I NEED CAKES
What's your favorite? I love ones with heavy thicc cream cheese icing, a rich interior, and nuts if possible.
Thinking about trying this one soon.
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Lucas Davis
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Mason Brooks
Have you tried opening a box of cake mix, adding eggs, oil, and water, mixing it up, and then drinking the entire bowl of raw cake batter like the pile of human filth you are?
John Powell
I'm a simple man, I like a simple white or yellow cake with a butter cream icing.
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Ryan Watson
Adolf Hitler Cake
His personal baker would make a fresh cake every day and it would be gone quickly.
2 cups white sugar
1/2 pound butter
3 eggs
3 cups sifted all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 cup chopped walnuts
3 cups diced Macintosh apples
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Butter and flour one 10 inch tube pan.
Cream together the butter and sugar. Add eggs one at a time beating well after each addition. Set aside.
Sift together the flour, salt, baking soda, cinnamon and nutmeg. Add to wet ingredients and mix well.
Stir in vanilla, walnuts and apples. Mix well and pour into prepared pan.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for approximately 1 hour or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Set aside to cool. Slide knife along outer edges to release bottom of tube pan. Slide knife along bottom of tube pan and inner tube to release cake.
>You will never hag out with Hitler and nick sweets with him from the pantry while he tells you war stories.
Asher Edwards
Sounds delicious! I'll have to try it.
Jackson Wright
i don't have a real recipe, but i love mixing crushed pineapple into any cake batter.
Anthony Miller
I'm definitely gonna have to give this a go when I'm back from my vacation.
Parker Taylor
>Order chocolate lava crunch cakes from dominos
>After finishing order, realize it's 12:10 at night and call the place to make sure they're actually delivering this late
>Guy on the phone seems to think I'm implying they're taking a long time
>"It's in the ovennnnnn"
>When it gets here I notice something different from all the other times I order this
>There is this yellowish white paste between the cake and the sugar
Did they ejaculate on my cake? I still ate it and it tasted good but I'm just curious
Joshua Walker
I've made this. It's fucking awesome. Golden Delicious works well too, and you can partially sub in some raisins if you like them.
Joshua Scott
no thats what happens to the powdered sugar when it sits on the lava cakes for an overly long time.
Jayden Nguyen
>After finishing order, realize it's 12:10 at night
>ordering two huge cakes on a whim
Damn I hope that's cum. You deserve it fatty.
John Lopez
>Huge cakes
Those are the size of cookies, you know how 'za joints like to charge $6 for brownies/cookies/"cakes" that are smaller than a jewel case
THIS is a big cake I can eat in one sitting
Tyler Adams
>Make cake from scratch
>Also make filling and buttercream from scratch
>Lose appetite for cake when I think about the pounds of butter that went into it
I really just like building cakes for others than eating them, but simple tea cakes are great too
Isaiah Diaz
Piggy
Dominic Phillips
Hummingbird cake is god-tier for that reason. Pineapple + honey peanuts + pecans = mmf
Daniel Gonzalez
nigga you fat
Landon Jenkins
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Luke Barnes
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Carson Robinson
>THIS is a big cake I can eat in one sitting
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Michael Flores
Am I the only one on this board who thinks that cake is awful tasting food with unappealing texture and disgusting white sugar paste?
I really hate it. Nearly gagging seeing this stuff on page 1.
Brody Reyes
You haven't had good cake then desu senpai.
Generic cake is as you describe, even worse if just store bought garbage.
Jace Gomez
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Carter Long
Yes I have had many a homemade cake, I just don't like the stuff, it seems like a really bad idea to not just eat steak or vegetables or carbs instead.
Dominic Garcia
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Caleb Davis
HOLY SHIT my mom bought that thing from a Costco one day and it tasted like a plastic pinwheel. GROCERY CAKES NOT EVEN ONCE
Ian Hill
Mom makes me a chocolate-orange roll cake with raspberries for my birthday every year. Vanilla ice cream included. Looks simple enough; has anyone here attempting to make a roll cake like this? Or even know the actual name? I just call it that.
Luke Campbell
Raspberry cream, vanilla cake, yuzu flakes, meringue, & freeze dried raspberry powder.
This is a serious contender for the cake I'm going to ask for (or buy for myself) on my birthday.
Levi Gutierrez
This is the other possibility.
Banana cake, dulce de leche, cinnamon cream cheese & malted milk crumbs.
Gavin Williams
Where I am from it's called a swiss roll, usually vanilla cake with cream and jam but chocolate versions are pretty common.
Not sure if that name is regional or not.
James Butler
never fails.
Brayden Fisher
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Robert Cook
What's with oreos? They're highly over rated and taste like a factory made biscuit, never got the hype about them.
Noah Perry
They look good and normies like them.
Julian Sanchez
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Charles Evans
Oh I remember reading about that. It was his special midnight craving cake. The baker would make one and set it out all discrete-like so he could "conveniently" find it when he got hungry in the middle of the night.
Lucas King
I made this inside out German Chocolate cake and it was probably the my favorite to date.
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Benjamin Gonzalez
Neat, I was actually thinking of making that too.
Dominic Martin
took forever to make and won't look nearly as good as pic, but wow did it taste amazing.
Store bought german chocolate icing/cake doesn't toast the coconut or nuts and doesn't caramelize the condensed milk.
I'm getting hungry thinking about this.
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Zachary Nelson
what a bunch of cakesters
Liam Cruz
Layered Bologna Cake with mayonnaise and mustard icing
James Wright
Killer cakes all round.
Joshua Collins
>the plane isn't edible as well
Can't give you more than 9/11.
Kayden Hernandez
I made one with alternating strawberry and red velvet layers for valentine's day a couple years ago, and it was tasty, but it's ugly. so here is a pretty cake.
Matthew Flores
here's another pretty cake. apparently both these have the lacey stuff made out of some kinda frosting or fondant.
Mason Ramirez
Fuck all those decorated fairy cakes with disgusting frosting. A giod old fashioned honey cake is all you need.
Carson Sullivan
>Can't give you more than 9/11
This thread.