Why do people pretend to like liquid salmonella? It's fucking disgusting. Cook your eggs all the way through, retards

An egg is basically a couple tablespoons of liquid. I think a gentle boil or fry could cook them well enough. You don't need high heat for a thin little bit of eggy snot.

>Can't have any pink in the middle.
I think your aversion to pink goes beyond food you dumb hypochondriac, girl-brained cocksucker.

Salmonella in eggs is pretty much only on the shell, in US. At least that's what I tell myself when the yolk is runny

It is, the bacteria can't penetrate the shell.

You are honestly retarded if you believe any of the shit you say.

Salmonella in eggs isn't a problem in first world countries and third world countries other than the US. The US permits corporate egg producers to farm eggs in conditions that promote the growth of pathogens like salmonella. But thank god and Drumpf, we're not going to be tightening those regulations anytime soon.

Not him but ya, I automatically assume any dude who eats well done steak must be a cum guzzling bottom bitch.

You are beyond retarded if you can't thoroughly cook a steak medium done without over cooking it.

What's the matter? Did I touch a nerve, faggot? Hit too close to home?

>implying president Trump isn't god

Clearly you're also illiterate since user stated he doesn't like well done either.

clean yo eigs with soap
it's sterile inside

You come across as the whiniest of narcissistic teenagers. Please do us all a favor and eat rat poison.

And clearly you cannot cook, since he said he can't have any pink in the middle, which means well done. He can continue cooking it into a crusty piece of shit well beyond well done, but if there is no pink, it is well done. Fucking idiot...

Even brain-dead, illiterate illegals making $2.50 an hour under the table know how to cook a fucking steak without over/under cooking it. Lmao.

Sounds like you're the one who should eat rat poison, at least you don't have to cook it brainlet.

Which is why He chooses not to eat steak due to having standard and won't eat pink meat. All you're doing is bitching about something he's not doing and dragging out a useless argument like the child you are..

>Lmao.
underage ban

>samefagging about yourself in 3rd person to make it seem like someone agrees with you because you know you sound retarded
Toppest kek
Pic related, it's you

>can't cook something as basic as a steak
>calling other people underage
Wew

but he is underage.

>he
>11 poster IDs
Stop samefagging, it's sad.

Retard. read your post and then the posts you were responding to. Then tell me how you are making any sense.

You got me!

Faggot

I'm not the one samefagging in a desperate bid to not sound retarded.
You're underage as fuck if you can't cook.
>Lmao is a bad word
>I only use cool Veeky Forums buzzwords unlike those fucking normies!
Again, you are a faggot.

>phone
>using the basic Veeky Forums browser with spyware ads
And you're calling other people underage.

He didn't call anyone underage. I did. Stop being so fucking defensive.

>>Lmao is a bad word
>>I only use cool Veeky Forums buzzwords unlike those fucking normies!
>Again, you are a faggot.
How old are you? Honestly, i'm gonna go with 15.

I hope your entire family gets cancer in the pain center of their brains you retarded piece of shit. Nut up and kill yourself you'd be doing the world a favour.

I never called anyone underage. I only said he (or you) can't cook. Also I called you a faggot. You are a faggot who can't cook. I highly doubt you are underage tho. A virgin yes, obese yes, morbidly obese highly possible, but I don't think you are underage...

I'm a 29 year old electrical engineer. I bet you're about 17, at best.

Jesus christ dude get a therapist or some helium

Stop projecting and pick up a cookbook, brainlet.
I can't imagine all the fast food and frozen dinners you slam down your gullet since you would burn boiling water, you retarded, AIDS-ridden cuck. Go stick your head in an oven.

Yeah I bet you think about suicide all the time you retarded faggot. Go OD on your SSRIs.

>electrical engineer

You mean wire puller...

I mean I make 95k a year while you can't even manage to not fuck up a steak. KYS

Yup, once again you got me! Nothing screams "I don't know how to cook" like actually knowing what a well done steak is. I won't eat it, but I still know what it is. Fucking well done faggots...

>$95k a year

Congratulations, you make almost as much as my survey assistant with a high school degree.

If you've never had a juicy, well-done steak you are a flyover poorfag who can't cook to save his life or even afford to eat at a real steakhouse.

You are oddly specific leading me to believe youre going through something terrible right now.

Sincerely in as non-condescending way as possible, i wish you the best, get well soon.

>your survey assistant
Don't know why you need that at a gay gloryhole but sounds like he makes more than you. Deluded cockmongler.

Yes because only a top tier steak house knows how to ruin a steak while still managing to make it eatable. Rare for me thx

I sincerely hope your parents wrap their car around a concrete divider for raising such an impotent, insipid cuck of a child. You missed the mark you condescending faggot.

A U T I S M

What if I told you that by lowering your exposure to foodborne pathogens, you raise your risk of becoming ill from foodborne pathogens?

t. poorfag that can't afford to eat at a steakhouse that's not Lone Star
enjoy your prion disease you earned it

You have people that love, whether you know it or not. Remember that, always

And they love me as much as you love sucking dick. Thanks.

I love you.

Sounds like the wire puller is butthurt, because that's all you do, isn't it? Pull dead wires. i will admit, you do make a lot of money considering what a joke your job is. Still not as much as my assistant makes for hammering stakes and nails into the ground, but he also didn't have to get a degree for it...

love what?

A well done steak

Except it's a risk in the whole goddamn world except Japan.

I get you want to hate the US to be edgy and all, but please stop being so stupid.

You don't even really know what electrical engineering entails, sounds like you don't really work to begin with.

Do you give him part of your paycheck to hammer your ass as well? Because your butthurt is palpable.
>no degree
Kek, I had scholarships, he can enjoy being unemployed and not finding a job in the future.
Go attend your glory hole.

You had scholarships and now youre working a dead end job. And to compensate and displace your increasingly suicidal tendencies you lash out on Veeky Forums because your life sucks

LMAO

I don't have to be an electrical engineer to see the faulty wiring in your projector, casting-couch Freud.
>You're on Veeky Forums haha what a loser
Very intelligent argument, redditor.

Oh I know what you do, and I know that if you only make $95k a year you aren't even mid-tier. all you do is take orders all day from your chief engineer, or surveyors like me depending on what kind of work you do. That's how I know you are nothing more than a wire puller. You don't even get to hit the power switch and test everything. You are long gone by then, off to the next wire pulling job...

You really don't know what I do at all.
Unlike you field cucks my job isn't ephemeral, stay mad glory hole attendant.

>n-no its you!!!
Great comeback faggot. Spare us the whining and get your Smith and Wesson retirement plan done with

BUY INVERSE 3X SALMONELLA ETF
SELL 3X US CHICKEN EQUITIES ETF
PLACE MARCH 15 $43 YOLO CALLS ON $EGGS

BULLS? BEARS? THIS IS NOW A CHICKEN MARKET.

I wouldn't spare your autistic faggot ass IRL with my S&W that's for sure.
Sounds like your retirement plan is inheriting your mom's trailer and cashing welfare checks. KYS.

nice reference. Saw that episode earlier today.

>proud to not work in the field

So obese? Or morbidly obese?

>kys

Lol. Say kill yourself like a man then actually kill yourself you worthless cuck

Thanks. I didn't know about the show until I saw it on r/television

Say cuckold like you do in your porn searches like a nu-male, you retarded genelet.

>not toiling like a nigger means you don't diet and exercise
I'm sorry to hear about your weight problem though, I think the doctors probably said morbidly obese on your chart.

Say "im gonna do it this time i mean it!!!" Then do it this time. Your mother will thank you ;)

Whats with these psycho drumpfniggers on ck lately?

t. suicide-obsessed teenager

Since you can't cook a fucking steak here's a recipe for you.
>1 gallon of bleach
>1 gallon of ammonia
>mix together and huff
Your mom won't even notice you're gone.

...

>t. suicide obsessed teenager
Obviously you are, loser, I could tell since you started telling people to die over a steak, you pathetic fuck lol
I'll be sure to enjoy a white wine and well done steak dinner with your family once you finally step off the stool ;)

_cuckold
Kikelovers

Imagine getting suicidal over a steak

Your post is fucking disgusting. Go back to your overcooked eggs, and trap porn you degenerate.

You're the one creating scenarios in your head about your mom not caring about your suicide, you autistic incel.
>white wine
My family don't eat at gay clubs, sorry.

I wasn't asking for what other subreddits you're subbed to I was recommending you go back to your home board. Cheers.

>no you!!!

Lmao bud.
That mom thing really got to you didnt it?

I wasnt telling you a subreddit i went to. I was telling you to go there. I shouldnt have expected an aspie like yourself to get it though. Sad!

>No u!
See
>Obviously you are!

You're the one with mommy issues considering you brought it up in your suicide fantasies ITT. Pretty sad!

Lol @ this booger eating suicidal dork

Delete this retarded fucking thread and ban all posters above me.

I'm sorry I don't want to browse the subreddits you moderate or reddit at all but thanks for the invitation! You should try going back if you don't like Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums.

>literally no you AGAIN

Ive turned you into my own personality puppet! Go ahead and repeat yourself again

Nice damage control fatty. Guess you're still pissy you thought making less than my assistant was impressive. Probably a lie anyway. You probably still live in the basement of your mom and stepdads house. Anyway I'm sure your life is what it is because of the decisions you made, so you can thank yourself for your misery. Faggot

This isn't r/cuckold, you don't get to moderate here.

*personal

Just in case suicidy gets any witty ideas ;)

You know what a cuckold subreddit is like? LOL

He's no older than 16 tops or once institutionalized 29 year old

The only thing you've turned is your grandparents and ancestors in their graves you little autist.

Seems like you're jealous I get paid quite good to work in an air-conditioned facility while you have to toil in the fields like slaves. Enjoy your chronic back pain!

Of course! Everyone on Veeky Forums has seen your ads. I hear you do a great job over there! Don't personally visit myself.
t. 17 year old who goes to a child therapist

Lol you absolutely suck at this you miserable cuck. Go turn your neck a couple rotations. Dont at even @ lmao

>doesn't get to write off a truck
>doesn't get to write off quads
>doesn't get to write off sleds
>doesn't get to run a chainsaw
>probably never held an axe before
>sits around all day
>makes less than my assistant
>grows fatter by the day

Ya man, I'm so jelly...

>t. Literally institutionalized 29 year old