FOOD THAT GENUINELY LOOKS FUCKING DELICIOUS

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Her hairs in the pizza!
>REEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Booze ain't food

fun fact: she's one of the stars on Birdemic and she gets half naked in it

fun fact: this is the first time anyone has ever referred to the cast of Birdemic as 'stars'

good lord her imdb is a trainwreck of terrible B movies

What do you mean "booze ain't good?" I'd rather chop off my own ding dong than admit that.

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>not considering Birdemic to be anything else but a fucking masterpiece

ha

pleb

>No beautiful pizza woman in my life

I need end it all already ;___;

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Pad see mao mmmmmm

>pizza bukake
thisismynewfetish.jpg

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She looks like she's about to slide off her seat.

WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE THAT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR'S AND SWALLOWING SO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON'T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! :)

you had one quotation to quote, and ya blew it.

It all looks pretty meh tier to me :|

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I miss when loudposters didn't post like they were typing in all caps.

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>Tomato soup levels of fucking sauce on the pizza

Get this garbage out of here I've seen frozen Tombstone pizzas that look more appetizing.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

prove it

Da burs

Al pastor is fucking life

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Ouch you really messed up there boi didnt yah?

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Fuck yes. Southern California reporting in.

Contributing.

l-lewd

same here buddy

What's her name? Any nudes? Where does she live? I want to rape and kill her

>not completely naked
>implying anyone cares

with dried cranberries and rosemary and walnuts, and using camembert not brie, this shit is bananas

Now THIS is a quality post.

One for the carnivores.

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You're either dyslexic, drunk or both.

Good job ya dusty drunk.

I would dive into that with my hands bound.
Btw thanks for breaking my no-fap

>the whole fucking brisket

yes my man

u trying to turn me into an animal?... u savage...SCIENCE!! ...SCIIENNNCCEE!! helllpp!..i dune wana b an animal >:(
>pic related
i speak whale

It's really lean.

Nobody here with a sweet tooth is there?

loli haet pizza

Fuck, I used to read cracked everyday 2010-2013. I loved seanbaby, think I stopped reading when he stopped posting regularly.

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Yes - but the crumb on that cake looks off, to me.

>Bottom of cup touches cheese

Around that time was when cracked took a retarded nosedive, you are not missing anything anymore unless you want to read about "10 ways transgenered otherkin are STILL abused in [current year] that you didnt know about"

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Yeah, those articles were starting to pop up when I left.

this is what happens when you hire women and mentally unstable weirdoes for diversity reasons. Maybe the site was falling apart because the original funny writers left first, but direction that site went was an embarrassment.

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I am dying. This is my deathbed

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mcdonalds is 100% disgusting. fuck off.

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I'd post a pic of the italian hoagie I had yesterday, but I took it on my iphone and I'm not a great picture taker.

Someone post a picture of an hoagie pls

hnnngh those 'stor 'cos

here you go retard

Not usually a dessert man but this pic made my mouth water.

Oh god, I did a college program in Southern Mexico a few years back and had these every fucking day I was down there. There was a family restaurant not far away from where I was staying, and I remember watching the big cleavage of arm fat wiggle over the elbow of the older woman who worked there as she sliced that trompo. She was my queen.

You okay user?

Don't die.

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>tfw only half way to weight loss goal minimum mark

why the fuck can't I just go to bed and not sit on this board high as a kite drinking green tea

Fuck yeah. Looks good.

When I found this out, I found her less appealing.

I liked it better when I thought she was a hot girl who was just genuinely lusting for that pizza. But now that I know that she's a "star" doing what it takes to make it in "Hollywood", I just instantly assumed that she was just posing for the most dank memerific picture to spread across the interwebs.

I LOVED her, man!

true story: I was in love with this girl until I saw this follow on photo and it ruined it for me entirely

>tl;dr let a perfect fantasy remain frozen in time.
>this is the nature of art

>caring this much about a generic looking chick who you've only seen grainy thumbnails of
It's posts like these that make me feel better about my life

best snacks for any kind of occasion

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>i aM LITERALLY DYING!!! XDDDD

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS! LOX!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS LOX.
IT IS CALLED LAX YOU CUNTS

>creampie_pink_innie_round_bun.jpg

The burgers do this to every language they come into contact with. Look what they did to english!

if it has calories in it then it's food
t. alcohol enthusiast*

TREE FIDDY INNIT TWEE OCWOCK

fucking britfucks can't even speak their own corntooth language

>paint a masterpiece
>american thinks you've done it wrong and starts painting over it
>thinks his "improvement" is objectively correct
Philistines.

i'm dieting too. Low carb. Mesmerizing myself with pictures of spaghetti.

this is true