>Working the checkout at Whole Foods
>realize that some mousy-looking girl with glasses has purposely mislabeled key limes as regular limes in a hare-brained attempt to save money
>"oh, looks like you accidentally mislabeled theses limes, let me ring them up properly for you"
>mfw
Who /Devlish/ here?
This shitpost has a lot of levels, I'm impressed.
>mfw engineering seedless avocados
You mean pears?
you've either never had an avocado or are just straight up retarded
Good for you, OP. If someone really wanted to save money, they wouldn't be shopping at Whole Foods. At my local grocery store, there are a couple of cashiers that generally don't check the tags and ring up my organic produce at the regular price.
This is probably the funniest thing I've read on this board in years
checkout is the worst... do you have a beer/wine department?
R u a gril? I work at whole foods and all the qt grilse are cashiers
>do you have a beer/wine department?
Yeah but I don't drink very often because often I can't control myself when I start.
>R u a gril? I work at whole foods and all the qt grilse are cashiers
Yeah, I'm a woman.
Let me contribute with another example of devilish behavior since nobody else seems to be participating.
>go into CVS pastry aisle
>smoosh all the hostess fruit pies so that they'll be ruined, even though they appear fine superficially
>move on to the Utz potato chips and begin to stealthily smash the chips so that they'll just be crumbs when some poor unsuspecting sucker opens them
>make dents in the clondyke bars
I got a free chicken at whole foods because the checkout girl forgot to ring it up while wrapping it in the special whole chicken bag
then again it was $79 for two bags of groceries so it's not like anyone won
>fucking with fat peoples food
>they are fat so they will eat it anyway
I applaud you for your efforts tho
>I don't drink very often because often I can't control myself when I start.
The secret is to never buy more than you can drink in one night.
>waitress asks me if I have any allergies
>"no"
>mfw I actually have a deadly allergy to glutin and if even a single glutin atom touches me I will asphyxiate
Will u b my gf
asking for a friend
>Working at the bulk foods area.
>Filling the activated almonds.
>I put in the unactivated ones.
>accidentally label the expensive tomatoes as cheap tomatoes
>the cashier notices and fixes it
>know that she thinks i did it on purpose even though i didn't
>feel bad for the whole day
You are scrumptiously devilish, user. I like it.
>working the checkout at Whole Foods
>lady asks me to manually enter item codes
>says she doesn't want "lasers touching her food"
>store gives you a $0.05 discount at checkout for every reusable bag you bring
>take a new bag from the rack
>remove the tag while i make my way through the store
>get to the checkout
>"did you bring this bag in with you?"
>"...yes"
>$11.67 total is now $11.62
You monster.
Self checkout reigns supreme in the covert theft of high value bulk grocery. I typically buy a trail mix with hazelnuts and dried cranberries which goes for 15/lb and mark it up as a 5/lb standard trail mix
>not bringing 220 reusable bags so you can deduct 11 dollars and make it $0.67