Decide to stop drinking so much Coca Cola

>decide to stop drinking so much Coca Cola
>start buying aloe vera drinks every week
>go to store because I am out of my drinks
>see they are out of my brand so I buy some other one that looks good
>take one out of my fridge the next day and take a big ol' swig of that liquid health
>just about start puking on the spot

This shit is the sweetest thing I have ever tasted. I could smell the hfcs on my lips for like an hour. It was literally like liquefied cotton candy. I figured it out and it has more sugar than a regular Coke.

Why the hell would anyone buy that...Holy Shit!??!

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You could just drink water and not have any of these problems

>drinking the fluorinated jew
no thanks

This is what I've been trying to explain to my fat dad

He stopped drinking soda but started up on that shit, he wont listen when i tell him that shit is probably worse for him

>if I pretend I hate sugar people won't suspect I'm fat
Fattie. Asians aren't taking huge gulps of that shit, if you read the labels on the bigger bottles there's 9 servings in there.

There are two servings in that bottle and I usually nurse one for several hours while I'm at work.

Also, go fuck yourself.

>drinking the carbonated/sweetened jew that was made with the fluorinated jew

>put a litteral "healthy" meme plant in a drink
>sir, it takes like shit
> I know I'll just put a fuckton of sugar in it and people will like it and buy more

if you don't trust tap water, buy bottled water, if you trust neither and want something tasty, buy fruit juices (no added sugar), you fat fuck

>selling a literally carcinogen as a health drink
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloe_vera#Toxicity

>be me
>be tall as fuck
>need to drink a fuckload of water every day
>drinking soda kills me because I can drink 2-3 cans easily
normally I'd go through 3-4 liters of water in a few hours just playing video games

>chemicals known to the state to cause cancer or reproductive toxicity
fucking california

>3-4 liters of water in a few hours
Youre lying

I might be exaggerating a bit
it was back in the summer and every hour or so I'd have to swap bottles from the fridge, I never really counted

Needing to drink a lot of water is a potential sign for diabetes.

it isn't exactly a lot of water

Wrong the pepsi plant by me has there own private well separate from the city water.
T.pepsi employee

Dude, you have diabetes.

I've checked
I don't

Doesn't aloe vera make you shit a lot?

You know most aloe drinks are just as bad as soda.

>on bigger bottles
Aw, fattie can't read either. How cute.

I'm saving this thread from page 10.

You can thank me later ;v)

They sell Aloe water that is in tetrapack containers with almost no sugar and is straight aloe and water. Sorry you are too stupid to look harder in the isle.

the fuck?

i'm not even tall and can easily do a litre an hour

Just buy fucking seltzer water what the fuck

Why would you buy this new meme when seltzer water has been around for fucking ages and does what Aloe drinks attempt to do - only 10x better?

Just go buy some La Croix or Polar water ffs

>give up cola
>drink something equally as bad

Superior brand, coming through

>not filtering your water
faggot

>decide to give up on cola and light cola aswell
>buy "healthy fitness drink"
>it has more sugar then cola light
>mfw

Is water the only drink you can have that helps losing weight?

filtering doesn't remove fluoride you retard.

This.

Zerowater does you filthy kike. It even shows up on the tester

more or less.

quit being a fat fucking baby and drink water like a normal person.

>inb4 "muh flavor"

not everything has to be flavored like candy or milkshakes you fucking pig.

you swallow more fluoride by accident brushing your teeth than you do in months of drinking tap water

those cu/ck/s probably use fluoride free

Not if you avoid the Jew brands

>fluoride free toothpaste
I hope you avoid the sugary Jew as well because that'll do jack shit to protect your teeth

Are you on the toliet writing this because this is the only thing I can think you're doing right now from drinking a fuckton of aloe vera.

Very true, gotta have that fluoride!

soda is made with distilled water. that shit actually leeches minerals and shit out of your bones (since distillation removes otherwise mineral rich water).

This

still is 30 grams of sugar

Hot tea can aide in losing weight, not much though.If you want to sweeten it add a little bit of honey. Also loose leaf tea is far superior to bagged tea.

>MUUUUH PREWSIOUS BODILY FLOOOIDS

Hope you're enjoying the dentist bill.