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The Gain Knight edition

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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)

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For someone who never dabbled into option in his life

Buying puts on UVXY would make sense wouldn't it ?

What would be a good put to buy ? (date, strike price, premium)

Any crazy pumps going on right now? Like real meme shit

DOW 10k EOY 2020

How do I short it.

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How much are you willing to bet Trump pussies out at the last second?

ya probobly aapl rarely dips like this 3 days in a row (tomorrow being day number 3)

>buy my bags and get a pic of my bags

I am referring to UVXY
Now it is high because of trade tariff meme

But it is gonna drop sometimes for the next, say, 15 days

What would be a sensible put to buy for UVXY ?

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I'd buy a put on it

Should I go in on this?

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Just do a bear call credit spread on the UVXY for like 4/20.

w-e're back!

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What would be the sensible date/strike price/premium in your opinion ?

Ask and yee shall receive. 2/?

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I honestly don't know. I've just been fucking around with puts and calls recently myself. I don't want you to lose money on my account


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I just got back from my doctors, he asked me.. hows the stock market doing??

i said uugghh and he just grinned and looked at his chart.

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I've been telling niggas to short the DOW and will continue to do so until they get it.

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Trump is starting a trade war with china

the crash.

AKER Biosciences... bout to pop?


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ehhh i dont trust bpmx very much. i reccomend AKER

Thx for your concern

I know where I am and I won't hold a grudge against people posting in a senegalese manioc farming board

>I was the doctor performing your rectal touch

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get the fuck out thot, we're trying to lose money with undivided attention


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>these wounds will not heal starts playing

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Trump is wrecking the global economy

nah go in on AKER

Is it still worth buying BPMX?

I will look into it on Investopedia

So, the lower strike price should today's price ?

>Trump is wrecking the global economy

there's only one economy Trump is wrecking.

bpmx? buy AKER


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Let me look at the chain.

Nevermind, I can't find one I would sell.


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whatever bro, we were going over my test results and apparently i'm not gay.. what a relief, while i was waiting for the test results i was thinking, wow, if i'm gay, this is going to be a hard one to swallow and possibly a pain in the ass

lol ok

Reminder to ignore the Trump Fud and buy the dip

Is going all in $NOC a good idea

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>buying the dip
>not selling the dip for more money to buy the bottom.

Buy UVXY before Trump signs the tariffs today?

Any bets on DOW close?

Im thinking at least -700

As usual, it's a good day to be hodling AMRS.

i really wish someone would have taught me that early on.. seriously could've saved me a lot of time, money and would have far less stress in my earlier trading days

amrs is gonna hit $7 today

Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I'm having lemon and herb shrimp with couscous and veggies and I'm having a sideways day. LBCC is reaching my buy in point for a swing but news that blockchain servers got kiddie porn on them might be killing that quite quickly. Might have to find a new predictable stock to swing.

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r8 my memelines

i think this is a bounce for QQQ right now then back down again after getting up to around 168

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Look healthier than usual

Black coffee and peanuts. Up 300% on UVXY calls, but it could evaporate any time now.


We need to get back to 2700 eod for my psychological health. Trump better be trolling this time and not for real.

Why don't you close it ?

Are ya winning dad?

It's a bloodbath but I still got my STM at +5% Bought some SU on discount. Now going to take the train home.

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i fucking told you guys

i was literally typing in ALL CAPS after the fed meeting telling you that the bounce was the wrong move and that you need to sell everything

you didnt listen

>this bounce

The flickering light in the dark. Please God, one time.

I could be up 500%.

That was some impressive VIX dip

And there is goes. That was a fun ride.

That looks really good actually.

West coast fag here. I'm still finishing my coffee.

>they didnt buy the dip
top rape

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It was either this or sausage and mushroom pasta with a wheat bread stick. The weather is really nice up here today so I felt like shrimp.

well you missed it

i have to congratulate myself, sorry guys

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>they stopped out at the intraday low

I have the heart and commitment to this game to double down and fade when the market is wrong.

>tfw watchlist is green and account remains poor forever.

The U.S. and the "dream" has failed me so I spit at this nation.

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Are Trump's trade cock block conditions published somewhere ? Or are they only to be revealed now ?

I always look forward to your posts, bud.

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he essentially wants to defend US intellectual property rights, which China demands when firms try to gain access to their market

>The USTR has argued that China uses a range of practices to force companies to transfer IP, and Chinese entities engage in widespread theft of U.S. trade secrets, as it seeks to become a leader in advanced manufacturing and artificial intelligence. U.S. businesses in China have long complained about being forced to hand over technology as the price of gaining access to the market.

>trump fudder and Dow shorter is poor

what a shock

Set the bull trap and continue to dump eeiit at 12:35.

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You don't get rich shorting the Dow, you get lucky.

Everything is red. Fuck me.

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The exact terms have not been released

And as for shoes and clothe, China has already relocated a good chunk of their sweatshops.

Thanks user! I just like letting people take a midday break and kinda step back and reflect on the events of the first few hours of the day.

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if you read the article, near the top, and anonymous source does explain some of the terms, nobody knows for sure until he talks btw

I read it
The terms are still very vague

Same, it's /comfy/ posting

Buy UVXY now???????????

why dont you put money in your fucking account and stop whining about politicians ruining your investments? the market doesnt do what you want to. learn to fucking trade and take responsibility for your fucking positions. you should have sold off some stuff while things were running high and we were going into a FED week. bagholder and i were calling this on thursday. and every thread since has been full of good ideas to hedge yourself for the things that have happened so far. the blame is on you.

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This fucking market.

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It's time

healthy looking meal im always jealous of your food desu

Are sequential manual gearboxes really unreliable? I really want an M6 but the 6 speed is really rare.

Not gonna lie that looks delicious

Is this the beginning of a crash or just another dip? 3/4s of my money is in fiat so I'm ready to buy but I don't want get bancor'd.

based lunchtime bro

My guess a dip, the crash will come if China's retaliation is severe enough or when the loan bubbles burst.

I’m up 15% today and we haven’t come back from the lunch time sell off. Git gud.

what do you think? im saying back up to 168, then down again. we social media bubble now

Post proof

Looks like another dip :/

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dipped a little since my post

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