Favorite dishes are all chicken

>favorite dishes are all chicken
>feel/consistency of raw chicken is so gross that it makes me not want to eat it after I cook it


It sucks, frozen chicken is shit.

Rinse it and pat dry.

Fry the chicken alive.

i like the feel of chicken, some time i rub it on my penis and balls because it feels good. i shower after of course

Salmonella dick

Get ready.

Gloves are your friend OP. Only way I can prepare chicken desu.

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Frozen is shit agreed. Theres no real way to get around the slimy texture though, gloves as suggested may help.

Fav dishes: Tikka Masala, Yellow Curry Chicken, BBQ chicken (not really a dish but yeah)

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Stop eating meat

Fin.

No.

I'd gobble

nice, is that spinach and feta?

Spinach, feta and mozzarella.

nice, rice looks good too. What's your secret? I wash mine and it always seems to still be a little too starchy/sticky for brown rice

Pilaf style.

3 cup chicken stock (seasoned with saffron)
1 cup rice

Saute onions with 1 tbsp butter, 1 tbsp olive oil until translucent. When done, mix and coat every grain of rice and put into a casserole dish. Bake covered with tin for 1 hour at 350F.

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Awesome, thanks for the thorough response.

Last question, what all did you add to the reduction?

looks delicious, would devour

Reduction was created by deglazing the chicken scraps in the pan with left over chicken stock that was created with the pilaf and butter. Added some italian seasoning and reduce until thick.

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Sweet, thanks for derailing this thread in best possible way.

That's what I'm here for.

god damn that looks good

Stop being fucking pathetic, pull yourself together and get on with it.