite spots is a place that does the best NY style I've had and I generally just get the pepperoni.

That aside, who the fuck made you the arbiter or pizza toppings?
Go fuck yourself.

Ham, mushrooms and pineapple

Stop making this thread

>That aside, who the fuck made you the arbiter or pizza toppings?
>Go fuck yourself.
Because I've eaten a lot of pizzas and have come to the conclusion that in the majority of cases, simpler is better.

But you can feel free to load up your pizza with all the toppings you want and I won't stop you.

>self-proclaimed pizza expert
Ksnrk.

Smoked hot link, jalapenos, bbq sauce, cilantro.

>I've eaten a lot of pizzas
So has every poor fag, crack head and morbidly obese guy in town.

>Ksnrk.

H A W A I I

till the day I die

Sorry, was I supposed to post a sneering anime girl? My bad.

Cheese
Pepperoni
Green olives

I'm poor and the only good pizza in my area is pretty expensive, so I settle for an xlarge five star deluxe with extra cheese.

It's not a NY slice, a coal-fired pie, 'go za, or even a detroit square, but especially on these cooler nights it's a cheesy, bready, savory, meaty, and verdant delight.

...ok now that the retards have ordered, what do the adults want?

>coal fired
You really don't understand pizza ovens do you.

did i tickle your sensitive pizza marketing term sensibilities, anonymous?

OP of
I really dont like olives either, its just in when friends come over to eat and chill and yeah yellow peppers

Italian sausage, green peppers, black olives.

It is perfection.

Not that faggot but I actually prefer pizza without meat. I certainly don't complain about meat being on a pizza, but with all the cheese and carbs, I find meat just makes it too heavy. Plus I love vegetables...

I think everyone forgot that you can eat salad on the side. They're used to ordering breadsticks on the side and now because they're fat, they have to show people that they do, in fact, eat vegetables

Meant for

Pineapple fags needs to be round up and put into camps

Jalapenos and Italian sausage

fuq u (u)

Fucking load it up with Italian sausage, bacon, and Meatballs
Then put some onions and mushrooms
White sauce

The adults will have "the works"

Generally here that includes: meat(pepperoni, sausage,or whatever), mushrooms,onion,green pepper.
May include: black or green olives, other colored peppers,1 (one only) extra form of meat.

In general, any adult I've met who isn't ok with this is a picky tendy eating manchild, and after 1 pizza experience, nobody hangs out with them anymore.

Agree completely, except olives

>ordering pizza
>adults

Agree completely except onion.

Understandable, not many people like that on pizza, i sort of group it with pineapple or hot pepper.

finely chopped white onion even? I don't like salad onion (the purple one)

chicken tendies

Double mushrooms. Maybe tripple.

Getting more than two toppings on a pizza is shit, by the way.

bacon mushroom onions

no matter how many faggy toppins you put on it all Pizza is pleb tier Kiddie food

anything that doesn't require a plate or utensils is pleb tier Kiddie food

>Not green olives

Kys degenerate

>getting anything other than ham and pineapple

Plebs.

They don't go together well with green peppers and black olives, just a bit too much texture on the toppings with onions, whatever variety. For me personally, of course.

Salami
Mushrooms
Olives
Fresh Spinach
and Uncooked tomatoes

Buffalo chicken with a buttermilk ranch base and day old iceberg lettuce
Tbe best pizza

Agreed completely, especially if with green olives.

Would start by getting a real italian pizza instead of the american shit in your picture

Quatro staggioni, with the four sections clearly divided, not mixed.
Failing that, anchovies, sweet salty anchovies, musty, savoury, delicious anchovies.
Plus you get
>ewwww user whats that on your pizza keep it away from me
Nobody steals a slice of anchovy pizza.

OBSESSED

Pineapple and ham

Pineapple, ham, bacon, jalapeno, onion, and bell pepper.

Fucking disgusting, why don't you just add cupcake sprinkles since you already ruined it

sauce made with daddy's semen and cheese made with mommy's milk!

Pepperoni with free BBQ sauwz

Ranch sauce with pineapple bacon and anchovies

Veggie. Spinach, onions, tomatoes, bell peppers, olives, banana peppers, garlic, maybe even some broccoli. Fucking tasty shit once it's covered in some cheese.

>Pepperoni
>Not Salami, the superior topping in every circumstance

Chicken
olives
jalapeno
[spoiler] light cheese [/spoiler]

Id like to shit on a plate and make you eat it while maintaning eye contact with Gabriel Iglesias as he jerks off into your face.

This must have sounded a lot cooler in your head. Gran Autismo.

I console myself by knowing im better looking and funnier then you, Mr.Redditman :^)

Incredibly embarassing. I didn't expect you to do even worse than your previous post, but you managed it.

>what you want on your pizza, senpai?
just literally pour a pile of straight garbage on it

>i got you

I'll have mushrooms, green peppers, red onion, hot salami and roasted garlic please.

pineapple and ham

nice bait retard

Pretty tasty garbage senpai

hit me w the none wit left beef senpai