Girlfriend allergic to chocolate

She's allergic to the nickel content and our anniversary is coming up. What are some good chocolate substitutes that I can produce or buy?

Carob powder

Doesnt that have nickel?

Nitrogylicerin

Magnets.

White Chocolate

Chocolate flavored condoms

>substitutes that I can produce
PUMP HER FULL OF CUM

do not lewd on my girlfriend

It's in all foods...

Is she cute tho?

>What are some good chocolate substitutes that I can produce or buy?
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>Girlfriend allergic to chocolate
Time to dump her and get a better woman, one that isn't allergic to anything

why not, m8? the more betas slobbering, the alpha-er you are, provided they don't get any

you can get regular chocolate

just only get 4 cents worth at a time

surprised this wasn't mentioned yet but Nutella is actually amazing as a substitute for choclate

have you thought about asking her what kind of treat foods she likes

this; you fucking mongo.

Hit her with a bad of nickels, aversion therapy or some shit.

>allergic to chocolate
Lmaoing @ her LIFE

Tyrone

imitation chocolate