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Made me hurrhurrhrr in advance of seeing your comments. After learning of your collective disapproval, I guess I'm obligated to kms.

>Alton Brown for the fact that Good Eats was fucking great.
>was
Get ready to fight

i've watched her show a few times
she comes off so fucking fake, her smile is forced and looks unnatural for most of the show
i believe it was lentil soup she made, and when she tasted it at the end you could clearly tell it wasn't good, wasn't what she was expecting
got a bad vibe from her, not a fan

>tv is fake

no duh, but she is genuine

youtube.com/watch?v=Yr3x6ig4JKw

>be me.
>walk into thread.
>"you are favorite chef".
>OP, sir, you're (proper use) an unintelligent buffoon.
>turn a full 180 degrees and walk out.

No you're favorite chef.

BITCHES LEAVE. This is the only person on Food Network that fucking matters!!!

t. a-cup roastie

OONA

Even with a ton of surgery, I could never have tits like that.

poor tranny

Reminder that Giada is/was a die-hard Clinton supporter.

This big guy (never trust a skinny chef) hehehe

>32G

i want to slurp the semen from his penis if you catch my drift

my dad

looks like my mom/10

Do you want a brother?

This crazy guy

No I'm not.

Veeky Forums is /tv/ now?

Yo mama hot.
Dang.

I'd motorboat her melons but wouldn't take a bj due to the strong possibility of losing it to her teeth nor a handy jay, she had the hands of an 80 year old, all liver spotted and wrinkled.

wouldbangurmum/10

Hnnnnnmmmggggggggggggghhhh

Memes aside I did like to see him actually cook.

henry

i don't know his last name

jesus CHRIST i want her to slice my balls off at the brink of orgasm

Paul Prudhomme

Same, he really is awesome.

Isnt she the one who's meant to be a huge whore

Wasn't planning to fap, but you've given me no choice OP.

Yeah.

There was a blind item type rumor that she's an insatiable sex demon into the swinger lifestyle and her divorce was brought on because she was running around on her cuck husband for a while.

remember when she turned down a 6 year old make-a-wish kid with leukemia twice? ayy

i probably would too. sounds depressing.

She was raped repeatedly by her father when she was growing up.

>she's an insatiable sex demon

>(She) came to America when she was 7. Her father was a movie producer who had brought the family here from Italy. They attended the best schools and lived in increasingly beautiful homes. But (her) father was difficult. He collected guns and used them to intimidate the children and their mother. When she was 12, her father decided her nanny wasn't needed anymore. He began to enter her room at night and that was the end of her childhood. By age 13, he was regularly raping her at least three times a week.

>(Her) life became a mixture of shame and fear. . . . Her father told her they had been lovers in a previous life and that he was preparing her so that when she had a boyfriend or husband she would know what to do. But there were no boyfriends. (She) was never allowed to date. She was allowed no activities outside the home. She had become her father's captive. She knew that if she did not leave the house now, she would be there forever. She packed her bags and told her father she was moving out. He called her a slut and a bitch. And he looked at her and said, "Take that whore of a sister with you."

>When she summoned the courage to tell, she found solace at Stuart House, a small, beautifully appointed building near the hospital that was a dream of Abarbanel and Aileen Adams, the treatment center's legal counsel. Stuart House, which opened in 1988, provides free legal, medical and social services under one roof for sexually abused children. The young woman did not have to tell her story untold times on separate visits to police, prosecutors, social workers and therapists.

>Stuart House professionals filled the courtroom in 1991 when her father, Alexander DeBenedetti, pleaded guilty to two counts of raping a minor and was sentenced to 14 years in prison. "For that support," said the young woman, now 24, "I love them."

theres no basis for this

You are going to be my wife's son in a matter of month's. How will it feel to be a living meme?

Wrong.

I'm pretty sure raping a minor is illegal bro

nvm didnt see her fathers name listed cause i skimmed

please turn down the definition on that photo

she looks like such a fake joyless drunk. the kind that goes to bars to try to pick up on young men, but starts ranting at them about how much of a bastard they are, little dicks, and then gets picked up and wakes up in the drunk tank covered in her own piss and vomit.

and she cant cook to save her liver spotted life.
>i want to live between her thighs.
>she will never be your Mrs. Robinson
KILL ME NOW, SPARE ME THE SUFFERING.

Met John Besh, pretty bro-tier guy and his eyes are dreamy.

>of coke, yet she's still plump

I wonder if she works her milk into recipes.

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Chef John of course

Jackie.

Pathetic.

Who's yours, big shot?

MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY

>Dat gum to tooth ratio

Nope

PAN

FULL OF LIQUID NITROGEN

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>gum to tooth ratio
>nope
MmmmmK buddy.

its actually a re-do of a joke from Fraisier

She comes off as a drunk, rich, cunt, but came here to post her.

I wonder if she's ever taken a creampie in her asshole if you catch my drift

>came here to post x
You have to go back.

I dont think i understand

>swn lure you in with fresh baked treats and molest you

save a bullet for me bro. I WANT OUT OF THIS HELLISH WORLD.

>tfw she will never sit on your face
>tfw you will never motorboat her tits
>tfw she will never be your friend's mother who takes advantage of you when you're a horny teen

Why live?

Fuck, imagine that face looking upwards towards you while she's sucking your cock.

No bum tho. Nature grants women either tits or ass, rarely both.

>wouldstillbang/10

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easy peasy

god i hate giada's cooking show she pisses me off

i would hate fuck her

>google image search her
>suggested refined search is "teeth"

MOMMA

fuck you

youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

Marco Pierre White

This motherfucker

>Mootz-eye-rail-ah

I fucking hate that bitch.

THE BEST.

I don't even want to know how many loads I've blasted during her show.

patrician taste dubs confirm.

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mommy pls

So she's every woman ever?

WTF I'm gay now.

You were a faggot before.

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Moar Giada