Wifey thread

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>nothing wrong with hot dog stew
fucking americans

heh
i remember being this lazy about cutting the bacon when i made chili one day

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yeah just pour in some mac and you're good

I have a hot dog fetish

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Lol y u whyte bois caint cook

kek
>sunflower seeds on something you swallow
is this guy gonna eat the seeds? i guess if you're fat enough to eat 3 dogs though your shit probably hurt regardless.

>don't let it become a habit

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>one has a bite out of it

>stir a ton of slop together with half a ton of cheese
>bake
>cut and serve
>don't forget to garnish with a dollop of sour cream and black olives
Looks like fuck and probably tastes like hell.

holy shit this is awful

A wife will always cook bad food for a cuck.

They are only useful for fucking and cooking. Bad food means she is fucking someone else.

Take the hint and file for divorce before she does.

>Anthony was a consultant at Chuck E Cheese's as well as several public elementary schools. Danny spent fours years as executive chef at Dave & Buster's Pittsburgh branch and still caters private birthday parties
i'm crying

>bologna on a pringle
i wonder how much it costs

this has to be a joke

I wonder what she thinks makes this dish healthyish. The corn?

There are hints of truth in this. To expand on it basically if she doesn't give a fuck about you she will stop giving a fuck about or putting effort into the relationship. If some broad ever served me boiled eggs and canned spaghettios or some other equally disgusting shit, I'd probably slap her.

Reported for spamming

someone in austin texas pls go

>fine dining for kids

High end restaurant

Of fucking course some shit like this would pop up in Austin. That god damn hippie fuck hole is an embarrassment to my state.

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>posting 5 images from the same source is spamming
>violating the rules by announcing his report
what did he mean by this?

> jello is breakfast

Aaaaand divorced

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Bitch needs a good backhand or two for serving some dogshit like that. I'd throw her ass down the stairs.

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edgy

is that mustard or peanut butter?

They need to learn a lesson, you low energy cuck.

its obviously peanut butter

I live in Austin, this saddens me too. The food here is pretty over rated other than a few decent bbq and Asian spots.

Getting nervous now huh kiddo?
I'm not surprised. I'd be feeling the pressure right now too. Ya see, ya broke the rules son. And it's bad. Worse than that it's an insult. Now I'm a real friendly guy, real accommodating, I don't take things as a personal insult and such. But I ain't the whole picture here. Many people won't take so kindly to your infractions.

Good luck son.

>you're a cuck if you don't physically harm another human being
nice copypasta, really makes me think

Posts like these are obviously ironic or jokey. The ones that are real are the only that clearly requiredany things to by cooked and the poster thought they deserved recognition for their effort.

It's hard to tell when something is ironic when it's posted by some dumb bitch. These modern day whores think throwing some bread in the toaster equals a gourmet meal.

>tfw my family set me up with a Vietnamese girl and she's really into me and cooks really great food but I'm still getting over my ex

The ex couldn't cook worth a damn, so there's that.

jesus christ why mayo in cake
just add egg whites

Fresh OC incoming. I really have to restrain myself from shitting all over her pictures

It's fake you tard.

Most dumb bitches on twitter revel in how high maintenance and non-domesticated they are.

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I've always been weirded out by broccoli and cheese, but I'd have tried it if it was made with nice cheese.

But fuck that fake american cheese

what the fuck man

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Pasta looks pretty fresh tbqh

>austin draws down the rest of tejas in terms of food or culture.

It's literally the only redeeming aspect to your shithole. You'd be nothing but a bloated Mississippi without austin.

I'm from austin and don't even refer to myself as a texan. Pic related, my fedora on my golden retriever.

Don't you pin this on us

Forget about the ex and focus on the gook. You're lucky.
Makes me hate women. I almost just want to be single forever.

You mongoloid. Austin is full of faggot Californians now. It's the least Texan part of Texas.

Why not just be a gay top? Every twink knows how to cook whereas only about a third of modern women do, and a blowjob is a blowjob when you get down to it.

I'd rather just beat off to xnxx porn. The less human interaction the better.

But then you don't get wifey dindins.

I've had to teach every bitch I've ever known how to cook. I've given up on that. Too old now. And the shitty sex is never enough to make up for it.

i love how you guys are tough on the internet but in real life wouldn't do shit about that

heh,,, nothing personnel kid.

>Austin the least Texan part of Texas.

That's why I said it's the only redeeming part of your glorified Mississippi. Thanks for confirming!

This looks like something you'd do with the kids cause they want their plate to look fancy.

sucks to be you, me and my girl both love cooking and are at least decent at it.

Needs more cheese.

Canafag here

Maybe one day you can stop renting so you can get a real dog to fuck instead of fucking a stuffed one while it wears your fedora.

memes

>clearly a bruschetta
>corn in bruschetta
>soft cheese on bruschetta
>bruschetta not baked
yes im mad

tumbnail made me think they were eating keptchup with a spoon

I bet that's nice. I wish I had someone to cook with. Current broad would fuck up boiling a pot of water.

Jack hungers

You don't want to eat broccoli and cheese, its for low class people

So fucking gross. Big fat old fuckface slurping up fried food while being filmed. If food was a disease that fat fuck would be the cure.

Underrated

This was such a gorgeous piece of fish before that fat autist ruined it.

>mylobolamustbehigh

I can't figure it out

For what possible reason would you cook a pop-tart sous vide? It doesn't even do anything for the presentation like the rest of the dishes

Some African bullshit

I bet he eats ass like a fucking monster dude

Pic related is some user's attempt at bbq chicken. From Veeky Forums challenge awhile ago

how do youy fuck bbq chicken up this bad?

Is that chocolate or shit?

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Looks like a closeup of ear wax.

Is lime juice the Mexican Windex?

Looks good. I'd probably add some herbs for color

It's just like sausage stew, but poor people sometimes substitute with hot dogs. It's nothing raw, unfit for eating, or a weird combination of retarded ingredients. It's just average food, stop being a pussy.

>sous vide pop tart

>wifey
>hubby
KYS

>cooking a pop tart sous vide
The only one in this thread that made me laugh.

Also, if this doesn't solidify sous vide as a meme cooking method everyone else must be delusional.

Thats fucking retarded logic. What if he pan seared a pop tart?

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