PAN NICE AND HOT

PAN NICE AND HOT

>not cast iron
It's shit, I'm a michelin chef and I do everything with cast iron, even boil water

OLIVE OIL

ONIONS

>maximum butthurt

No you aren't and no you don't you fuckin meme

*brings hands in toward chest*
*hops*

THREAD

NICE AND OVER

SALT AND PEPPER

>PAN NICE AND HOT
and now put your cock in it

GARLIC

KNOB OF BUTTER

IN ... THE ARSE

CREME FRAICHE

Bull.

Prepped.

LAY THE MEAT AWAY FROM YOU

OP is stupid
more stupid than the pan's handle

>Michelin Chef
>Posts on an Australian Ice Hockey forum

No way bro

>"I once did a two week unpaid stage at a restaurant that had a michelin star last year but that was awarded long after the original exec and his core team has left and been replaced with a cut-pice kitchen line to reduce costs after the awards had been won, so everything I learnt for my efforts was from the budget replacement version of the kitchen that once upon a time was michelin starred"

FTFY

REALLY NICE SORT OF COLOR

MEAT

FUCKING RAW

[slaps hands]

NICE

LET THE KNIFE

DO THE WORK

LEAVE IT ALONE TO COOK.

[yields applications in the kitchen]

SEASON BEAUTIFULLY

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