Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, Veeky Forums

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, Veeky Forums.

#WithoutMyMorningCoffee

#Morningsareforcoffeeandcontemplation

#StrangerThingsS2

WEEEEEEEWEWE WWWWEWwewweEWE

teehee! DAE evil MONSTER w/o coffee???? hehehe don't talk to me before I've had my coffee or I'M VERY MEAN AND WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT xD xD xD

You get desigbed to be the admin of a inter systems voyage at sublight speeds. You are a Dragonaite and can easily live more than 3 centuries. So what would you do...?

*grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!

#WithoutMyStiffSniff I'm reprehensible without my cocaine.

#WithoutMyParents I was abandoned as a puppy who was saved by Muriel, who lives with her husband Eustace Bag

#WithoutDailyMemes I am nothing

>tfw just had 16oz mug of french pressed fair trade arabica blend coffee and ready for my day

i am addicted to a drug and am an asshole without it and i brag about it

>fair trade

into the trash it goes

What does the hand sign that he's doing mean?

It's Italian for "perfecto"

SHUT UP YOU FOUR EYED FRECKLE FACED HIPSTER FRUIT!

It means "prepare to die" in most of the world

it means something is perfect

it means you're about to get punched

>Wake up, feel refreshed, dont drink coffe, get through day just fine
>Wake up drink a few cups of coffe, crash hard after noon without a couple more cups, feel like shit all day
This stuff really is the liquid jew.

>anti-Semitism

...

Jew detected

>Wake up
>Smoke a bowl
>Pour a black russian
>Pop some XR amphetamines
Coffee is for weenies

kike, you are a puppeteer but you will soon be hung by the very puppet strings your filthy kind manipulate.

Fap vigorously.

Based Varg
Make more black metal please

DUDE

WEED

These people are not humans. They are a golden retriever-sheep hybrid inbred for centuries

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