Making extra money

What are some ways to make money in addition to wageslaving. I need to make about 2k in 3 months.
No crypto please

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kneepads

shoplift and sell

loss prevention doesnt kick in until you're a serial shoplifter so your first few times are free

stocks and crypto both dead forever, selling your body is now only option until nuclear winter

Suck 2-3k dicks a month.

suck 4k dicks for 0.5$

What is the most profitable thing to lift?

scamming. Easy 2k a day

Teach me

That would be such a cool piece of art if someone cool like Magritte painted it.