Who here /lab technician/?

is it like a biomedicinsk analytiker? (sweden here)

Are techs basically assistants?

Yeah, they are also called technical assistant I think.
They are called Laborant in Germany and in Denmark

Training to be a medical lab tech here. In just the first semester, half of the class has failed any sort of examination we've had. If last year's numbers are right, this program has a 75% drop rate.

In my program there's a distinction between technologist and assistant. Assistants basically do all the grunt work like prepping tests and collecting patient samples, where technologists actually carry out the tests and flag anything that looks abnormal. I was never really into research in my undergrad so i'm fine with a job like this. Plus healthcare jobs in my country are generally well paid so I'll be able to live comfortably.

Assistants are paid barely over minimum wage but also require only one year of training. The job is secure as fuck though.

Can I ask you which country are you user?