Why does it seem like every other country hates us for eating this stuff? I can't speak for everyone I guess, but I homecook a lot of my stuff, and I also eat lots of veggies and mushrooms too.
We eat more than just processed fried crap you know. Why does it seem like we get picked on so much more than everyone else? Why are they so mean to us?
>"Oh, look at that burgerfat over there, I bet he eats nothing but burgers and chicken tenders all day long."
I can't be the only one who's sick of these blatant stereotypes. Not all Americans are morbidly obese hamplanets who stuff our faces. There are plenty of people here who eat a normal diet.
Nathan Evans
For ameriblubbers it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
Landon Williams
Why dog you care about there opinion so much?
Jaxson Ortiz
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Camden Nelson
I just think it's really mean. Why would you insult people that you don't even know?
The other day I made a vegetarian mushroom stew from scratch. And the day after I had fresh broccoli with chicken.
I'm just saying it's not very nice to be rude to us just based on some stereotype.
Cameron Robinson
Stereotypes exist, deal with it. I'm pretty sure the French don't exclusively eat baguettes and onions but it doesn't stop everyone thinking that
Cameron Scott
Scientific fact that all French people smell of onions though
Jaxson Ortiz
I'd worry less about national food stereotypes and be more concerned about the fact that the rest of the world believes Americans are all xenophobic, obnoxious morons
David Hall
As a Dutchman, I stayed with an asian-american family. Most Asians ate pretty healthy, cooking a lot of their own stuff, eating the required amount of veggies and fruits each day, but white Americans seriously eat trash. Pretty much every white person I met over there was at least a little overweight, and I do remember being somewhat of an oddity for being white and low fat.
It was in Maryland, so I wouldn't know about the rest of the U.S.
Robert Robinson
Yeah but we know that amerifats exclusively consume government subsidised high fructose corn syrup, and that they're so 3rd world they have to pay tips so the servers can make some kind of a living
Isn't that enough?
Jose Roberts
It's obsession, OP. You'll learn to just laugh at it
Chase Parker
I think that would be obviously untrue, unless they live in a country that doesn't report on what's actually going on here, i.e. continuing mass protests, actual facts about who won the popular vote, neonazis getting punched in the face (ahhhh.......I could watch that video all day), FBI and CIA probes into the election, and pretty much across the board unrest over what's happening here. >Maryland Good god man, why did you choose there? Did you not get a choice?
Luke Brooks
no, other countries hate us because we are hundreds of years younger than them but dominate global geopolitics. then they just extend the hate to fast food, sports, fashion and every other stupid thing. >enjoy being overrun by ISIS and the towheads, europe!
Dominic Long
Maybe we don't. Maybe we just hate you for this attitude. 2/10 I replied.
>enjoy your diabetes.
Hunter Powell
>lmao dumb americans haha they so far behind >proceed to import american TV, movies, music, fast food and trends europeans are patheticly jealous, that's all
Hudson Davis
thats the thing. no americans lose one moment of sleep over how anyone in any other nation views america. Like you think its going to offend us by telling us how you all think we are fat and lazy. yeah, no jimmies are rustled. not a single one.
Noah Sanders
cause you're very visible, especially on Veeky Forums with its completely american-centric memes like flyovers and stuff like that, so you naturally make yourselves prominent to the probably 30% of people here who aren't american, which is a lot less than usual for Veeky Forums boards so it's a lot more exaggerated on ck
John Rodriguez
>Giving a shit about what dumb europosters have to say
How awfully unamerican of you, OP.
Camden Nguyen
>he posts this in a thread that directly disproves it
Ayden Carter
says the guy who patrols Veeky Forums 18 hours a day to spam OBSESSED
thank you for defending america on the internet, flyover bro
Xavier Stewart
Why do Americans shit themselves in grocery stores? Is it a combination of junk food and beetus medication?
Jonathan Ramirez
Why do Americans have even more of a spotlight on them here than they do on /int/?
Kayden Moore
Success breeds envy.
Joseph Cooper
I think you should re-read the OP
Oliver Jackson
So what you're saying is that out of all the board topics on Veeky Forums, even the ones where discussing America is actually intended, food is the one that Americans are the most successful in.
Ryder Cox
I don't go to /int/, but I would guess because /int/ probably attracts people with a preexisting interest in interacting with people from other countries, and the americans who go there are mentally prepared to cope with cracks about american stereotypes. as a result the standard amount of amerifat, americlap, do americans eat HFCS jokes don't lead to a full scale meltdown.
whereas on Veeky Forums there are people who are so damm sheltered that the sight of an avocado causes them to experience an existential crisis. escalating that to interacting with someone who is (or claims to be) from another country is basically an all-out attack on things they've never given a moment's thought. it's difficult for some people to resist fucking with a person who has a big flashing "do not press" button that causes a predictable tantrum no matter how many times you press it.
Noah Green
And the americans who frequent /int/ are openminded and genuinely interested in other cultures, whereas a relatively high percent of amerilards on Veeky Forums are white nationalists who attempt to associate food with US nationalism and racial stereotypes. That kind of attitude makes you a target of not only foreigners but other americans as well.
Brody Foster
I find this annoying because I don't give a shit about the nationality of people I converse with online and never did, but Europeans certainly do. So much so that they sling nationality-based insults at you even if the argument has nothing to do with it. It's very childish.
Grayson Collins
>People from countries with poorer education are poorly educated
Never would have thought...
Elijah Baker
>american education >common core >let's just round pi down to 3 >pizza is a vegetable
Owen Thompson
without using google, prove to me that pi is not 3
protip: you can't, ergo, it is 22/7 or to put it simply, 3
Anthony Carter
This is the thing I don't get about you Americans. Your leftists are willing to dumb down the whole nation cause blacks and Hispanics are terrible learners. Where's the fucking logic? And the sad part is I know my country will go the same way with all these rapefugees.
Ryder Ward
pi is not 3 because if you roll a circular object once and then compare that length to its radius you can see it's larger than 3
rekt
Benjamin Stewart
>can't be the only one who's sick of these blatant stereotypes. Americans stereotype other nations constantly. To an insane degree.
Ayden Jones
>22/7 or to put it simply, 3
>SIMPLY for simple-minded people >21/7 = 3 >How can 22/7 = 3?
Jacob Perry
>some shit I just made up >proof your measurement was obviously flawed, god wouldn't make pi an irrational number. mankind didn't just randomly appear, so we can obviously agree that god is real. if god is real, then it follows that pi is rational.
atheists #btfo
Jeremiah Nelson
user I can clearly see what you're saying, and I'm afraid these are all projections and rationalizations that stem from your deeply repressed homosexuality, which probably comes from your daddy touching you when you were little. I'm sorry.
Hudson Sanchez
>hey guys I'm totally smarter than Archimedes things NEETs believe
Samuel Carter
Care to share the shroom stew recipe amigo?
Luis Lewis
you can't intimidate me with big words, atheist
go drink your mycotoxins and call me when your head has cleared up and you've accepted jesus
Ryan Kelly
Why even bother rounding down to 3 though?
~5 digits of pi is enough for pretty much anything you'd need to do ever.
If you're autistic like me you can easily memorize 50+ digits so you can calculate the circumference of the universe within a few inches.
Asher Scott
I see. It wasn't your dad, it was a priest. My mistake.
Jeremiah Kelly
cause 1 digit is less than 5 and 1 is a lot easier than 5 if you can't think too good hurr
Asher Stewart
why would I ever need to memorize pi at all, poindexter? that's what asians are for. let the weak, womanly asians show off with their robotic repetition of digits, america has nucular weapons and we shouldn't be afraid of other countries.
Josiah Brown
we don't have priests in america, we have reverends. or in some cases reverend doctors. take your papist nonsense back to italy where it belongs, giuseppe.
Luke Gutierrez
It's not that hard at all, I memorized 50 digits in 8th grade.
By the end of highschool I was up to about 85 digits, and that wasn't even with chunking, just rot memorization.
Ethan Morales
because you're autistic
Tyler Scott
Pedophile reverend, pedophile priest, what difference does it make? They still caused you to be gay today.
William Jackson
I recognize that, still I can't believe you'd forego 3.14159, let alone 3.14 and just round it to 3.
Carter Wilson
gay is a choice, you liberal. just because I constantly fantasize about getting spit roasted by giant niggers doesn't mean I choose to act on these urges. people who choose to be gay are going to hell.
Ian Peterson
>I constantly fantasize about getting spit roasted by giant niggers Americans, everyone.
Juan Ward
Wanna know how I can tell you don't lurk /int/
Jason Allen
...
Josiah Bennett
He's actually right. There's more people there who are reasonable about these things than here. The easily triggered idiot ratio is just higher on Veeky Forums.
Jason Ortiz
Maybe they're just used to the obsession over there.
Luke Wood
Just like you're used to being obese here.
Tyler Powell
>7 current Americans threads on /int/ Yeah, the obsession is more hectic over there.
Evan Rodriguez
in the midst of europe being overrun by muslim refugees and ISIS, are you really going to kick off a debate over who's lowest 1% of society is worse?
yeah i didn't think so. I'll take out diabeetus ridden fat walmart shoppers over your AK47 wielding suicide bombers any day.
Anthony Howard
What, like this thread, just because it has america in the OP? lel
Jayden Fisher
It's fucking ridiculous. Europeans and Australians craving our attention on an American website dedicated to Japanese culture.
Aiden Evans
Muslims cause more problems in the USA though. Just saying.....
Jackson Baker
who gives a shit about foreigners, fuck 'em
they're worthless and their opinions irrelevant
Samuel Scott
> Why does it seem like every other country hates us for eating this stuff?
Because you 'Mericans basically stereotype yourselves.
Brody Sullivan
What problems has a muslim ever caused you personally?
Nicholas Cooper
Well, 9/11 for a start.
Nicholas King
Were you actually there?
Adrian Walker
>Why does it seem like we get picked on so much more than everyone else? We have a massive obesity problem, the chain restaurants we export to other countries are garbage and our standards for food quality within our country are so low that much of our food wouldn't be legal to sell for human consumption in other parts of the world. Our influence is huge and rarely is it good when it comes to food.
Wyatt Bell
>says the flyover who raves about Jew York is why he's not a winner buddy I watched the towers burn and fall with my own eyes, and I am against the muslim registry and the trump ban against people from every country except the one that actually sent us the hijackers. it's feel-good nonsense that accomplishes nothing, ignores the real culprits, and sows distrust towards the government among the people who we depend on to snitch on each other.
there is a right way and a wrong way to handle islamic extremists, and people who have no dog in this fight should stay the fuck out and let the experts handle it. your petting zoo in Indiana is not going to get bombed, I am. so stop pretending you're more of an expert on counterterror than the intelligence community because you watched a few episodes of "24". a counterterror policy that can be written up in two sentences is a stupid policy.
Xavier Myers
this x 100
Justin Mitchell
I watched the 2nd plane hit and I am against everything trump is "doing" to protect us against the Muslim "threat".
Ian Butler
yup. I was actually there. i knew about 30 people who died.
Easton Gomez
kek gotta love lies on the internet.
Blake Davis
Well that's sad, I hope you got at least a little bit of an appreciation for how people all around the world feel during wars and shit like that.
Jason Powell
Me, too.
David Johnson
I hope they up it to a dirty bomb next time, coastie. Liberals won't win another election for a century.
Liam Howard
and they say liberals are the ones who hate america
Evan Diaz
> wouldn't be legal to sell for human consumption in other parts of the world
u wot m8
Mason Torres
They know. They're just giving us shit because it's true about a lot of trashy people. But guess what? They have trashy people too. They only know about ours because they watch our TV because their TV sucks shit
Christopher Ramirez
A lot of things allowable in America are not approved in other places. Examples include pink slime, GMO crops, Carrageenan, Hormone infused meat and dairy, Brominated vegetable oil, Olestra and Brominated flour,.
Asher Parker
Stereotypes are for laughs and giggles, it's funny in general,no matter what kind it is.
I'm Dutch, have always accepted that i'm a gigantic potato mashing jew.
Hunter Brown
Thank you for providing yet another opportunity to ruin this board with cross atlantic shitposting
Tyler Butler
Europeans are insecure, user. That's all it boils down to.
Ayden Green
correct
Oliver Carter
>I can't be the only one who's sick of these blatant stereotypes. Not all Americans are morbidly obese hamplanets who stuff our faces. There are plenty of people here who eat a normal diet. you arent going to fix this with this post. best you can do is just troll to piss of europoors and hopefully turn this around into them trying to defend themselves for their shitty "culture" foods
>bangers n mash pure trash
Jayden Wright
Shots fucking fired.
Connor Rogers
thx for speaking sense, wittily, ameribro.
Jayden Hall
To make you happy, my real life bro went to fattistan and was very impressed with the selection of stuff you have in supermarket. Top quality, ecological everywhere, top veg, stuff for vegetarians, stuff for whichever eating habit. Your problem seems to be vocal plebs, but that is similar everywhere. But I think your plebs might be fatter (well, equally fat to British ones), and your plebs actually think they are equal.
Austin Richardson
Have you looked at the top 11 countries that have a higher obesity rating than us at #12? You don't recognize any of them.
Instead of pretending the US doesn't have a severe obesity and health problem, you should be trying to point out to fatfucks they need to change. Assigning an erroneous nationalism does not improve the country.
Jason Lewis
>nationalism does not improve the country
Hmmm..
Nathaniel Price
>a country that failed in a few years hmm
Isaiah Reed
>did away with the jew bankers >fighting the entire world a few years later Really makes you think
Cameron Harris
>One time I had vegetables in water that I did all by myself and another time I had a vegetable with chicken.
Kevin Clark
Wrong.
Why do you think they have an onion necklace on top the black and white stripey top???
Michael Nelson
Americans do it too. They call people europoors even though the person could be asian, south-american or even african.
Eli Lee
Can confirm, asian here and I'm usually either being told to go back to KFC and my watermelons, or something about sharia law
People from certain parts of america can't really grasp how diverse the world actually is so when someone disagrees with them they get this picture in their head of "the enemy" which is usually based on whatever they read about on brietbart or stormfront
Liam Morales
>lost everything >half its descendants are rape babies >eternally cucked in mentality hmm
Brody Flores
The baguette part is pretty true though. It's quite common in most households to buy at least one baguette everyday, or every two days.
Tyler Williams
Oh shit. From the thumbnail I thought it was the meme guy with the fucking retarded beard.
Ethan Sanchez
This isn't even good clever banter, it just sucks. When is this thing going to die where people insult the other by saying "haha ur gay because ur dad touched you". Certainly there must be something more clever to say than that, especially with all those fancy words you use.
Lucas Murphy
Why should one person make the effort to be clever when the other one doesn't?