Menu has foods I've never heard of

>menu has foods I've never heard of

>restaurant's style is fusion

>you cook and assemble the food yourself at the table

>non-chain ethnic restaurant I've never been to
>lots of foods I've never heard of, can't pronounce most of them, order something interesting, probably butcher it
>give an honest try at eating with the chopsticks before switching to regular silverware
>probably eat things incorrectly
>staff humors me, is friendly and helpful, we all laugh
>tip 25%
>will definitely come back again, probably bring friends or even my family
>mfw

>I laugh
>They all laugh
>The dog laughs
And I die a little inside.

>go to restaurant
>Waitress never acknowledges me
>I sit there for twenty minutes, not wanting to capitulate and ask her to bring me a menu because I shouldn't have to
>repeat this process every weekend, it always goes the same, with me departing after losing my nerve to still sit there and wait for service
>Eventually I start bringing a book to read
>Then I just give up altogether

>the toaster laughs
>I shoot the toaster

so you've been to a burger place?

Some Korean place down the street. In a strip mall with an Asian market, nail salon, some other stuff.

>menu has items with the phrase "old fashioned"

>a food place in a mall is a restaurant
I don't think so

Strip mall is not a mall user. Strip mall is a string of stores or restrusnts in a connected building. But the buildings aren't connected.

Do you not have any idea wha a strip mall is? Jesus.

It's okay, they're clearly not American.
I'm sure it's a weird concept to Europeans.

>in a connected building. But the buildings aren't connected.

Strip malls are a symptom of American urban sprawl, like teeth and hair growing inside of a tumor.

First world countries don't have them.

So it's like a giant hangar with smaller buildings inside? Interesting.

More like a giant parking lot with a strip of small buildings huddled together on one end.

I don't see any hangar, this is false advertisement.

Hmm. I've seen that before. Alberta. But where precisely?

>OP's post has a picture of worst girl from Neon Genesis Evangelion

>people who don't like Asuka actually exist and probably have super black hearts

>it's a reifag shits up yet another thread episode
not going to give him the (You) he's not worth it

>"World Famous"

>strip mall

I always assumed that they were similar to the red light district in Amsterdam, or the reeperbahn in Germany.

bumperino

you have to go up to the counter to order at mcdonalds, there are no waitresses.

>friend takes us to armenian place
>orders wierd food we never heard about
>we ask for the same thing
>before waitress leaves he tells her wait i changed my mind, i want steak
>waitress comes with 3 dishes of chicken with cream and a side of wierd orange pasta and one steak
>the chicken was fucking delicious

>Our choice

that's quite allright with me honestly

Is that Brutus?

They are in pretty much every town with a walmart or canadian tire

>chinese food menu
>i don't even know what half of the shit is

if you live in the US, this is literally about 90% of the landscape

> I pull out a laptop and start using the free wifi

moot's gone, you're allowed to say this

>menu doesn't have pictures of the food.

>I'm an illiterate three year old so I need a picture book to help me understand all the big words

but that pizza is already cooked and assembled

I've known two people who like Asuka. One's the biggest cunt I've ever known, and the other's my sweet, loving girlfriend.

Reifags are all over the place.

>menu has Portuguese
>I speak French, English and Spanish

Hey fuck I'm leaving, we're not having any fun with this menu. Good god.

Sir this menu has port wine and bacalao

LEAVE GET OUT

>menu says things like 5.5 instead of $5.50

Literally who?

It's fucking retarded.

>they think they can get the street [rices when I get a top tier breaded beef

M8 I will figure it out. I'll just look for the most tanned beach body and speak some portugese for a sandwich in Brazil.

to add, co-co's are cunts
we know who they are

Basically Brazil beach bums

Ahaha I love when friendly restaurant staff enhances your dining experience.

Sometimes at McDonald's I ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.