These are surprisingly fucking good. "Activated" is a stupid fucking word for it, but they're pretty much just waterlogged almonds. You take a jar of almonds, pour in water, and leave it overnight or over 24 hours. When you return to them, they're basically almonds with a different texture and more water, pretty fucking good. I don't know much about the supposed health benefits, nor do I care, they're just tasty. Something about enzymes or whatever? Sounds like pretentious bullshit to me.
>Pete Evans In March 2015, Pete had the release date of his Paleo kids cookbook (Bubba Yum Yum: The Paleo Way kids cookbook) pushed back after health experts warned of the serious health dangers the book contained. Pete claimed his book was “a treasure trove of nutritional information and nourishing Paleo recipes that are guaranteed to put you and your little one on the path to optimum health”. Evans showed parents how to make a DIY bone broth baby formula, which included ingredients like chicken liver, oils and a probiotic supplement.
Ryan Harris
Sounds pretty based. At least it's not like that poor vegan doggo.
Camden Cook
>Vegan doggo
Jesus Christ, post it, aren't doggers strictly carnivores? A vegan dog is like force feeding paper and shit to a human.
Is the pupper okay now at least?
Evan Davis
>u raff u ruse thread xD Keep this garbage in /b/.
Jacob Lee
Cats are strictly carnivorous. Doggers lean more toward carnivorous, but enjoy a more well rounded diet now and again. Still, any piece of shit that would try to force their hipster lifestyle on an animal should be launched into the fucking sun.
Brayden Turner
This isn't it but look at this hungry pup.
Thomas Price
I wonder what these people would do if you asked them if they gave their dog a choice. Hell I just want to see a "vegan" dog be presented with a chicken breast, and whatever vegan dog food is made from.
Watch that poor thing rip the shit out of that chicken.
Henry Jenkins
I'm not sure. I wouldn't be surprised if they also fed it doggy estrogen so he could become the doggy trigendered demisexual it always dreamt of being.
Carter Davis
I like mcchickens. I honestly think they're the best fast food sandwich, at least for the price. The next would probably be Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich bit those cost way more.
Leo Adams
>#triggered
Adrian Morris
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Dominic Peterson
"Sprouted" would be a more appropriate word. Honestly, that whole picture is pretty fucking dumb because it all hinges on big scary words people don't know, and not knowing how commas work. >HURR A HOMEMADE COCONUT!!! Homemade refers to the fucking muffin, this will never not make me furious.
Bentley Green
IF HE JUST SAID SOAKED ALMONDS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON THIS WOULDNT HAVE BECOME A MEME FFS
Xavier Thomas
"Maggie Menu
On the menu for Maggie tonight is puréed sweet potato, puréed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!"
Exactly, he could have said home grown or some shit, not like some weird cult slang bs like a fucking weirdo
Hunter Powell
No, not home grown, because it probably wasn't home grown coconut, it was clearly one of several ingredients for a muffin.
None of this makes him any less of a pretentious faggot, but the confusion is irritating.
Levi Ramirez
Holy shit, that's the most depressed looking dog I've seen since those sad animal charity commercials with Sarah McLaughlin. Fucking vegans.
Levi Rivera
That poor doggo :( I'd buy him some delicious steaks just to see his tail wag once.
Jose Smith
*her Gotta watch those pronouns.
Wyatt Foster
>Does she look excited?
My fucking heart man, that poor poor doggo.
Dogs don't want pureed anything, they want to rip meat from bones. Fuck these people and fuck vegans.
Hudson Hall
it's funny you dumb faggot, most of the people laughing at the homemade coconut thing knew he was referring to the muffin and didn't acknowledge it because it makes for better banter.
christ when you make these kinds of corrections to people's jokes you just out yourself as an autist. stop
Christopher Rogers
*it
Jayden Nelson
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Evan Myers
*xhe
Sebastian Thomas
it's not ironic and it's not shiposting.
GET AN INDEPENDENT BRAIN YOU HUSK
Wyatt Fisher
"Maggie" is only five years old. A dog should not look that haggard and hoary at only five years.
Brody Hernandez
Vegans are literally mentally ill.
Levi Thomas
>nutritionists and dieticians warn people that the diet will lead to severe malnutrition in children during the point in their lives where their brains and bodies are forming, leading to potential long term health risks But hey at least he eats meat, and that makes him not as bad as a person who feeds their dog poorly amirite? I get disliking preachy vegans but this is another fucking level.
Sebastian Mitchell
meme??>?/
Colton Brown
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Wyatt Reed
*Ze
Watch your priveledge
Charles Cox
I thought dogs were obligate carnivores
Nathaniel Lewis
holy shit isn't she the one that eats like 14 pounds of lettuce a day along with a bunch of banana peels?
Ethan Lewis
>Just screaming every time
Angel Ortiz
There's some plant based foods they can eat with ease. They just can't subside on it alone.
William Howard
subsist
Zachary Nguyen
I could gladly live off of sausages and Milkybars if it wouldn't kill me.
Samuel Gomez
I'm pretty sure this is the guy who wrote some fucking hysterical reviews for the shittiest Sims expansions for PC Gamer.
Aaron Green
Wouldn't soaking almonds get rid of all that precious salt that's on them?
I hope that it fucking dies a horrible, disgusting death, one that involves it brutally tortured and subjected to the worst mental traumas before being shot in the head like the fucking shitstain it is.
The owner I mean. I hope the dogger is in a better place now.
Carson Gray
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Liam Morris
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Ayden Harris
Holy shit
Thomas Gray
this will always be my favorite.
Nicholas Johnson
How does somebody even manage to be this stupid
Isaac Smith
what the fuck
Luis Powell
My dad did that on Christmas this year
Cooper Johnson
haha i hope your not your mom's husband's son
Logan Lee
Veeky Forums has plenty of idiots, take everything you hear with a grain of salt
Ryan Johnson
Someone post that Korean done thing that turns out to be pizza or something.
Tyler Wright
holy fuck do you have any more of these
I had no idea that a board could be so unknowledgeable about its subject
that was a lie
Aaron Bennett
at least when you've eaten paper your shits itself clean in the end
Jeremiah Adams
Sorry, no, it is a working project
I do have more dumb posts tho i think you might like
Jaxson Wright
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Charles Cooper
this is my fav
Brody Perry
Anyone have the subway footfag screencap from a couple months ago?
Ayden Bell
DID YOU JUST ASSUME ITS SPECIES YOU SHITLORD?!
Justin Thomas
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Xavier Cruz
oh my fuck
Liam Perry
I see you are using a stale joke
pls refrain from that in the future
Lucas Lopez
contributing
Ayden Smith
I would literally give up my next year's worth of wages for video footage of the look on his face and the first words to come out of his mouth when he saw what happened.
Andrew Davis
Sprouted almonds are delicious. Enjoy, OP
Zachary Perez
Holy shit that perfect circle in the ceiling
Dylan Edwards
>yard of feta Killing me for years
Samuel Wood
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Blake Ross
Link? Sounds like a good read.
Juan Stewart
trumpfamilydinner.jpg
Jonathan Johnson
truf
Henry Foster
U suk cox.
Aaron Stewart
ive unironically had that, it was pretty good.
Brandon Lopez
why would that be bad? it's just a play on generic cylindrically shaped vegetable with cheese and bacon
Chase Bennett
I dont get it
Jacob Brown
>eating that >the ham falls off
Alexander Fisher
Being at my sisters house for thanksgiving was fun. We tried to make her dog eat vegetables by stuffing green beans full of cooked turkey liver. Little shit ate around the bean to get to the liver.
Jayden Richardson
>Evans is also opposed to fluoridation of drinking water, believing it to be a Government covert mind-control tactic and has stated that he believes sunscreen to be poisonous and made out of snakes.
Liam Flores
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Jacob Cruz
>dance cuck ha.
Jonathan Foster
holy fuck I want more of his reviews
Daniel Nelson
dank a f
Kevin Torres
For some reason, my dog loves mushrooms. Like he gets excited whenever we're making meat, but he fucking VIBRATES with excitement when the mushrooms come out. We usually give him a few pieces, is that bad?
Brandon Peterson
I don't know about mushrooms specifically, but I think it's perfectly normal when dogs also like non-meat stuff. Just dont give them chocolate or things with too much spice. Our dog always got leftover noodles if we had some, but with a bit of dogfood as sauce.
And she loved all kinds of random stuff. >raw zucchini >pickled olives with loads of garlic >all kinds of cheese >yoghurt (she loved "cleaning" the cups before we threw them out) >lentils (bad idea. dogfarts are worst farts) >ice cream (she didn't understand why she was cold from the inside, but kept eating) >all kinds of fruit >sweets
Christian White
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Nathan Torres
The best activated almond tip i have is to use a tight fitting lid, One time I use a loose lid and I'm still finding the fucking things around my house to this day
Austin Thomas
9/4 spoon
Mason Martin
bit too edgy
Brandon Wood
garlic is legit poisonous for dogs if they eat enough
just saying
Joshua Stewart
>making soup one time and talking to a friend through skype >well, it was ramen but whatever >accidentally cut way too much carrot (an entire carrot for a single bowl), send a picture >Friend keks >cut some onions and add some spice, come up with a plan >send him a picture of the brown sugar and act as if I'm going to add it >then I go for the sprinkles >and tartar powder >friend is screaming for me to stop I didn't add them but the carroty soup was pretty good
Blake King
>bone broth christ, i hate this. it's STOCK you idiots, just call it stock!
Nicholas Fisher
One of my dogs is like this too. She will eat literally anything remotely edible. I say "eat" but what I mean is "inhale"
She ate an entire giant carrot once and she'll eat any fruit or veggie. She also ate a bag of sprinkles over the holidays. Used to eat my underwear.
Both the dogs are on a raw diet and get a nice portion of raw chicken/turkey necks and ground meat twice daily. One is 11 and the raw food really improved his health, has a nice shiny coat etc. However for the two year old food vacuum it's never enough.
