Just made the worst fried egg ever

Just made the worst fried egg ever

AMA

doesnt look that bad desu

how did you get it so frothy

idk i cracked the egg, looked away for like one second, and then it was like this

That's not an opinion. That's a fact.

Did you put any oil on the pan beforehand?
How ridiculously hot was that pan?

I put on oil, fried 4 pork chops, then put the egg in cause i assumed there would be enough oil left over for it to be fine

it was at a 7 out of a possible 10

how do you feel about the mcchicken?

Cook eggs on medium-low, kid.

Pfft. Low heat. Use butter. Add salt to the white. Wait untill the white is cooked and then turn off the heat. Let the residual heat from the pan cook the yolk.

what will you do different next time?

probably not make eggs desu

>he doesn't think muslims, mexicans and niggers are sub-human

Even making fried eggs look bad, takes some skill.
Op, almost there.

Or just follow my instructions. It's a fried egg, you're not making ice cream with liquid nitrogen ffs

were you aiming for sunny side up?
if so u gotta steam it with a splash of water and a lid(or a plate if you lost the lid).

Was waiting for this post

You didn't even break the yolk.

Try harder next time.

nice try nigger

>not frying your eggs with a billion kelvin flame in olive oil or bacon grease to get it crispy as fuck
Might as well eat fresh fucking placenta--same rubbery mouthfeel.

You don't know crispy until you've deep-fried an egg.
Just crack an egg straight into a deep fryer. Dead serious. Use a ladle if you're a pussy.

For some real 12/10 shit poach eggs to medium doneness, roll in breadcrumbs, and then deep-fry.

I learnt how to fry eggs well thanks to Veeky Forums.
Thanks guys.